[Mon]

I usually say, "I'm a hypnotist."
Although that is not what I do for a living, I am VERY passionate about it and goddamn good at it.

The reason I choose to say, "I'm a hypnotist," is that without fail, they start in with the, "Do me, do me. Pleeeease do me."
Most times I give them the "next time we get together" rain-check. Though I do explain that my favorite application of hypnosis is to get chicks wet, horny, and give them orgasms. They then start begging and insisting that I "do them."

Fun shit.

[Walderschmidt]

I tell them that I pick up chicks for a living and do boot camps a la Mystery.

They squirt all over me then and there every time.

Wald

[Iceberg]

(01-09-2014 05:22 PM)Mon Wrote:  

I usually say, "I'm a hypnotist."
Although that is not what I do for a living, I am VERY passionate about it and goddamn good at it.

The reason I choose to say, "I'm a hypnotist," is that without fail, they start in with the, "Do me, do me. Pleeeease do me."
Most times I give them the "next time we get together" rain-check. Though I do explain that my favorite application of hypnosis is to get chicks wet, horny, and give them orgasms. They then start begging and insisting that I "do them."

Fun shit.

This sounds interesting. Got any good resources?

[Closer68]

Once told a chick I was a Lion Tamer.

[augen sehen]

I made a fun habit out of this for a while. One time I had totally convinced a group of women that I was a dolphin trainer at SeaWorld and we were expanding to the local Zoo and I was here on assignment.

Nowadays I'm a bit more boring, I usually say a jokey profession and then say my real field of work, but make it sound interesting because to me, it is interesting.

[Mon]

(01-09-2014 05:48 PM)Iceberg Wrote:  

(01-09-2014 05:22 PM)Mon Wrote:  

I usually say, "I'm a hypnotist."
Although that is not what I do for a living, I am VERY passionate about it and goddamn good at it.

The reason I choose to say, "I'm a hypnotist," is that without fail, they start in with the, "Do me, do me. Pleeeease do me."
Most times I give them the "next time we get together" rain-check. Though I do explain that my favorite application of hypnosis is to get chicks wet, horny, and give them orgasms. They then start begging and insisting that I "do them."

Fun shit.

This sounds interesting. Got any good resources?

Right now, my top two teachers/mentors of hypnosis are "Major" Mark Cunningham and Igor Ledochowski. Some people on this forum may know Mark Cunningham from the earlier phases of this whole "pickup" shit. No matter what one thinks of his seduction principles, techniques, etc., in the realm of hypnosis, his skills and teachings are among the elite. I've flown out and learned from both Igor Ledochowski and "Major" Mark in person.

The best beginner's home-study course on conversational hypnosis will probably be Igor Ledochowski's Power of Conversational Hypnosis. Excellent principles and techniques for working trance-inducing language patterns into your everyday conversations.

The best home study course for more "formal" hypnosis, that I've come across, is Mark Cunningham's The New Curriculum. This shit is great.
Another reason I love Mark Cunningham's shit is that he's heavy, heavy, HEAVY into the sexual, turn-her-into-your-happy-submissive-sex-slave kind of hypnosis.

One of the best books out there, if you want to get into the real nuts & bolts of how hypnosis (trance) affects the body's physiology is The Psychobiology of Mind-Body Healing: New Concepts of Therapeutic Hypnosis by Ernest L. Rossi

A few more of my favorite books that can get you headed in the right direction, as a beginner, are:
*Richard Bandler's Guide to Trance-Formation: How to Harness the Power of Hypnosis to Ignite Effortless and Lasting Change by Richard Bandler (founder of NLP)
*Monsters and Magical Sticks: There No such Thing As Hypnosis? by Steven Heller, Ph.D. & Terry Steele
*Handbook of Hypnotic Suggestions and Metaphors by D. Corydon Hammond, Ph.D

[Yeti]

I tell the truth but keep it brief. I don't like talking about work generally, even though I'm doing what I like.

Actually, men generally should not talk about their work with women who can't help their careers, unless it helps get the bang.

The exception would be, women of high value will concomitantly place high value in a man who has a focus on his long-term career. It could be any job. Good women appreciate when a man is on his way up in his work. If she doesn't, she's not worth your time, you should not have her around as anything more than convenience sex.

I see it as more of a neutral part of getting to know a girl. So long as you aren't miserable in your job, it won't hurt your chances.

[Kieran]

It depends on the girl. Usually I just tell the truth. But with some girls that seem like they have a bit of a checklist, I just tell them whatever I think they want to hear.

Interestingly, at times I've been unemployed and on benefits, being honest about it has rarely hurt my chances (and have even had girls offering to get me jobs etc, which I declined as I have no intentions of working in some shit job).

These days I also get asked why I don't have a car. I live very close to the city centre, with good public transport, so have never been arsed to even learn to drive. Now that I'm getting older, some girls seem to find this strange, so I just tell them I'm banned from driving.

[Iceberg]

(01-09-2014 06:46 PM)Mon Wrote:  

(01-09-2014 05:48 PM)Iceberg Wrote:  

(01-09-2014 05:22 PM)Mon Wrote:  

I usually say, "I'm a hypnotist."
Although that is not what I do for a living, I am VERY passionate about it and goddamn good at it.

The reason I choose to say, "I'm a hypnotist," is that without fail, they start in with the, "Do me, do me. Pleeeease do me."
Most times I give them the "next time we get together" rain-check. Though I do explain that my favorite application of hypnosis is to get chicks wet, horny, and give them orgasms. They then start begging and insisting that I "do them."

Fun shit.

This sounds interesting. Got any good resources?

Right now, my top two teachers/mentors of hypnosis are "Major" Mark Cunningham and Igor Ledochowski. Some people on this forum may know Mark Cunningham from the earlier phases of this whole "pickup" shit. No matter what one thinks of his seduction principles, techniques, etc., in the realm of hypnosis, his skills and teachings are among the elite. I've flown out and learned from both Igor Ledochowski and "Major" Mark in person.

The best beginner's home-study course on conversational hypnosis will probably be Igor Ledochowski's Power of Conversational Hypnosis. Excellent principles and techniques for working trance-inducing language patterns into your everyday conversations.

The best home study course for more "formal" hypnosis, that I've come across, is Mark Cunningham's The New Curriculum. This shit is great.
Another reason I love Mark Cunningham's shit is that he's heavy, heavy, HEAVY into the sexual, turn-her-into-your-happy-submissive-sex-slave kind of hypnosis.

One of the best books out there, if you want to get into the real nuts & bolts of how hypnosis (trance) affects the body's physiology is The Psychobiology of Mind-Body Healing: New Concepts of Therapeutic Hypnosis by Ernest L. Rossi

A few more of my favorite books that can get you headed in the right direction, as a beginner, are:
*Richard Bandler's Guide to Trance-Formation: How to Harness the Power of Hypnosis to Ignite Effortless and Lasting Change by Richard Bandler (founder of NLP)
*Monsters and Magical Sticks: There No such Thing As Hypnosis? by Steven Heller, Ph.D. & Terry Steele
*Handbook of Hypnotic Suggestions and Metaphors by D. Corydon Hammond, Ph.D

Good shit. I'm going to check it out.

[Combored]

(12-30-2013 01:54 AM)ashraf Wrote:  

I have a very blue collar job, girls make faces when I tell them what I do. What job should I tell them I have? Obviously producer, fashion designer or entertainment lawyer would work best but no girl is going to believe that so I need something more plausible.

[Nigel Big Game]

I tell them the truth, I own and operate a food truck.

[Tytalus]

Hmm. Interesting thread. I work as a Research Analyst for a University. How to "spice that up?" Some chicks eyes light up when I say I work at a university. But. I have no idea how to actually make my job exciting. It isn't to me. I fulfill data requests from management units & make things like the University's factbook.

Thoughts on how to deliver on that?

[Lucario]

I'm a nurse...you cannot make a guy who is a nurse sound cool and masculine.

I just lie and say something cool like paramedics or hospital technician( fixing equipment that saves lives).

[The Beast1]

This is a simple one

KISS.

Keep it simple stupid.

Tell her the truth, change subject.

[Teddykgb]

When a girl is already interested in me I have no problem telling them the truth but when you are on Tinder and trying to get her number and she says something like.

"Well before I give you my number what do you do for work?"

I have a feeling I should just next girls that are asking me this shit when we haven't even transitioned to texting yet.

[soup]

"Bitch I work in pussy you know that"

[soup]

Nigel what ever happened to your fat trap?

[SpiderKing]

Janitor.

[Slick Shimmer]

(06-01-2014 11:06 AM)SpiderKing Wrote:  

Janitor.

I'm going to try this one out.

"I come from a long line of janitors."
"But I'm not just any janitor..."
"I'm Top Mop of the hospital..."
"Chief Sweep of the mall..."
"Boss Cloth of the Hilton..."

[Sketness]

I run a umpa-Lumpa farm

[simondice]

(06-01-2014 01:24 PM)Sketness Wrote:  

I run a umpa-Lumpa farm

[TheFinalEpic]

"You know those stickers that are on every apple you buy? I put them there"

[simondice]

"Professional princess" (took it from thisistrouble.com)
"Professional hit-man"
"Pornstar powderer"

[From Vegas to Tokyo]

I try to tell them the truth, but I'm purposefully vauge about it. If I'm solo gaming for the ons, I'll occasionally make some stuff up to self amuse.

I've always wondered: Does the janitor at Goldman Sachs tell everyone he works at Goldman? Probably, so no matter what you do to pump up your 'job title', it will probably still be believable. Girls will believe whatever you tell them.

[Mister X]

Continues to make me laugh how many dials have to be turned for a woman to say "alright I'm gonna fuck this guy."

When all she has to do for us is pass the boner test.

As some have said, I would jazz up the job using more creative language, but not outright make something up/lie.