[Gopher]

I say "I work in Operations Management." Then change the subject.

Is this good or bad? It is true.

[WestIndianArchie]

(12-30-2013 01:54 AM)ashraf Wrote:  

I have a very blue collar job, girls make faces when I tell them what I do. What job should I tell them I have? Obviously producer, fashion designer or entertainment lawyer would work best but no girl is going to believe that so I need something more plausible.

Options

1. Tell em, and don't be proud about it - what you're probably doing -

DON'T DO THIS BETA SHIT

2. Embellish your job - If you're in construction, say you flip houses. Other guys do the x,y, and z, I do sheet rock, my specialty.

3. Lie (plausibly) - This is where you decide of the life of a player is for you. Lie your ass off. You can become a investment banker, lawyer.. Hell I even thought of getting some business cards and hiring some Internet Marketing guys to do all sorts of BS to make me into something i'm not. I'm not trying to marry the broad, this ain't hollywood.

4. Lie Implausibly -

"You wouldn't know it, but i'm the largest distributor of sex toys in the Southwest. I've got a warehouse over by the docks. You wouldn't believe how cheap Chinese dildos are.."

"I am a recreational pharmaceutical rep. Sorry I don't do free samples, are you sure you're not a fed?"

5. Tell her straight up what you do, but do it alpha style
a) *look her in the eye* *shift demeanor* I hang sheet rock *silence*
b) best god damn sheet rock man in the city.
c) pull back the sleeve, flex the guns, "I hang sheet rock"

6. The guessing game
- look at her in the eye
- *smirk*
- guess
...
- clues?
- feel my hands, *grab her hands*
- feel my biceps *put her hands on your shoulders*
- look at my jeans
- look at what i'm drinking
- no guess

I probably have a bunch more, the main thing is to take control of the conversation and turn the conversation back to her.

She should be on tilt, trying to defend, not you.

WIA

[Rompetoto]

Someone posted this gem on the forum before, "I work for the navy and train dolphins how to find underwater bombs."

[Peregrine]

(12-31-2013 12:38 AM)Luccheese Wrote:  

Someone posted this gem on the forum before, "I work for the navy and train dolphins how to find underwater bombs."

Straight out of Barney's playbook.

[Sombro]

Chicks hear that I used to be in a lot of bands and ask lots of nosy questions.
I just say, "Rock 'n' Roll Witness Protection Program," and look the other way.

Works for me.

[Cr33pin]

Gay porn..... honesty is the best poilicy

[Frank]

(12-30-2013 03:32 PM)blkgatsby Wrote:  

I'm a laboratory rat. (I majored in Biochemistry)
Usually I just say that I make meth. LOL.

Good one.

One I picked up from scottishredpill.co.uk is "I wash ducks".

[Irish]

I normally say i'm an ass model (credit DDA)

always gets a laugh...unless the chick is thick as fuck. Which is unsurprisingly common, especially here in Singapore

[Dr. Howard]

Roosh had some good advice in Bang I think on this.

My advice would be this:
"what do you do for a living?"
sigh..."I can't talk about it"

If she probes further you can up the stakes/build plausibility with the following pieces of response
"seriously, its in my contract, i can't talk about my job outside of work"
"what? you've never heard of a confidence clause? I'd rather not get sued over impressing some girl I just met"
"I'm serious. Google Oak Ridge Tennessee, sometimes people just aren't allowed to talk about their jobs off site"

This allows you to make fun of her at a later date if your actual job comes up, that she was so gullible.

The risks are if you out with someone you know they may sell you out before the lie is played out.

[Suits]

I usually just say that I'm a consultant.

My goal isn't to impress. I just don't care to try to explain the glorious variety of various gigs that I do to earn money, most of which are pretty unimpressive anyway.

[Agent 47]

In between Jobs...

[horn]

I tell the truth but keep it vague.

[speakeasy]

(12-30-2013 05:47 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

It's complicated... I'm a waste management consultant.

Garbage man?

[Truth Teller]

(12-30-2013 01:54 AM)ashraf Wrote:  

I have a very blue collar job, girls make faces when I tell them what I do. What job should I tell them I have? Obviously producer, fashion designer or entertainment lawyer would work best but no girl is going to believe that so I need something more plausible.

Personally, my approach would be to tell her about your job, but actually speak about it with some passion. I get the feeling that you're just stating your job and giving off the vibe that you hate it.

[CaliforniaSupreme]

I'm a garbag...I mean sanitation engineer.

[RXB]

Tell them what you do but say it with confidence.

Marketing is the key.

There are thousands of doctors and lawyers who bore girls when describing what they do for work.

There are also garbage men, postal workers, and unemployed bums who can entice women when they describe their line of work.

[Closer68]

Lie.

[Hotwheels]

It's complicated.

[Iceberg]

(12-30-2013 04:07 AM)CEOArob Wrote:  

"Business"

It speaks for itself.

And *IF* they ask, "What type of business?"

I just reply,

"you know...business"

"Buy for a dollar, sell for two."

[Irish]

I shoot pigeons at the airport...

[Wahawahwah]

I sell fortune cookies to Chinese restaurants.

[kaotic]

I've use the "i'm a stripper" line so many times and i always get a positive reaction or laugh, not to mention it throws in some sex.

I tried the @wiscanada line and it worked they just say oh ok cool and move the convo right along.

[Sombro]

Autistic Dolphin Therapist.

[runsonmagic]

"Artist."

[MrXY]

I usually say I have online businesses

Many of them immediately assume I am somehow involved in the porn industry

I say nothing to disabuse them of this notion