[iamdegaussed]

I hear this a lot, from co-workers and otherwise. In some way shape or form their ass will get referenced and they'll be quick to say "Oh it's so big" or something. I've gotten this in pick ups too where it's kind of an obvious shit test to see what you say about her ass.

What's your preferred response to this in most situations. If it's with a girl I'm picking up I just ignore it like I do most shit tests but I'm wondering if there's something good I could use with my (attractive) co-workers when they reference the size of their ass. Same with girls in pick-up too. What's your go to if some broad does that while you're gaming her?

Appreciate any help.

[funkyzeit]

It's a bait for compliments. If you banged her just make her turn around and slap her ass. If not, ignore it. It's hard to have a comeback in situations like that.

[Chewbacon]

tell her it's an assterpiece.

[Parlay44]

Every shit test is designed to figure out how you feel about her.
It really doesn't matter what you say. It's how you say it.

They want to read your reaction ...your emotions. It's like
a psych evaluation.

That's why a cold answer or sarcastic one is key. It confuses them
and that creates mystery which creates attraction. Girl Logic.

[G Trooper]

Just say the opposite.

Bigass Girl: My pants never fit, because my butt is so big.

You: Really, you're butt doesn't seem big, it's actually kinda flat.

[iamdegaussed]

I like assterpiece and kinda flat.

Have you guys heard this frequently like I have?

[WestIndianArchie]

I'm used to chicks fishing for compliments.

WIA

[iamdegaussed]

I guess that's it. Even if it's in a platonic way I suppose girls want validated, co-workers or not.

I think I'll try "I've had bigger."

[Wahawahwah]

Tilt your ever so slightly, look at her ass, reserve your judgement.

Look at her. Smirk.

That's it.
People underestimate the value of non verbal communication.

[iamdegaussed]

Agreed. I'm pretty sharp verbally but there's usually little better you can do in the face of a shit test than smirking and raising an eyebrow. Sort of like she's a little child that's said something silly and not worth a response.

[AneroidOcean]

All great responses, calibrating to the girl and the situation will give you the best answer.

Another option, agree & amplify. Compare it to some object that is obviously exaggerated compared to the size of her ass. Act like it's so big when she turns around it might knock something over. Have fun with her. She's shit testing you, but part of the passing of many shit tests is not only to show that you're unimpressed by her, but also that your world is better than hers, that she will have fun around you, that she needs to chase you.

[vinman]

(12-26-2013 05:25 AM)funkyzeit Wrote:  

It's a bait for compliments. If you banged her just make her turn around and slap her ass. If not, ignore it. It's hard to have a comeback in situations like that.

What he said. Make her face you, slap her on the side of the ass and say, "feels firm enough".

[iamdegaussed]

(12-26-2013 01:45 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

All great responses, calibrating to the girl and the situation will give you the best answer.

Another option, agree & amplify. Compare it to some object that is obviously exaggerated compared to the size of her ass. Act like it's so big when she turns around it might knock something over. Have fun with her. She's shit testing you, but part of the passing of many shit tests is not only to show that you're unimpressed by her, but also that your world is better than hers, that she will have fun around you, that she needs to chase you.

Ahhh I really dig this one. Matches my vibe at work usually too.

[eradicator]

"Yeah. your ass is the size of China" if you are feeling cheeky and running cocky/funny game.

If you aren't cocky or funny just ignore it because it would be incongruent

[RXB]

When I've been asked this I grab it with both hands and squeeze. Following this I usually bust out: "someone's been doing their squats."

[Jeans]

if it happens in the course of running night bar game, just announce to her that "you'll see about that" and calmly put your hand on her ass and squeeze. If her ass is flat call her out on it, but if it really is plump and juicy just say something like "it's agreeable." Girls can be a lot more comfortable with that level of touching than you might think as long as some attraction has been kindled.