[SpiderKing]

remove chewing gum from mouth.
place in hand.
grab her hair with said hand.

stir briskly and enjoy.

*****

or go with emech's beer spray move

[Wahawahwah]

Throw Shit On Girl

[MrXY]

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[DjembaDjemba]

This sort of shit you can't tolerate...period. For every one guy who tolerates a bitch wiping her hands on him, another gets the approval, in a way you've become an enabler for future bad behavour by unruly females.

You gotta let them know what's up.

Definitely not a common sight, I've never seen it happening to anyone. No matter how bad your posture is, or style, or whatever, no one deserves that level of disrespect.

You have got to let them know this shit is NOT cool! And if the bouncers want to throw you out, then so be it. The venue doesn't deserve your business anyhow. You don't go out to get disrespected.

[tboz]

Never EVER take any shit from any female. You need to stand your ground when a female insults you like that. I wouldn't have taken that from anyone, no matter how good looking she was. If it were me I would've verbally blasted her on the spot and wiped my hands on her clothes. I don't play around with little kids games of revenge. If she calls club security, I would explain that she put her hands on me first. If you're kicked out of the club, well, there are dozens more to choose from. That's the alpha in me and its how I roll in life.

[shotgun]

If a girl goes out of her way to make fun of my approach, I back off, reach inside my drink glass for some ice cubes and throw them at her when she isn't looking.

[booshala]

Wow, this is pretty disrespectful. Agree and amplify sounds like a reasonable response. Funny OP: you and I have very similar physical characteristics but this shit has never happened to me in 15 years of hitting bars and clubs. Guess British girls are more dismissive of Asian guys than Americans?

[Brosemite]

(12-13-2013 07:44 PM)booshala Wrote:  

Wow, this is pretty disrespectful. Agree and amplify sounds like a reasonable response. Funny OP: you and I have very similar physical characteristics but this shit has never happened to me in 15 years of hitting bars and clubs. Guess British girls are more dismissive of Asian guys than Americans?

Appears as if it was a local chick in Thailand that pulled the crap on him...

[Dusty]

(12-12-2013 10:43 AM)Dusty Wrote:  

Throw shit on her.

(12-12-2013 09:26 PM)Sharkie Wrote:  

Throw Shit On Girl

Great minds think alike.

[CaliforniaSupreme]

Take a big sip, take out lighter, spit in her face and light it. Surprise!

[Sebastian]

I had similar experience. Was walking around on dance floor in marquee vegas. They gave out this sponge led batton thing. This girl started rubbing the edge to my lips. The edge was wet too. A lot of things were going through my head about what i should do in one second.

I kept my poker face, raised my hand slowly and unfolded my middle finger.
People around her had 'omg he really did that' (i cant believe even guys were fucking amazed by my action. ) i just waved my hand, said bye in a fuck you way and walked away.

What wouldve happened if i did the same thing to her?
Well this is America. You need to be careful.
Btw, in my country, i wouldve grabbed her hair and bring her head to the waist high.
People would understand too.

[Christian McQueen]

"Was walking around on dance floor in marquee vegas. They gave out this sponge led batton thing. This girl started rubbing the edge to my lips. The edge was wet too."

Ah yes, the light sabers. Here's your best solution that I have 'patented' over the years of dealing with those annoying foam fuckers.

Whenever a girl, or guy (which NO guy should ever be waving one of those around), even accidentally hits me with one of those, I turn around grab it out of their hand and chuck it into the crowd like a javelin.

Yes people will act shocked, but you'll be fine and won't get thrown out. It's disrespectful and should be handled promptly. What that chick did to you is uncalled for.

[JayTx]

Sounds like the second incident was in Thailand. I've spent a little time in the Philippines and if a girl had done that there I would have removed her from said bar myself. If the other one was in the states you need to be a little more careful. Pouring the drink on her head gets my vote and tell her don't ever fuck with a man. Then just walk out before she has a chance to fly off the handle and security gets involved because that's coming.

[devilution]

Some good advice here thanks guys, if there is a third time I'll come back with findings.

[funkyzeit]

You should never put your clothes in a place where everyone can reach them. Clubs are full of drunk idiots who will burn through your $300 jacket because they are too retarded to hold a cigarette.

Something similar to your situation happened to my crew about a month ago. We were at some cocktail party hosted by US Embassy and we ordered few 1l cocktails which are not cheap and can demolish one person. This girl was with her friends celebrating someones birthday, probably her. At one point she started going to other dudes tabled demanding their drinks "for a minute". She took one 1l cocktail from one table, took another one from other table and gave them to her five friends who promptly emptied them with her in few minutes. Dudes were just watching and smiling like retards, I guess they were thinking they'll get some ass if they provided them with fun drinks pretending not to care how pricy they were.

After about 15 minutes and second cocktail devoured the girls were visibly drunk and of course the same one left the table and approached us. In perfect American English (surprise!) she said that she would like to try one of our cocktails with her friends. My friend didn't even finished saying simple "no" when she took the whole jug, took all the straws out of it and proceeded to drink it. All of her friends started cheering her up but those cheers went silent after my friend raised the end of jug just enough so the cocktail spilled all over her face and clothes. You can guess what happened. We were asked to leave by US soldier who posed as security because a spoiled slut started crying and screaming at us. This was my lesson never to attend western-based drinking events in my country again.