[DVY]

@Vendetta- 3AM hang out w/buddies at the VW beer carts and wave at the hotties IN TRAFFIC creeping by. I got snatched to afterhours, tons of #s, lots of funny anecdotes. Its basically a street party vibe but the girls are in cars.

Conveyor belt of poon.

I make funny faces at them. Smile at the hot girls. Wave at them. Its basically a huge joke...

[Bolthouse]

Been on a couple of dates with the girl on the left, and she absolutely refuses to shave her legs. For DR standards she has a very pretty face, pretty enough that I ignored the legs during the first date in hopes it was an accident, but while I was feeling up her legs during makeouts on the second date it was absolutely disgusting. I really wanted to overlook it and bang her out quickly, but I can't. It's really fuckin gross. What a waste.

[WanderingSoul]

(12-12-2013 12:16 PM)Vendetta Wrote:  

(12-12-2013 12:00 PM)DVY Wrote:  

haha. I had equal parts of gay thai guys complimenting me and drunk thai women. You'd do well at soi 11 3am drunk girl scoop.

I think I've been to Soi 11 maybe 3 times at most in 8 months.

It seems pretty buzzy (in an expat kinda way) I like the look of those VW beer vans...

What kind of girls hang out there? Working girls?

Soi 11 is a mixed bag. Everything from well off westernized Thai girls to high class hookers/gold diggers to second rate international models to ladyboys to business expats and more. Not many normal Thai girls, I.e. RCA type of girls (middle class uni chicks) would be there.

Oskar bar is a good pre party spot. Cocktail joint. Gets packed on the weekend's.

[Vendetta]

(12-12-2013 10:14 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Soi 11 is a mixed bag. Everything from well off westernized Thai girls to high class hookers/gold diggers to second rate international models to ladyboys to business expats and more. Not many normal Thai girls, I.e. RCA type of girls (middle class uni chicks) would be there.

Oskar bar is a good pre party spot. Cocktail joint. Gets packed on the weekend's.

Sounds OK - I like places with a crazy mix of people.

Never been to Oskar either.

[Vendetta]

(12-12-2013 04:14 PM)Bolthouse Wrote:  

Been on a couple of dates with the girl on the left, and she absolutely refuses to shave her legs. For DR standards she has a very pretty face, pretty enough that I ignored the legs during the first date in hopes it was an accident, but while I was feeling up her legs during makeouts on the second date it was absolutely disgusting. I really wanted to overlook it and bang her out quickly, but I can't. It's really fuckin gross. What a waste.

That's too bad Bolthouse - Hairy pussy - I don't mind. Hairy armpits - I'm perverted and actually quite like the idea (though have never met a girl who has them)

Hairy legs - absolutely fucking disgusting! A no no for sure.

[Vendetta]

(12-12-2013 02:40 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

done!

in subway toilet. levels is the shit!

elaboration tomorrow!

Wait, what?

You fucked a girl in a Subway toilet? (I assume you mean the sandwich shop?)

[Teddykgb]

For you Americans out there did you use any certain processing service for your Brazilian Visa or did you do it all yourself through the Brazilian Consulate?

[Brosemite]

(12-13-2013 01:11 AM)murrb Wrote:  

For you Americans out there did you use any certain processing service for your Brazilian Visa or did you do it all yourself through the Brazilian Consulate?

Sounds like you made a decision lol.

Every consulate is different, but I went through a travel agency in NYC called ItsEasy. I was there for a 9 day business trip as I paid $220.00 for everything, though it was less than normal because I didn't need overnight shipping back to Texas (Dropped off and picked up everything within that span).

In the Houston consulate, an appointment is required so I didn't see any pt wasting gas money to visit them via 4.5 hour drive. Then again, August 2011 was a time when consulate visits were granting 5 year visas whereas ItsEasy negotiated a 10 year visa for me. All Brazilian visas now whether consulate or agency visits are currently 10 years.

What month do you plan on visiting Brazil?

[Teddykgb]

(12-13-2013 01:17 AM)yb13 Wrote:  

(12-13-2013 01:11 AM)murrb Wrote:  

For you Americans out there did you use any certain processing service for your Brazilian Visa or did you do it all yourself through the Brazilian Consulate?

Sounds like you made a decision lol.

Every consulate is different, but I went through a travel agency in NYC called ItsEasy. I was there for a 9 day business trip as I paid $220.00 for everything, though it was less than normal because I didn't need overnight shipping back to Texas (Dropped off and picked up everything within that span).

In the Houston consulate, an appointment is required so I didn't see any pt wasting gas money to visit them via 4.5 hour drive. Then again, August 2011 was a time when consulate visits were granting 5 year visas whereas ItsEasy negotiated a 10 year visa for me. All Brazilian visas now whether consulate or agency visits are currently 10 years.

What month do you plan on visiting Brazil?

Feb/March

Does that give me enough time to get my visa?

I'm in Seattle and the nearest consulate is in San Francisco so I think I might just use one of those processing services.

I still want to go to the Phillipines especially since it would be so much cheaper. (Cost of living, no visa fees, flights are cheaper) but Brazil really does sound interesting and I will save the Phills for next year I think.


When I'm horny I want to go to the Phills.

After I have sex/masterbate I want to go to Brazil.

[Brosemite]

Good decision making...

Mid-Dec to Carnaval in Feb are great times to hit up beach cities in Brazil as all the NYE/holiday parties will be there.

Cities in interior like São Paulo and Belo Horizonte are diluted as hell during those times, but pick up again around mid-late March when people aren't so poor from overspending during the holidays haha.

Really a crapshoot. Not too late to get a Brazilian visa for Feb/March, but Asia might be better deal during the time. After all, you need to have a RT ticket booked for Brazil to get the visa in the first place as one of the requirements.

[LeightonBlackstock]

+1. 7/10. Middle-class girl (Works for some company and has to go back to Germany next month). From Levels.

Really bloody enjoyed last night, was on top form. It was one of those nights where you enjoy 'the game' for what it is, and consequently you leave with a girl.

I'll be honest. I don't think all nights will be as good as that, but I'm certainly going to Levels on Thursday again.

The night started well. I really needed a shit, hence the first thing I did was attempt to solve this issue.

I entered the place, walked through the main room, strolled up the stairs and.....................................walked straight into the girl's bathroom :/.

The toilet woman shouted at me in Thai ("GET OUT", I assume). There's no 'man' or 'woman' sign on the doors, it's a cat and a chicken!

I made my apologies clear and tipped the woman in the men's toilet. I then got a beer and posted up at the bar for a bit.

Levels is a small place. In my opinion, if you're rolling solo, you have to be prepared to park up at the bar for a fair chunk of the night. You'll look awkward if you stand anywhere else. (This is coming from a guy who NEVER does this. I like to move around and dance and stuff). Also, there's nowhere outside to park up and have a fag (that's cigarette for you non-Brits).

Parking up at the bar was interesting. I got a good spot and the girls practically came to me. (Now I know why many guys on here do this, hehe). I did various warm-up approaches, then moved off to go and open more sets.

I opened a girl on the edge of the room with "Are you Korean?".

(Actually, I opened every girl with this : D. Works pretty well I find. My approaches consisted of cheeky kid/Russell-Brand-esque style 'game'. I made sure to grin at everyone I talked to. I don't think 'James Bond' game is gonna cut it here, you need to be more 'playful'. Though others here are much more experienced with Thai girls, so ask them.)

She was VERY responsive. It took barely any time for her to playfully slap me and put her arm around my neck and stuff. I kept teasing her, speaking Korean, and escalating the Kino. We were talking with our arms on each other's hips and stuff.

She then asked for my name. "I'm Leighton, you?". She smiled and stalled for a bit. Then she responded. "Ok....my name is spelled, K-U-N-T".

This, coupled with my immature sense of humour, made my fucking head explode!!!

"You're a kunt?", "Stop being a kunt!". "Are you always this much of a kunt?" Any joke that could have been made, WAS made. I did it to death. I couldn't fucking resist!

She found this hilarious and I escalated it more. I then cheekily said "Do I get a kiss then?". She pecked me on the lips. Though interestingly, after this, she got a bit shy. I took her LINE ID and moved on. (Aiming to come back to her later. It was still early).

I parked up at the bar again, and some girl in a multi-coloured dress stood next to me. I opened her, and started teasing her about her dress, saying she looked like a rainbow/bag of candy. She laughed a lot and I got some kino. But I moved on, I planned to come back to her later.

I then opened a group of three, with my same (dreadful) opener. They laughed a lot. (I find Thai girls find this a lot more flattering than Taiwanese girls. Often they said 'Thank you : S'. Oh, what a compliment!).

I managed to isolate one of them and started escalating. The two friends turned away and left us to it (how nice of them). My aim was to get her to playfully punch me on the arm. I kept speaking Korean to her and kept joking that she had a Korean face. I kept jokingly asking her if she'd had plastic surgery (Yeah, you have to be REALLY careful with this. If you don't get your cheekiness across, she'll probably slap you.)

Eventually, I once again asked "So, do I get a kiss?". She giggled and pecked me on the lips. I took her Line ID and said I'd come back later (Maybe I should've stayed, but 'Kunt' was hotter).

I found 'Kunt' again and picked up the conversation from where I left it. She started saying how much she loved British accents, so I played up to this. To cut a long story short, we left together. Her friends were very accommodating and just left us to it. No cock-blocks all night.

(12-13-2013 12:24 AM)Vendetta Wrote:  

You fucked a girl in a Subway toilet? (I assume you mean the sandwich shop?)

Haha no. My bad, I meant I was 'currently in Subway toilet' (and had pulled). On the way back I got hungry and insisted we go to Subway to get food (that could have killed the atmosphere). I had a delightful sandwich which consisted of a sesame-seeded base, some bacon, a dashing of lettuce, a dipping of peppers, a dropping of tomatoes, a tessellation of cheese and a light sprinkling of mustard.

(12-12-2013 10:14 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Soi 11 is a mixed bag. Everything from well off westernized Thai girls to high class hookers/gold diggers to second rate international models to ladyboys to business expats and more. Not many normal Thai girls, I.e. RCA type of girls (middle class uni chicks) would be there.

I absolutely love Soi 11, it's a human zoo. Parking up with a beer outside the 7-11 and people watching makes an excellent pre-drinking activity.

[Vendetta]

Well done sir! Sounds like a good night.

Yes Thai girls all want to look like Koreans (pale skin)

They all like Korean and Japanese guys too.

At Levels, did you see the upstairs outside patio area that looks over Soi 11? You can smoke there. It's always packed but I've heard it's a good place to get chatting to randoms (most likely due to the squeeze)

Good work Leighton! So you did bag this girl then?

Kunt! Thai girls have such funny names... It's quite endearing really.

Question - did either Kunt or Candy ask who you were there with?

[LeightonBlackstock]

(12-13-2013 04:27 AM)Vendetta Wrote:  

At Levels, did you see the upstairs outside patio area that looks over Soi 11? You can smoke there. It's always packed but I've heard it's a good place to get chatting to randoms (most likely due to the squeeze)

Good work Leighton! So you did bag this girl then?

Kunt! Thai girls have such funny names... It's quite endearing really.

Question - did either Kunt or Candy ask who you were there with?

Is that the really crowded place with some pillows/chairs? Like practically the area you pass through to get to the main room? It was MAD crowded, and I was worried it was a reserved section or something. I really don't like how many tables there are in these clubs haha.

Yes I bagged her, but in my bed, not in Subway toilet! :O haha. I wouldn't even enjoy that!

Kunt did eventually, but not during the first part of the interaction. Candy didn't. A lot of the others asked, but they didn't make a big deal of it. I just said I've been here for four days haha. They didn't seem to care. The girls there seemed pretty approachable, though I got blown out twice.

Competition was a mixed bag. Some very good-looking young guys, some old farts, and plenty of guys dressed in a t-shirt (I think I saw some shorts too ).

I love Thai names. They're adorable.

[DirectDanger]

[Vendetta]

I'm all about the t-shirts! : )

[LeightonBlackstock]

I'm sitting in my room in a New York Dolls t-shirt and a pair of Tasmanian Devil boxers with a hole on the front of them that my willy falls out of sometimes.

But not to a club man! haha

[Beyond Borders]

(12-13-2013 02:22 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

I opened a girl on the edge of the room with "Are you Korean?".

(Actually, I opened every girl with this : D. Works pretty well I find.

Absolutely brilliant. A+ from me.

I've used this here and there but have never thought it through or made it a policy. You'll go far with this opener in Thailand - not an ounce of doubt about it.

Japanese will work too if you want to mix it up a bit, but Korean is probably going to be the most effective.

[LeightonBlackstock]

They love K-pop here too I guess? God I hated that shit when I lived there. I used to hear Gangnam style about six times a day at one point. (Though that song is awesome).

Any club recommendations for the weekend BB? I'm gonna be rolling solo and I'm not really into shoring (Though to each his own, looks bloody fun from some of the reports). Want to find middle-class girls/university students/non-hookers. RCA isn't really doable solo.

Somewhere else similar to Levels would be perfect. Rio recommended Q bar as a 'lower' Levels.

Any idea where Japanese/Korean girls hang out here? I scouted out 'Korea town' but it was just restaurants and Ajummas in brightly coloured tracksuits.

[Beyond Borders]

(12-13-2013 10:16 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

They love K-pop here too I guess? God I hated that shit when I lived there. I used to hear Gangnam style about six times a day at one point. (Though that song is awesome).

Any club recommendations for the weekend BB? I'm gonna be rolling solo and I'm not really into shoring (Though to each his own, looks bloody fun from some of the reports). Want to find middle-class girls/university students/non-hookers. RCA isn't really doable solo.

Somewhere else similar to Levels would be perfect. Rio recommended Q bar as a 'lower' Levels.

Any idea where Japanese/Korean girls hang out here? I scouted out 'Korea town' but it was just restaurants and Ajummas in brightly coloured tracksuits.

Yeah, Korean women are the epitome of beauty to Southeast Asians - the women want to be them and the men dream about fucking them. They definitely are into K-pop.

I've got no recommendations for BKK. My stomping grounds were in Chiang Mai and it's been a couple years now (my last big stay in Thailand was Samui). Rio is definitely the guy to listen to as far as BKK goes.

I used to do all the classy Thai discos solo though - I've done it in RCA too. I hardly ever went to those places with farangs (and when I did I usually ended up wandering off on my own lol).

Sure, it's awkward at first but get a bottle or a drink and post up at one of the little tables by yourself. Smile and cheers the surrounding tables, starting with the guys if you must, and eventually you'll work your way in somewhere, assuming you've got the right attitude and a big enough smile.

The less farangs in the joint the easier it'll be to break the ice.

Not for everyone but that type of infiltration pretty much sums up my years in Thailand. Though I guess after being there a while I went to those places with a bunch of Thais more often than not.

[LeightonBlackstock]

(12-13-2013 10:50 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

I used to do all the classy Thai discos solo though - I've done it in RCA too. I hardly ever went to those places with farangs (and when I did I usually ended up wandering off on my own lol).

Oh man do I know that feeling hahaha.

Ok, cheers man. Yeah Rio's recommended loads of places, just wondered if there were a couple more.

Maybe I'll go to RCA solo. I'll head there later when people are more drunk.

[DVY]

RCA is terrible solo imo, but if you do decide to go hit it much later- say 11.30pm or 12. For shoring hysterical, go to insanity (or wtvr its called). You can enter for free through the dinner or get a tuk tuk guy to drive you to insanity for free (or if you bargain with him, he'll give you 100 baht). Cover is 200-250bt (tuk-tuk guys get a 75%-90% cut).

[Beyond Borders]

(12-13-2013 11:26 AM)DVY Wrote:  

RCA is terrible solo imo

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone else would agree with DVY on that. 99% of farang guys would go nuts attempting a Thai club like RCA rolling solo.

I was just putting it out there that it's doable if you don't mind sitting through the discomfort.

For me it's worth it. I think the reason I was able to make legit friends with so many Thai guys, for instance - something most farang say is not only a bad idea but impossible - is because I was so willing to do shit that seems boring or frustrating to a lot of foreigners. I made those uncomfortable moments a 24/7 thing and really got myself out there.

To me, that's what travel is all about - riding out the doldrums to see what happens.

And if I would have only gone to those types of places with a crew, I never would have had the experiences I did.

It is painful sometimes. In fact I can remember quite a few times sitting there thinking "this is fucked - I'm finishing this and getting the fuck out of here." Then I'd suck it up a moment longer and suddenly I'm at a table with a crew of Thais or moving to the next club with them.

Once you do make it to a nearby table, you won't get a moment of peace - let alone be by yourself. lol The whole table laughing and firing questions, someone shouting "mod geaw" in your ear ever couple minutes (insisting you down your glass so they can refill it for you), and next thing you know you're drunk as a skunk and/or it's morning time.

I think all of this is a lot more entertaining and bearable if you're an alcoholic, by the way.

Anyways, you can repeat the above experience in just about any town in Southeast Asia.

Disclaimer: You can definitely get laid infiltrating social circles at Thai discos, but if pussy as fast as possible is your main concern, you can get it with a lot less work. I don't know that doing all this was ever just about the hunt for me.

[LeightonBlackstock]

That was a great night!

Rolling solo is difficult there, but it's doable. You do have to be prepared to power through a lot of awkward moments haha, but If you've rolled solo before, it's not impossible.

The aim of the night is to get invited to a table haha.

I think I might go again tonight actually.

Let me start by confirming that the talent there ABSOLUTELY compares to Taipei. Thai girls are hot.

Anyway, I think the best thing to do is concentrate on being in the outside area. When I got there, I walked through the complex to get a feel for it, and wasn't liking anywhere inside. It's too loud and just packed full of close-knit social groups. Looks really hard to infiltrate inside.

I parked up outside and had a smoke. Then I started talking to the guy next to me, who was with his girlfriend. He's in the Thai military. I joked with him and said "Ah, so you know how to *choking action* ;-) ;-)?". (I couldn't really think of anything else, but he found it funny). I offered him and his girlfriend a fag, and this opened them up even further. (I find this an amazingly cheap way to open people up). He said I look like a "Typical British". I complimented him back by saying he dressed American (I think that was what he was going for).

I stuck with them for a bit, then I noticed a girl who was on the way back to her table. I stopped her and did my predictable opener. She responded well. We talked for a bit, then she invited me to her table. She grabbed my hand and led the way.

It was a table of drunk Thai girls and a gay Filipino photographer. One of the girls was VERY sociable. She wasn't great looking (a 6/10), but she introduced herself with a hug. The guy then stuck a drink in my hand. Huzzah! I was at a table!

We drunk together, downed some drinks, and danced around the table together. The key is to just be massively sociable with everyone. Don't isolate. (A few months ago I might have acted too serious to get any traction here, and I might have been too centered on 'getting the bang'.)

The great thing about being at a table, is that you can then open up the adjacent tables. Again, just be sociable and complimentary to everyone, guys and girls. I had a lot of fun just talking to random people in the vicinity.

I was at the table for about an hour, then I did some wondering. There were some girls at the edge of the outside area, so I went and spoke to them. Then I just started approaching everyone who wasn't 100% glued to a table. Just be in a 'party mood' rather than a 'game mood'.

Eventually, I was feeling the alcohol and was bloody piss-drunk. The night is really patchy from here on.

I approached two cute 7's teased them about being Korean/A ladyboy. Then somehow I ended up in the back of a taxi with both of them heading to Mixx, arms round both of them :-P. I can't remember what I was saying but the taxi driver was cracking up with us.

We arrived at Mixx, and we all went to the bathroom (not together).

Then I don't know what really happened. I was drunk, the momentum dropped a bit, and I just didn't want to go in. I really have an irrational hatred for places which are full of pros and backpackers. I think I assessed that these girls weren't going to put out, and I didn't want to spend two boring hours in Mixx.

So I headed off and got a taxi home. Perhaps a very stupid decision looking back, but in my drunk state I must have weighed something up.

The good thing though: That group wants me to go out with them tonight. The 6 messaged me an hour ago saying "You can come to my room. I want to go to the beach....I have a car" Then she tried to call me when I was in the shower : S. I think she's batshit insane!!

(12-13-2013 02:44 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Once you do make it to a nearby table, you won't get a moment of peace - let alone be by yourself. lol The whole table laughing and firing questions, someone shouting "mod geaw" in your ear ever couple minutes (insisting you down your glass so they can refill it for you), and next thing you know you're drunk as a skunk and/or it's morning time.

Agree 100% Haven't been that drunk in a LONG time

(12-13-2013 02:44 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

I think all of this is a lot more entertaining and bearable if you're an alcoholic, by the way.

Or a smoker. Man do I get through a lot of fags when I roll solo haha.

(12-13-2013 02:44 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Disclaimer: You can definitely get laid infiltrating social circles at Thai discos, but if pussy as fast as possible is your main concern, you can get it with a lot less work. I don't know that doing all this was ever just about the hunt for me.

Yeah, in Taipei I was 100% concentrated on getting the bang and nothing else. I made no real Taiwanese friends and actually didn't get much out of the experience if I'm honest. I want to have more fun here, not just get some one-night stands. Also, in Taipei, number-closing isn't an option. Girls are MAD flaky there. In my opinion, it's a one-night stand or it's over. Here it looks like a different story. I'm happy to play the game slower if it'll yield a result.

I've found that just enjoying the game for what it is makes life more fun, and actually yields better results with girls anyway (Think Tyler from RSD). I've noticed my game improve a lot over just this past week, because I'm approaching for the fun of the approach, not the blind hope that it will get the bang. Talking to girls is really bloody fun, and picking up should be a fun game! Even if you don't pull every night. I've gone from thinking about shit-tests, negging, AMOG-ing and all that, to just fucking talking and 100% believing that I'm the best thing in the club.

This is a journey to infiltrate Thailand, as much as it's a journey to infiltrate vaginas!

[Chaos]

Well, yesterday was Friday 13th.
During the night we had a huge winterstorm which ripped the fucking roof of my warehouse which willcos me several €€€€ to repair.
On top of that one of my Russian chicks sent me a picture that she'd made a piercing on her clit.

I don't know which is worse.
Happy weekend folks.

[Vendetta]

(12-14-2013 06:17 AM)Chaos Wrote:  

Well, yesterday was Friday 13th.
During the night we had a huge winterstorm which ripped the fucking roof of my warehouse which willcos me several €€€€ to repair.
On top of that one of my Russian chicks sent me a picture that she'd made a piercing on her clit.

I don't know which is worse.
Happy weekend folks.

Can I see the pic?