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#76

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I texted her a dick pic let's see how this shakes out.



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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
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Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#77

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As sick as it sounds I think I secretly enjoy pipeline or harem collapses.

The challenge of having nobody and nothing is like landing in a new city.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#78

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I honestly laughed, this girl I was trying to bang just tried to friendzone me, needless to say I deleted her number. Just challenges me more to replace her and get more girls !
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#79

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^ I have been doing bolder things to keep my interest high. With a solid 7 tall blonde freckles track athlete etc... I had good conversation ad connection but bad physical escalation no kiss even.

So she texts what I have in mind for date 2 I text:

"two glasses of whiskey and making out

food could happen"

Lol she didn't like that. Her return said no thanks you may have luck using that line at tacky X bar in town.

Thought I lost it, but saved it back with a joke and comfort text.

The more good looking girls I converse with the less I care.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#80

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#242: Number crunched a freshman with braces 20 feet outside her dorm room building door this afternoon. I feel bad in a good way. Dyed blonde, 5'4", quirky, nostril stud, thin, cute, very bangable for me. Asked her for directions to a beach in the direction of where she was headed. Ended up in a 5-10min walk and conversation with some flirting.

I feel like I could be one of Gio's merry henchman.




Sidenote: I know cats think indirect can be weak, especially asking for directions, but out of the 6 dates I got from campus 4 were from asking directions. The other 2 were direct. I have done way more indirect approaches to be assured, many are directions, but it still can work if you are like me and don't feel the right energy to go direct all the time, or have the energy all the time to quickly come up with cold reading a girl and making observations or guesses about her.

I have started getting good at looking the way a girl is dressed, what she has on her, and the direction she is heading. I take an educated guess at where she is heading and say I am lost and the best way to get there. A good 30%+ she will offer to take me with her. This leads to almost an instant date as I ramp up conversation and intentionally walk slower while flirting.

This said I prefer to go direct when my energy is right. I think direct works much better if you feel like a million bucks, have higher energy, and feel very horny for the girl at that moment. Indirect is better if you are feeling lower energy and need some warm up time.

Yesterday I had 2 directs - 1 blow out, the other was 21, I said I was 25 she bought it and still thought I was too old for her. Turn around next day (today) an 18/19 year old is totally cool. Numbers game.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#81

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Keep the post coming, nice to know what it would have been like if I were accepted [Image: lol.gif]

I completely agree with you on the indirect approaches and the energy levels especially in a school campus where your reputation is on the line and you simply cant go direct all the time especially if your a student.
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#82

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My experience has been day gaming at a college campus is tough.

Much tougher than just hitting on a random girl out of college in grocery store, boardwalk wherever.

Night game if the venue is right is MUCH easier than campus day game.

But I am getting better I get 1 meet for 30 approaches about. I have made many mistakes when meeting these chicks.

If I was more solid on the meets I coulda banged 4 chicks outta 180 approaches so not horrific percentages but it takes work.

Campus daygaming does seem to make other day game approaches easier so I am using this experience for the rest of my life for general daygame as I age.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#83

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Quote: (04-17-2014 12:27 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

My experience has been day gaming at a college campus is tough.

Much tougher than just hitting on a random girl out of college in grocery store, boardwalk wherever.

Night game if the venue is right is MUCH easier than campus day game.

But I am getting better I get 1 meet for 30 approaches about. I have made many mistakes when meeting these chicks.

If I was more solid on the meets I coulda banged 4 chicks outta 180 approaches so not horrific percentages but it takes work.

Campus daygaming does seem to make other day game approaches easier so I am using this experience for the rest of my life for general daygame as I age.

I'm seriously having the same issues. Day gaming on campus is extremely tough and I don't have the friend circle or buddies to go out with at night...

This weekend is going to go in waste because I can't handle going solo yet... and college game typically requires a buddy or group to go out with.
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#84

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You can handle going solo just do it and force yourself to one approach. I just started going solo in the last 2 years. I am 28 I regret not doing it sooner. If anyone asks why you are alone just say your friend had to leave early and you weren't ready to call it a night.

Solo opens many opportunities if you go enough you will get so comfortabel girls and guys will open you.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#85

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Travesty, what kind of night venues do you find it best to go solo at? Great thread by the way
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#86

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^ Blackliter one other tip is follow Spider on here he has good posts in the notch thread.

He will camp out by the main streets to dorms after the bars close and parties finish he catches single girls ready to fuck on their way home. As a student I would highly recommend this end of night game.

^ players

You always want to go to a place where most people are standing and there is some open space to dance or mill around.

Having at least a small dance floor always helps so you can easily escalate.

Higher end venues or cheesy dance bars usually have the best ratios with the hottest girls.

Darkly lit venues are great again for escalation. A smoking area is another bonus to ask chicks for a light. Girls that smoke are sluttier in general too.

The worst venues are cheap, well lit, everyone is seated, and there is no dancing going on.

Girls dancing and taking shots means they get horny.

Girls with no make up on sitting at a dive bar drinking a pitcher of beer are harder to approach and more likely just hanging out.

You need to go where girls are showing off their sexuality by getting made up to fuck.

My favorite bar in Boulder is a college bar that changed from mostly booths to an open area old school arcade. They also put in a second circle bar by the dance floor. The increase i. ease of picking up was unreal. People milling around or dancing and having fun with easy access to more drinks is a win win. Whenever people sit around they get cliquey as fuck.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#87

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Quote: (04-17-2014 12:31 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

I know cats think indirect can be weak,

but it still can work if you are like me and don't feel the right energy to go direct all the time

Who says indirect is weak?!?

I have always said that there is a time for indirect and a time for direct. Many times, this is simply based on how we feel, our energy level and state, etc.

It's all about congruency. If you don't have the energy to go direct, don't. Use the method that feels right for you.

I thought you explained that nicely in your post..

Quote: (04-17-2014 12:31 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Indirect is better if you are feeling lower energy and need some warm up time.

Quote: (04-17-2014 12:31 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

I think direct works much better if you feel like a million bucks, have higher energy, and feel very horny for the girl at that moment.

Yeah, they are two totally different vibes. Two totally different attitudes.

Quote: (04-17-2014 12:31 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Numbers game.

Always.

Quote: (04-17-2014 12:31 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Number crunched a freshman with braces 20 feet outside her dorm room building

Isn't that fun!?!!

Wait til you bang a girl in her dorm room! Crazy shit!

Millions if not billions of guys want to bang an 18yo. They masturbate to the thought 18yo pussy. However, very few guys are doing what you are doing.

I commend you for doing what few men are willing to do!

Keep going indirect if it's working for you. The only real rule is -- Do what works!
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#88

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Mentally smacked myself around in daygame so far today.

2 indirects on bad targets that I did not have strong attraction before.

Then passed on 3 easy direct opportunities where I really wanted the girl including one I was briefly acquainted with already, pussed out on all 3.

If you see the one you really want you have to to attack without much thought like a shark. Nothing but the kill is on your mind so there are no trip ups. When I act like that the right words start popping out.

244.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
Reply
#89

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My last post for a few days, but this bitch was crazy.

245: 7.0 5'5 22yo campus student. Mediterranean look with some dark make up. She came up on my side I strolled parallel and asked for directions to a place in her walking path. She is very energetic and tells me I am coming with her. She asks personal questions. I always say I am new on campus. Sometimes I feel like it goes well enough I should blow my cover early and just go direct saying its a sham to get a laugh.

She talks my ear off with huge hand gestures being wildly energetic. I want to call her out for being on cocaine or ritalin at the least. Funny but a certain anti-bang-vulnerability.

I had to bounce quickly so I shut her up and put my phone in her face. Number crunch.

Something tells me sex and blowjobs from this girl would feel like being touched by God. She had that crazy sex loving slut in her voice.

I think being in bed with her would consist of yelling and scratching me.

I keep my hopes in check.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#90

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261 in.

Thoughts for today:

1) Farmer's markets:
The girls that work the tables/tents are fucking little wholesome seeming hotties that range from teens to 40s. They all probably eat extremely healthy and look it. All natural. The dudes are sometimes good looking, but many times not and rustic or weird farmer mountain dude.

I need to find a way in on this. These dudes are mostly punching quite high above their weight if they are banging these chicks they work with (or are couples).

2) Day Game is fun, I am glad I exploit having access to a huge campus. I do see how 18-22 and 30+ are sweet women in the US. The cunt rate skyrockets as they get into a pool where the most amount of men through money and favors at them before they hit the wall. Day Game is like a mix of fishing and gambling roulette at a casino. Waiting then an opportunity then a near instant hit or miss (10 seconds to 10 min). Night game can be trench warfare you can dance, deflect cockblocks, and makeout with a girl for hours before knowing if you succeed or not.

Bottom line I enjoy day game more often than night game. I think even though it is time inefficient compared to many other ways to bang chicks, I think I will always enjoy it and go back to it.

3) The dopamine hits of up and downs in Game are big especially when you get to be an experienced intermediate. They probably go down as you get advanced and less things are new. As a newbie you don't get to experience so many wild ups and downs because you haven't gotten far enough to experience certain things:

Today:
- I indirect opened 2 hot blondes (both solid 7s, 1 could have been an 8 both under 21) on campus that went well and I did not further the conversation as far as I could I kicked myself for that.

- I had a campus number crunch from 5 months ago who I texted with but never met came up and said hello to me wanting to finally meet sometime (un-fucking-expected).

- I number crunched a freshman short brunette 7.0 on campus right before I was wanting to give up for the day and go home I trudged onward.

- Direct approached another girl that from a distance looked like a 7.1 and when I got up to her she was a 5.8... face good profile, bad straight on. I took me minutes to inhale the drastic downward trend in looks my eyes were communicating with my brain-skull. Damn. So I go on an instant date walk with her after going direct and saying I noticed her and she looks cute today. We walk and she asks me personal questions. I tell her we should grab a drink (she's 21), she finally breaks out that she has a BF... I wanted to dump a drink on her head. Attention whore extraordinaire. It's takes guts to direct approach and for a chick just to suck in that attention for minutes and minutes asking questions. Hah. The better looking chicks get straight to the point. The uglies can't handle the power.

- Later today I blow out going direct on a short 7.2 blonde 24yo that refused to shake my hand as I left it out when I kindly introduced myself. If I had a drink in my hand I would have dumped in on her fucking head. Gave me the cunt stare and smile. She is my ultimate type though (short blonde petite), I have no choice but to go after that at all times.

- 5 minutes after that blow out a SNL chick from a month ago who has dodged me afterward wants to come fuck me tonight (texting)

Fuck man. The ups and downs. How the hell do guys do this shit and hide it from a wife while dealing with keeping her in check? You need to be a fucking emotional rock to handle this eloquently. It probably is good training for being a business owner and being able to navigate rough seas.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#91

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Direct day approached a 7.5 looked bitchy ended up nice got her number.

Felt like I had a damned heart palpitation, direct in day on hot 21yo college girl puts it to you.

I was about to puss out and I told myself 2 things which always works:

1) you are going to get old sooner than you think and will die don't be a pussy

2) if Gio was standing next to me he'd slap me up side the head and tell me not to hesitate

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
Reply
#92

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Question: My little brother is going to Stanford next year. If he comes down to Santa Barbara and drops it casually to some bitches, will they like that sort of thing? Or will they just think it's douchey?
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#93

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He only has 3 options in descending order of bang chance: (he should have logistics tons of younger chicks have roommates they share a room with)

1) scour his friends and friends of friends for a UCSB or SBCC student that can hook him up with house parties in IV

2a) look up a date a snow and surf party will be held they let randoms in for $5 not sure how the ratios are haven't been

2b) come anyway and try to sneak into a house party or come on a bigger weekend like Deltopia and try to get a girl off the street to get you into a party or offer other party items or liquor to get in...

3) pipeline on dating sites and social
kedia just like studying abroad and approach his ass off when he hits the ground (50+ approaches) that are direct and lie saying he's a student or gonna transfer and push to meet that same weekend

#1 is by far the easiest

#2 and #3 are dependent on his looks, game, and standard of girl he is trying to bang

Girl prospects will be rough at Stanford uglies plus the surrounding area has tons of dudes for tech work and business. Thirsty thirsty.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
Reply
#94

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Quote: (04-25-2014 03:31 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

He only has 3 options in descending order of bang chance: (he should have logistics tons of younger chicks have roommates they share a room with)

1) scour his friends and friends of friends for a UCSB or SBCC student that can hook him up with house parties in IV

2a) look up a date a snow and surf party will be held they let randoms in for $5 not sure how the ratios are haven't been

2b) come anyway and try to sneak into a house party or come on a bigger weekend like Deltopia and try to get a girl off the street to get you into a party or offer other party items or liquor to get in...

3) pipeline on dating sites and social
kedia just like studying abroad and approach his ass off when he hits the ground (50+ approaches) that are direct and lie saying he's a student or gonna transfer and push to meet that same weekend

#1 is by far the easiest

#2 and #3 are dependent on his looks, game, and standard of girl he is trying to bang

Girl prospects will be rough at Stanford uglies plus the surrounding area has tons of dudes for tech work and business. Thirsty thirsty.

Thanks buddy. He is probably just average looking, bad posture, just getting into game, but decently funny, super intelligent, my parents will give him a lot of $$$, and I've been giving him a lot of style/life tips recently. Plus I'll get him a sweet fake ID before he gets down there.
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#95

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Quote: (04-25-2014 02:41 PM)HankRearden Wrote:  

Question: My little brother is going to Stanford next year. If he comes down to Santa Barbara and drops it casually to some bitches, will they like that sort of thing? Or will they just think it's douchey?

Props to your brother for getting into Stanford. If he's planning on daygaming in the nearby area, I suggest making a quick drive to San Jose State, De Anza College, West Valley college, and/or Foothill College. All of those are state/community colleges where Stanford is held in extremely high esteem. Hell, if your brother ever wants an LTR, those would be the places to look. There are tons of Asian and Indian girls whose parents have been singing Stanford's praises since birth.

It'll depend on where the girl he's gaming is from. If she's from the Bay Area, the Stanford name should serve as a DHV. I remember sleeping with one girl from the East Bay who bought my alibi of going to UChicago. Large swathes of the Bay, namely the South Bay(every suburb near San Jose) and the East Bay(basically everywhere except for Oakland, East Palo Alto, and Redwood City) are extremely academically focused. While many girls from those parts hate that culture, a solid majority are definitely turned on by the prospect of dating or banging someone from a top-tier university. It can be a huge DHV if he targets the right girls and plays his cards right.

If your brother comes down to Santa Barbara, make sure that he doesn't expect a pussy buffet. He'll probably get way better results if he joins a fraternity at Stanford, or even if he just works on his game at the lower-level colleges nearby.
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#96

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azulsombra And I Combine For 3 Bangs (nearly 4) In One Night:

Azul messaged me a few weeks back wanting to party in SB with me. We met up for the first time and hit SB last Saturday.

Azul rolls up and parks on my street across from my place which is 1 block from State St. We walk to a place I usually avoid early in the night because it is often all social circle focused and everyone is there to talk not pick up. My first option was still closed to only dinner guests so this was a fate chance B option.

At the first venue Azul reads my mind and asks what our cover story is for knowing it each other (player minds think alike) and we set up a simple story that I don't even remember if we had to use it. I also let Azul know my place (which has never been in only parked right across the street) has a door between the front room and my room, if we get lucky we could pull chicks back and each have Bang Privacy.

Right after getting the first round of drinks which took 15 minutes a birthday girl celebration group of 4 chicks comes right up to us.

The 4:
Bday Girl (BG) - Tall cute, auburn hair, good body, 25th Bday
Little Latina (LL) - cute, short, thin, fair skin Mexican
Trashy Blonde Friend & Trashy Brunette Friend - both trashy 5's faces were just not great haha

Immediately I see BG takes a liking to Azul and they quickly get introduced with the girls proclaiming it is her birthday celebration. LL comes right up to me right after and very warm with introductions. My instinct told me to escalate immediately and go for the makeout she was that warm.

We chat it up with the girls and LL offers to buy me a shot. She gets 2 tequilas and can't down hers so she gives it to BG. We talk some more and I learn they are visiting from Orange County and are here just to party it up for BG, they are staying at a hotel down the street and leave tomorrow morning.

I start touching LL after about 2 minutes of conversation, start making out and grabbing her ass after 3 minutes of conversation. She tells me how hot I am and how unfair I am for teasing her.

Now just to lay it out this venue is pretty well lit and open and considered the pre-game spot people warm up at, music that is low volume, and no dance floor, just a long bar and open space.

The group moves around to the main floor infront of the main bar and it starts getting a little crowded.

I keep making out with LL and grabbing her ass I soon have her jumped up with her legs wrapped around the back of my knees as we sloppily go at it. Definitely starting to get stares because this is not the place for that. We are also at the bottleneck where everyone goes to the bathrooms.

I see Azul slowly work BG and getting some light touching in here or there. I keep ripping on LL and BG for being OC Fullerton girls. That day they ran out of gas driving around with the 4 of them no one noticed and they had to call triple AAA to get gas. They were drinking since early that afternoon. I have a sarcastic dick game, but reel it in enough to not hurt girls' feelings ever. Azul has a real positive fun vibe and everything is just a good time so we were working well together.

At this point I text Azul secretly while LL and grinding against me to see if these chicks meet expectation or should we drop them and move on since the night was young... maybe hook up with them later. Azul replies he's good with working BG. I am laughing and smiling the whole time having only met Azul about 45 minutes ago now.

Out of the blue both Blonde and Brunette Trashy Friends find male suitors. Brunette hooks up with some guy that is just as wasted and they are sloppily stumbling back and forth in our area bumping people and nearly knocking drinks. Reminded me of some over the top basement college rager. Blonde finds a dude in his mid 30s with an over the top hipster mustache, but he looks just like a drunk quirky bar dude - a funny wannabe hipster hahaha. I thought I was going sloppy with LL giving her the mini electric bull ride and pussy rubbing from behind, but damn. Mr. Mustache with Trashy Blonde and the Brunette with other sloppy dude out did me. People along the wall in booths kept staring on and off with crosses between amusement, jealousy, and disgust hahah.

So the scene is us 3 couples all making out and grinding sloppily taking up about 5 times amount of space we should be in the main floor area. Azul is still light with his girl at this point. We decided to finish our rounds and go to a dance club down the street.

As we walk down the street we all immediately start getting separated as couples. The two trashy friends lag way behind. LL is asking where I live, I say a block away, she is loving it and starts telling me we need to bail to my place. I get up to Azul and I say:

"Hey LL wants it now I am going back to my place. You can come to my place with your chick whenever".

He tends to his chick and I leave him in front of the club which has a long line.

LL and I get back to my place. She loves the place 1 minute in we are in the bedroom stripping.

Azul texts that he is coming and wants my address again. I tell him. I unlocked the front door, flip on the porch light, and throw a blanket over the couch to catch the possible coming fury. Remember Azul has never been inside my place before yet haha he has no idea what to expect.

I am now naked just barely pre-bang with LL, Azul comes in with BG. The door separating the front room and bedroom is closed. BG comes barging in and sees us both naked partially covered by the sheets going at it. She claims she just wanted to see that LL was really here.

I finally get my bang on with LL. A couple minutes later through the closed door 10 feet away I need Azul going at it with BG. Lots of spanking and screaming on her part.

I concentrate on finishing banging LL.

I text Azul he can knock and come through to use the bathroom if he wants (bathroom is past the bedroom). BG uses the bathroom first for a long time then he uses the bathroom.

When he comes out BG has gotten dressed but is passed out on my loveseat in the front room and has puked all over the arm rest.

I get her a bucket to lean over and keep puking in. LL gets up to get dressed and take care of her friend, but for some reason she ends up back in my bed I can't remember why. Azul and I discuss going back out and ditching the chicks. LL has now passed out in my bed. I feel strange leaving 2 chicks neither of us know in my place alone and passed out. BG is passed out hunched over the bucket. It's past midnight we have about an hour or so left before close. I say fuck it. LL wakes up for a second I tell her I will be back in an hour.

On the way back out Azul tells me he only had one condom and that BG wanted round 2 in the ass, but since he has no condom no go! I tell him I always carry 3 condoms on me at all times. Well at that very moment I was carrying only 2 and he asked from one (smart) and I gave it to him.

All the clubs have long lines at this point so I go to the one I have the door guy on Lockdown. I grease him $20 for both of us to get in. Once in we cruise around looking for trouble. Azul get a convo going with a blonde in a dress with a nice ass, but we end up moving on. Azul and I line up between a couple chicks in a hall area and Azul taps a good looking mixed black chick in a tight blue dress with a nice ass. They chat for a bit and we move on to the dance floor.

At the dance floor two chicks were dancing behind us. Azul asked for me to look for sets and let him know if I see any. I try to whisper in his ear these girls behind us look easy. My practicing projecting my voice in nightclubs over the last couple years has paid off. One of the girls told me she heard that and was half pissed half amused. I could tell she was a tease a girl though and left her alone.

Fast forward to last call we haven't made much progress. The lights come on and Azul finds his girl in the blue dress again they hit it off. I wander off slightly to find my own girl. I am posted by the bar and a short curvy in the right ways red head 24yo kind of primps in front of me so I use one of the worst pick up lines that I heard a dorm mate use once in freshman year in college:

"You look familiar do I know you?"

She immediately call me out for the pick up line but doesn't give a shit, she was trying to get my attention subtly anyways. We hit the convenience store for smokes and a wine bottle. We were the last 2 in the store, and a mob of angry club goers that ran out of smoke and booze were pounding the glass to have us buy their shit for them as a small Middle Eastern man steadfastly guarded the front door from these hyenas. I get my hands on her before we cab it back to her place and smoke bong loads, have a glass of wine and smoke cigs. I started making out with her in the cab and continued on the bed. She put up fast LMR saying she was a good girl. Right after she said she lived in IV (party zone near campus) for 4 years hahaha. My instincts told me I could put up a 4 hour LMR war of wine, weed, and attrition but I had a naked girl back home in my bed that would bang again. I got redhead's number and got a cab back home.

I get a text from Azul before the cab back asking where should he go to close with Blue Dress girl. I am laughing my ass off. In the cab I tell the driver what's been going on he can't believe it and asks our secret haha I am laughing while I am telling him the story of how there are 2 chicks passed out at my place and my friend is probably banging another chick in his car across the street.

At this point neither of us know if BG and LL are still even at my place or not.

I say he could get a hotel on State. He texts he could bang in his car that is parked across from my house.

I get back and I open the front door. There is BG still slumped over the bucket on the loveseat but wakes up it is now 2:30AM I reckon. She decides to walk to her and the girls' hotel 4 blocks away. She stumbles down my porch and out. At this same time I see Blue Dress get out of Azul's car and into her own cab.

LULZ.

They both had to have seen each other. No doubt about it for a split second. BG had no clue what Azul's car looked like or where it was parked. Blue Dress did not really know exactly where I lived or who should be coming in or out.

I text Azul immediately: you banged in the car!?

I check on LL she is still asleep in my bed, I go out into the street and knock on Azul's car window once the coast is clear. I see through the tinted window he jumps like a cat that got splashed with water hahah he got freaked. He is in the back seat still haha. He climbs to front and says he has to get dressed.

He tells me his story with Blue Dress. BD wanted to get pizza Azul didn't want to have that he kept trying to talk her back to my place (his car). They end up at a pizza place with a long line and she finally gives in so she can charge her phone. Azul says the charger is in his car. When they get to the car they go at it, but Azul has to take a break to empty all his shit outta the back seat and into the trunk hahaha. They bang in the backseat using the condom I gave him haha.

You Stay Classy Santa Barbara.

He gets the bang after some LMR. She soon gets the cab, probably not believing what just happened haha.

Azul and I say our goodbyes and I bang LL several more times during the night and next morning. LL bought me a sandwich from Starbucks the next morning. I told her how BG wanted it in the butt for round 2, but it didn't happen. She thanked me so she can use that to make fun of her friend for the rest of her life.

The End.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
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Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#97

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Epic story, game fucking recognized!

I want to hear about your second on campus pull! PM me if you don't want the story publicized.
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#98

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280 in.

3 approaches 2 number crunches day campus.
1 direct 1 indirect. All 5'5" blondes.

I am usually bad with blondes tide is changing.

Persians and non whitewash Latinas are my next hurdles.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
Reply
#99

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Hahahahahah fucking epic story man !!!
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Haha yeah if I come down to OC (family there) I will try to hit you up for a night out. Maybe DT Fullerton?

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
Reply


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