It's been really difficult watching all this trash, but I've done it so that you guys don't have to!
This year's fall television offerings have been diverse and varied. However, after much watching a careful analysis, I've produced the following summary, which breaks down the major difference between some of this seasons hot shows.
Hope you all find this helpful! Once again, there's a lot of variety to choose from in the TV guide, so I hope this makes it easy for everyone to find a show that meets their own preferences.
Enjoy!
Hostages
The Main Character
Dr. Ellen is a woman with an important job. For some irrelevant reason, she was chosen for an even more important task, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Dr. Ellen has a beta husband who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Despite cheating on her because she spends more time at work than at home, he ultimately is willing to give up his life for her and her kids. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, handsome, good with guns and clever. But he really needs Ellen to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and shoot stuff. Which he looks good while doing.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Ellen discover the right path (Episode 7). Something of a father figure.
The Blacklist
The Main Character
Elizabeth is a woman with an important job. For some irrelevant reason, she was chosen for an even more important task, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Elizabeth has a beta husband who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, handsome, good with guns and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and shoot stuff. Which he looks good while doing.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Elizabeth discover the right path. Something of a father figure.
Nikita
The Main Character
Nikita is a woman who had an important job. For some irrelevant reason, she was chosen for an even more important task, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Male, handsome, good with guns and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and shoot stuff. Which he looks good while doing.
Badass, but ultimately beta, he can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her.
Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, nerdy, good with computers and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and hack stuff.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Nikita discover the right path. Something of a father figure. Of course, at the end of the day, he is a liar (bad father).
Revenge
The Main Character
Emily is a woman with an important purpose. For some irrelevant reason, she has the ability to do important things, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Emily has a beta husband who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, nerdy, good with computers and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and hack stuff.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Elizabeth discover the right path. Something of a father figure.
Scandal
The Main Character
Olivia Pope is a woman with an important purpose. For some irrelevant reason, she has the ability to do important things, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Olivia has a beta boyfriend who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, nerdy, good with computers and clever. But he really needs Olivia to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and hack stuff.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Olivia discover the right path. Something of a father figure.
Orange is the New Black
The Main Character
Piper is a woman with an unfair situation that she can't believe could happen to her!. For some irrelevant reason, she has the ability to do accomplish important things, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Piper has a beta fiancé who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
No male sidekicks, she's an all female prison. But there is a good looking prison guard who falls in love with a stupid fatty.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Attempts to help Piper discover the right path. Something of a father figure, except he's also a dick and throws Piper in the SHU.
Oh ya. Almost forgot. Spoilers alert!
This year's fall television offerings have been diverse and varied. However, after much watching a careful analysis, I've produced the following summary, which breaks down the major difference between some of this seasons hot shows.
Hope you all find this helpful! Once again, there's a lot of variety to choose from in the TV guide, so I hope this makes it easy for everyone to find a show that meets their own preferences.
Enjoy!
Hostages
The Main Character
Dr. Ellen is a woman with an important job. For some irrelevant reason, she was chosen for an even more important task, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Dr. Ellen has a beta husband who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Despite cheating on her because she spends more time at work than at home, he ultimately is willing to give up his life for her and her kids. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, handsome, good with guns and clever. But he really needs Ellen to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and shoot stuff. Which he looks good while doing.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Ellen discover the right path (Episode 7). Something of a father figure.
The Blacklist
The Main Character
Elizabeth is a woman with an important job. For some irrelevant reason, she was chosen for an even more important task, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Elizabeth has a beta husband who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, handsome, good with guns and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and shoot stuff. Which he looks good while doing.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Elizabeth discover the right path. Something of a father figure.
Nikita
The Main Character
Nikita is a woman who had an important job. For some irrelevant reason, she was chosen for an even more important task, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Male, handsome, good with guns and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and shoot stuff. Which he looks good while doing.
Badass, but ultimately beta, he can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her.
Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, nerdy, good with computers and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and hack stuff.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Nikita discover the right path. Something of a father figure. Of course, at the end of the day, he is a liar (bad father).
Revenge
The Main Character
Emily is a woman with an important purpose. For some irrelevant reason, she has the ability to do important things, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Emily has a beta husband who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, nerdy, good with computers and clever. But he really needs Elizabeth to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and hack stuff.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Elizabeth discover the right path. Something of a father figure.
Scandal
The Main Character
Olivia Pope is a woman with an important purpose. For some irrelevant reason, she has the ability to do important things, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Olivia has a beta boyfriend who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
Male, nerdy, good with computers and clever. But he really needs Olivia to accomplish his objectives. Without her, all he can do is twirl around and hack stuff.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Helps Olivia discover the right path. Something of a father figure.
Orange is the New Black
The Main Character
Piper is a woman with an unfair situation that she can't believe could happen to her!. For some irrelevant reason, she has the ability to do accomplish important things, just because of who she is!
Significant Other
Piper has a beta fiancé who can't imagine life without her and would do anything for her. Naturally, he isn't the real breadwinner.
Sidekick
No male sidekicks, she's an all female prison. But there is a good looking prison guard who falls in love with a stupid fatty.
Wise old dude
Just talks in slow, calculated phrases. Is always a step ahead of everyone else. Attempts to help Piper discover the right path. Something of a father figure, except he's also a dick and throws Piper in the SHU.
Oh ya. Almost forgot. Spoilers alert!
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