After the bbang, she said, "I'm really impressed with how fast you got naked".
Favorite Things That Girls Have Said to You
"You make it our game to get you to like us back"
"I miss feeling hot and steamy and intimidated just because you were in the same room"
"I miss feeling hot and steamy and intimidated just because you were in the same room"
"oh god yes please don't stop" - always makes me smile when i hear that.
"oh my god, you're a monster" (after i banged her for 45 minutes on my dinning table, still makes me smile even i as type this reply)
"oh my god, you're a monster" (after i banged her for 45 minutes on my dinning table, still makes me smile even i as type this reply)
"I told you not to cum in my mouth"
Reporter: What keeps you awake at night?
General James "Mad Dog" Mattis: Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.
OKC Data Sheet
Quote: (10-22-2013 03:08 PM)soup Wrote:
Quote: (10-22-2013 02:30 PM)Capr Wrote:
Girls will always be happy if dick look like true dick no matter how size is (big or average).
Can you elaborate?
Funny
Quote: (10-22-2013 03:20 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:
Just like Capr didn't like the new Rooshv.com design etc etc.
I'm been honest
"I don't usually do this"
"You have a better ass than me"
"Let me get the bill"
"You have a better ass than me"
"Let me get the bill"
My all time favorite isn't unique to me nor is it an actual word.
My all time favorite is the sound she makes and the expression on her face when I first enter her. The second the stop making that sound and that expression is when I know things have gotten stale and its time to move on.
My all time favorite is the sound she makes and the expression on her face when I first enter her. The second the stop making that sound and that expression is when I know things have gotten stale and its time to move on.
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
The Original Emotional Alpha
The hottest thing a girl has ever said to me was this.
She was the hottest girl I'd ever hooked up with, and a little crazy. As in, literally fucked in the head crazy. We were actively fucking, and she looked me dead in the eyes and said, 'fuck you'.
Brain exploding level of hotness.
She was the hottest girl I'd ever hooked up with, and a little crazy. As in, literally fucked in the head crazy. We were actively fucking, and she looked me dead in the eyes and said, 'fuck you'.
Brain exploding level of hotness.
Check out my occasionally updated travel thread - The Wroclaw Gambit II: Dzięki Bogu - as I prepare to emigrate to Poland.
^^^ LMFAO .... I've gotten "I hate you"... but not "fuck you" ... my new goal in life
"I always promised myself I would never do this"
From an older woman with a really strong cockney accent:
'Fack me in my facking arse ya cant'
Threw me off my stride a bit...
'Fack me in my facking arse ya cant'
Threw me off my stride a bit...
Its a really good thing when it doesn't fit in my mouth!
I have a little fetish I should tell you about.....I love to suck cock!
You're not the biggest I've been with, but definitely the wildest!
I want to try and swallow.
I never thought id enjoy you cumming in my mouth as much as I do, I crave it!
Im not going to sleep with you, we aren't going to have sex tonight, you're not getting any tonight, im not usually like this......
Put it in my ass
I have a little fetish I should tell you about.....I love to suck cock!
You're not the biggest I've been with, but definitely the wildest!
I want to try and swallow.
I never thought id enjoy you cumming in my mouth as much as I do, I crave it!
Im not going to sleep with you, we aren't going to have sex tonight, you're not getting any tonight, im not usually like this......
Put it in my ass
Quote: (10-24-2013 05:39 AM)Brisey Wrote:
'Fack me in my facking arse ya cant'
Reading that made my dick hurt
Reporter: What keeps you awake at night?
General James "Mad Dog" Mattis: Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.
OKC Data Sheet
You're a fucking machine, Optimus Prime.
While I was in top pounding away
While I was in top pounding away
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
"I want to have your abortion"
*gagging sounds*
*gagging sounds*
A couple of days ago, I had the talk with my girlfriend where she was probing to see where I stand on getting more serious etc.
She said that she eventually wants to build something with somebody, because she has
"a lot of caring to give."
This was one of the most touching things a girl has ever said to me. I feel sad, because as much as I want her to be able to get what she wants in life, I don't need her to care for me. It would be nice to have another parallel life/universe where I go off with her into the sunset and get married and everything because it's very unlikely to happen in this one.
Her maternal instincts are kicking in very hard, right on time as they should because she's now 30.
She said she recently saw a baby at a party and was doting on it.
Something like:
"I just wanted to squeeze it"
I made her tell me more about it, and she said:
"who doesn't love babies?"
She said that she eventually wants to build something with somebody, because she has
"a lot of caring to give."
This was one of the most touching things a girl has ever said to me. I feel sad, because as much as I want her to be able to get what she wants in life, I don't need her to care for me. It would be nice to have another parallel life/universe where I go off with her into the sunset and get married and everything because it's very unlikely to happen in this one.
Her maternal instincts are kicking in very hard, right on time as they should because she's now 30.
She said she recently saw a baby at a party and was doting on it.
Something like:
"I just wanted to squeeze it"
I made her tell me more about it, and she said:
"who doesn't love babies?"
"I can't even think anymore"
"Christian love bears evil, but it does not tolerate it. It does penance for the sins of others, but it is not broadminded about sin. Real love involves real hatred: whoever has lost the power of moral indignation and the urge to drive the sellers from temples has also lost a living, fervent love of Truth."
- Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
"you make me feel so sexy"
post break-up, "If I see you now, I'll just fall back in bed with you"
WIA
post break-up, "If I see you now, I'll just fall back in bed with you"
WIA
I was out with friends at a club, ran into an old FB with her new dude. He was being lame about the electronic music being loud so he peaced out. After the chick I had been dancing and making out with left at last call (got her number but she flaked) I invited FB to spend the night. She accepted. Conversation takes place at our mutual friend's place afterwards.
FB: "I'm gonna have another drink!"
Me: "Not if you wanna fuck me you don't."
She beams at me and whispers in my ear.
"I love it when you tell me what to do!"
FB: "I'm gonna have another drink!"
Me: "Not if you wanna fuck me you don't."
She beams at me and whispers in my ear.
"I love it when you tell me what to do!"
Me (during date): "STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR PHONE. You are being rude."
Her: Puts down her phone in silence like she is about to cry.
I fear I've gone too far.
Her (in bed later): "The way you got mad at me earlier...I don't know why but it made me wet."
Her: Puts down her phone in silence like she is about to cry.
I fear I've gone too far.
Her (in bed later): "The way you got mad at me earlier...I don't know why but it made me wet."
PM me for accommodation options in Bangkok.
'I want to have your babies'
'You are muscle-y'
'Im your whore!'
'Why you make me wet when I'm around you?'
'You make me feel like a woman'
'You are muscle-y'
'Im your whore!'
'Why you make me wet when I'm around you?'
'You make me feel like a woman'
"I like it when you are bossy" (30 minutes after she complained over text that i am too bossy).
"I want you to make me yours"
"This pussy has always been yours"
"You are gargantuan"
"Its a miracle you can fit inside me"
"I can smell you all over me" (At work in morning after I came all over her)
"My hair smells like your cum" (same as above but different chick)
"I want you to make me yours"
"This pussy has always been yours"
"You are gargantuan"
"Its a miracle you can fit inside me"
"I can smell you all over me" (At work in morning after I came all over her)
"My hair smells like your cum" (same as above but different chick)
The Lizard Whisperer.......
Quote: (10-25-2013 10:38 AM)satanova77 Wrote:
"I like it when you are bossy" (30 minutes after she complained over text that i am too bossy).
"I want you to make me yours"
"This pussy has always been yours"
"You are gargantuan"
"Its a miracle you can fit inside me"
"I can smell you all over me" (At work in morning after I came all over her)
"My hair smells like your cum" (same as above but different chick)
I had a girl recently who got cum in her hair and said that.
Had a couple of good ones last night.
"What have you done to me?"
"You make me not want to be a good girl"
"What have you done to me?"
"You make me not want to be a good girl"
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