[MrXY]

(10-20-2013 08:54 PM)houston Wrote:  

You have it big.

I love your cock.

My ass tastes so good.

Choke me dadddy.

Pound that pussy baby.

I thought that was mistyped until I suddenly got it and

[Remington]

"Thanks for last night. I'm gonna take off."

[silverbullit]

"From now on, you own me."

[Tuthmosis]

This happened a few thousand years ago, but I'll post it anyway:

"Oh, great Pharaoh, I beseech you to inseminate my loins with your godly seed! But, first, I kneel before your holy phallus!"



Good thread idea. I'll think of some real ones.

[azulsombra]

-My body loves what you do to it.

-Do whatever you want to me.

-I don't think i can fit all that in my mouth.

-When can I cook for you?

[Screwston]

How is it so fat but youre so skinny?

[Christian McQueen]

"You have a beautiful penis"

"How many girlfriends do you have"

"You hurt my pussy"

"I'm not a cab service"

"Tell me the truth"

"Are you seeing other girls"

"I bet you get laid a lot"

And drumroll for the classic....

"You probably say this to all the girls"

[rudebwoy]

Will I be enough for you!

[Bushido]

Her: "So is this where you take all your girls before you seduce them?"
Me (with a shit-eating grin): "Only the special ones."

"So tell me, how many other girls were you fucking while we were dating? Actually no. Don't tell me."

[MidWest]

"Lets go inside the bathroom in the library"

"You love that ass don't you"
(While fucking her)

"Why won't you poke me right now"

"Why do you have to be so fine"
(While fucking her)


"Quiero mas" (I want more)
(While fucking her)

"Mi cuerpo es todo tuyo papito" (My body is all yours daddy)

"Soy toda tuya papito" (I'm all yours daddy)

[soup]

It's interesting to hear what your girls are saying.

Sounds a lot like stuff my girls are saying, in some case verbatim.

What does this say about girls as individuals? What does this say about individuality in general regardless of sex?

Maybe this is just further proof that individuality is not some common thing that everyone has.

It's as if these women are all part of some hive mind like the borg from Star Trek.

Rejoice in your orgrasms, fellas, but realize that you are one of many guys that are eliciting the same coos from varying women all over the globe.

So much for the special snow-flake thing..

[Christian McQueen]

^^^This would have been a perfect lead in for the Fame Game thread lol.

Girls saying the same shit to us, not only means that clearly they're not special snowflakes, but to a certain degree players are interchangable. Thus, fame would put a player 'above' the other players = him getting more pussy and 'special' compliments.

[LeBeau]

"I knew when I saw you walk into the party, that you would be a brute with me...I'm so glad I was right..."

[PompeyChris]

her: What did you lift the punch bag with?

me: Zip ties

her: use those zip ties on me.

[Brisey]

Whilst banging a very unassuming Lithuanian for the first time, she turned her head and said:
'Would you please finger my ass'

Deal.

[hoops330]

"Cum inside of me"

[AneroidOcean]

"I don't think you're ever going to love me"

"You say this to all the girls don't you?"

"The swirls in your facial hair remind me of Van Gogh's 'A Starry Night'"

(I ran far away after that last one but it really sticks out in my mind)

In response to the question, "Who's pussy is that?"

Her: "YOURS!!!"

[Dr. Howard]

"you just ooze sexuality"
" be careful around Wiscanada, I think he's a very sexual man" - Christian mom to daughter, daughter told me this in her bed haha.
"...wait, why did I just tell you that? What did you do to my brain?"

I also had a list of 'you're great in bed, your cock is huge' type comments like the others here but now I've been stuck with the realization that its quite the ego weakness after reading it over and over from everyone else, and they are no longer on my list of favourite things.

[Walderschmidt]

While I'm fingering her after she's put up a good amount of resistance to losing her clothes:

"I don't why I'm letting you do this."

"You know too much about women".

A different girl:

"I love and hate your view on women."

Wald

[Kaizen]

ditto what others have already said especially 'you say this to all the girls'

some unique ones:

'you have a black guy's butt' (taken as compliment)

'you know you can get any girl you want' (if only that was true)

[soup]

"Don't be so real"

[AntiTrace]

"I have no willpower when it comes to you" (aka "Im a slut")

[XYZ]

"i'm pretty easy" (referring to being a slut)

[Jaylow]

"why are you being so mean" always lets me know I am on the right track.

Lately:

"you are very sexual"

"I thought I could only flood"

"i cant go back to normal sex now"

"are you even going to see me again"


Of course anything she says about my dick is always welcomed but the original comments you never hear before are always the best.

My all time favorite: me: you always cum that hard? - her: NOT LIKE THAT

her: cum inside of me
me: you better open your mouth and stick out your tongue when I tell you to

[ChocolateCockOfZeus]

(10-21-2013 04:35 PM)hoops330 Wrote:  

"Cum inside of me"

The most dangerous yet irresistible words ever whispered to man. Why is it SO damn hard to say no?