[Bronan the Barbarian!]

(10-18-2013 12:03 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  

Being a virtuoso doesn't get you laid. Women unfortunately can't pick up on it. Being in a band that plays "popular" Linkin Park covers will get you more pussy than being a guy that can play Bach's entire catalog.

That's for damn sure. Women hate anything that isn't familiar. I'm out of practice now but used to be able to play shit like Children of Bodom. Never once had a girl react with anything other than boredom or even outright disgust. Same reaction with playing classical stuff.

I never play for a girl unless they ask. If they do, I grab a pick and fake like I suck for a few bars. They're kinda like "uh... ok". Then I say, "wait, I'm a little better without the pick" and play like 4 bars worth of some complex finger tapping solo. Then I put the thing down and change the subject. Seems to work - it shows the talent is there and you don't care enough to show off.

Otherwise if a girl is showing up to my place sometimes I'll be playing the acoustic when she comes in. I'll let her hear a measure or two then put it away. A couple of girls have asked me, "Why won't you ever play for me?" Kind of a "mysterious" thing I guess.

[iknowexactly]

(10-18-2013 12:03 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  

Remember, girls are sheep, but somewhat more fun to fuck

Lot of wisdom there. Can't reason with a sheep, also with womant

[We The Real]

Look the part. Badass musician, looks like a bad ass musician.














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As artists, peoples perception of us sends all sorts of subliminal messages. This will work if you are committed to yourself, and ur art work. Artist are all human beings, what sets them apart is their cause. 2 years ago I would answer I'm a rapper/producer/musician w,e when asked what do you do. Didn't look the part tho. Now haha idk wtf people think but its funny, girls ask what i do .. computer development. The more time we spend n she sees me being me, 1. Clear I am no computer developer, 2. I m a fuckin rockstar and your about to plateau . I wear Fur, Fitted pants, Dope shoes, Free Hair, most of all..the eyes. I was talking to this girl i met once be4 at some family thing, at a funeral. She is colombian and has nice thick typical features.. except i suspect the bitch has herpes( first time i met she had a really sus looking thing next to her lip and was covered up HEAVY with make up..but still looked gross!! so not wit. However I will lie if i said i didnt think about fucking the bitch on her back with her thick legs spread and slapping the thick part of her inner thighs, makes the slapping a raw pork shoulder sound, HOTTT!! She comes over to where Im sittin and starts yappin' and I am just lookin at her thinking about what I just mentioned. Have no idea what shes was talkin about and she says after a while with a test kinda tone but with a horny vibe, Yy arre you lookingg at me likee thatt?? Dont knw what i said and I looked away, she got up and was back before I even had a chance to finish a thought. Fuckin herp =/

[We The Real]

Don't knw why they dont show..

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[aphelion]

I generally just drop it casually into conversation whenever I can slide it in like it ain't a big deal.

'We played there one time with another one of my friends' bands. It went okay.'
'I haven't used the camera since we did a photo shoot for our album. I should probably learn to use it better.'

Etc. You're generally not going to blow them out of the water just by telling them that you're in a band, but even if it doesn't work as big bait, they can use it as an excuse later to justify liking you after the fact.

[ddjembe mutombo]

This is bit of an old topic, but I thought I'd contribute.

The main rule I live by:
Don't talk about your group/band/solo act. Let them find out or spontaneously invite them to a show (make sure to put them on the list).

Remember, if a girl finds out you play an instrument she will want you to cover John Mayer on it. So before opening your mouth you should be able to cover a John Mayer song in private if you want to talk about how you are a "musician". Girls are turned off by musicians that can't play or doesn't know how to play the songs she wants to hear. For some reason not being able to cover their favorite songs means you are a fake.


For all the gigging guys out there...
Invent a stage persona. When I lived on the east coast I used to play in a loud indie band that drew pretty decent crowds. I made my stage persona "that guy that is unnecessarily into the music". It worked so well. I always had girls talking to me after shows even though I wasn't the lead vocalist.

When you are on stage, make eye contact during your songs with the girls you want to talk to after the show. Don't do a stare down. Just look until they notice then look to the next one and do rotations. Make them feel a "connection". Of course, it always helps to be a popular band that draws decent crowds.

[Santoro]

Play something funny that has character.

Play parts of the song. One or two verses, then chorus, then switch songs. One or two songs, then give up whatever instrument is getting passed around and go socialize.

This band is satire, but their songs are pretty money if you sing them to a room of people. This is my tune of choice at parties. 4 chords. piece of cake. Can play it totally loaded

Steel Panther: Girl from Oklahoma

it should also be said that 99% of people will not be able to tell your true skill level, so playing something intermediate/easy will probably get you the same ass as playing something really difficult.

Which is why a lot of musicians are very mediocre. It's not a golden bullet, just another tool in the toolbelt.

[General Mayhem]

Come up with a medley you can play of songs you know girls will like. I have a one where I switch between John Mayer and Jack Johnson. That drops panties.

[Sombro]

(03-13-2014 06:32 PM)ddjembe mutombo Wrote:  

This is bit of an old topic, but I thought I'd contribute.

The main rule I live by:
Don't talk about your group/band/solo act. Let them find out or spontaneously invite them to a show (make sure to put them on the list).

This, pretty much.
Chicks will usually bring up the subject about you being in a band before you even have to.
Just being on stage itself is enough to make them drop panties.

[booshala]

Just read over this topic as I sang/played at a few weddings in the past few years and was able to get some bangs out of it... even after I duetted on the song that asked "I wonder what God was thinking when he created you". Jeezys...

Strangely enough, I knew several guys in the audience that are much better at guitar or piano than me, but it's all esoteric math rock and Liszst rhapsodies... I mean serious stuff, while I would usually just sing a sappy love song and play octaves with my left hand and play simple arpeggios with my right, or do really basic finger picking. As noted here, normal girls have no understanding or appreciation for the technicality that goes into becoming a talented instrumentalist, but get all wowed when you can break out a 4 chord Bruno Mars song. Guess I shouldn't complain as my half assed skills got me in it....

I seem to remember someone was a professional musician on this forum, was it soup? It doesn't really seem like you could effectively parlay music into reliable bangs unless you were some sort of professional or played in front of a crowd regularly. Could be an idea to join some open mic events, ignore the guy hate and mingle with the best looking girls in the crowd after your set.