Girls tend to grip it way too tight when they give handjobs. I don't think they realize just how sensitive the skin on a penis is. Some of them just starting tugging away with a vise-grip and no lube and I have to stop them. It just creates an awkward moment. I'd rather they just not.
Handjobs
Whats the best way to give a handjob?...... with your mouth
Saw some drunk girl say that on one of those down town interview the drunks video on youtube. She stole a piece of my heart with that interview
Saw some drunk girl say that on one of those down town interview the drunks video on youtube. She stole a piece of my heart with that interview
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Quote: (08-14-2013 12:12 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:
Whats the best way to give a handjob?...... with your mouth
Saw some drunk girl say that on one of those down town interview the drunks video on youtube. She stole a piece of my heart with that interview
Just tell them to give you a mouthjob and see if that slips past their hamster!
I can count on one hand the amount of times a broad has done it right. Surprisingly some broad from tinder gave me a damn good BJ/Hj combo a few weeks back. Like a champ she used a ton of spit when she felt it was getting dry, I almost teard up that finally a chic whom obviously watched a shit ton of porn knew wtf she was doing.
Handjobs 90% of the time are horrible, she will either rub that shit down raw till it hurts or just as bad she will grab for her paint stripping chic lotion that pretty much will burn your dick to a crisp.
Handjons equal a confused broad to me. Unless your both young, or she is religious, or on her rag, there is no reason for it because majority of the time she will just would rather fuck then pull on some willie for 20 mins.
Handjobs 90% of the time are horrible, she will either rub that shit down raw till it hurts or just as bad she will grab for her paint stripping chic lotion that pretty much will burn your dick to a crisp.
Handjons equal a confused broad to me. Unless your both young, or she is religious, or on her rag, there is no reason for it because majority of the time she will just would rather fuck then pull on some willie for 20 mins.
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Okay on a serious note, handjobs can be great. Are we only talking about women we haven't banged yet because I usually train girlfriends how to give me a good handjob and sometimes a session will just be her breaking out the lotion or oil and giving me a good hj while I kick back and relax. What could be wrong with that - not like you haven't banged her plenty of times already. To be honest, I always thought this type of thing was standard procedure (well, at least on a occasion). I've had buddies mention their women doing the same. Didn't realize it was thought of as a just-for-amatuers thing.
Definitely prefer it to end in the mouth but both ways can be fun. What about mutual masturbation - is that only for amatuers too? I take it we must only be talking about first-time lays here because when you're banging a woman for a while it's fun to mix things up with shit like this, in my opinion. They seem to enjoy it too.
But yeah, most women do seem to suck at it unless you set them straight. They don't get that they need to loosen up the hand and let it slide. A first-time lay just wanting to stroke the meat for you can be less than ideal but as long as you know the lay is coming on the next go-round, it can be good "foreplay."
Okay on a serious note, handjobs can be great. Are we only talking about women we haven't banged yet because I usually train girlfriends how to give me a good handjob and sometimes a session will just be her breaking out the lotion or oil and giving me a good hj while I kick back and relax. What could be wrong with that - not like you haven't banged her plenty of times already. To be honest, I always thought this type of thing was standard procedure (well, at least on a occasion). I've had buddies mention their women doing the same. Didn't realize it was thought of as a just-for-amatuers thing.
Definitely prefer it to end in the mouth but both ways can be fun. What about mutual masturbation - is that only for amatuers too? I take it we must only be talking about first-time lays here because when you're banging a woman for a while it's fun to mix things up with shit like this, in my opinion. They seem to enjoy it too.
But yeah, most women do seem to suck at it unless you set them straight. They don't get that they need to loosen up the hand and let it slide. A first-time lay just wanting to stroke the meat for you can be less than ideal but as long as you know the lay is coming on the next go-round, it can be good "foreplay."
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"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Quote: (08-14-2013 06:40 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:
Okay on a serious note, handjobs can be great. Are we only talking about women we haven't banged yet because I usually train girlfriends how to give me a good handjob and sometimes a session will just be her breaking out the lotion or oil and giving me a good hj while I kick back and relax. What could be wrong with that - not like you haven't banged her plenty of times already. To be honest, I always thought this type of thing was standard procedure (well, at least on a occasion). I've had buddies mention their women doing the same. Didn't realize it was thought of as a just-for-amatuers thing.
I was going to say exactly the same thing. I trained my Thai ex to lube me up with coconut oil and jack me off slowly. I taught her the right hand technique. I just layed back and fantasised about whatever. She enjoyed servicing me.
I would never accept a HJ. Seriously?, a HJ? come on, have some dignity.
The girl will probably say something like: "That's all you get" to complete the humiliation of giving you a hand.
I rather have nothing to be honest.
The girl will probably say something like: "That's all you get" to complete the humiliation of giving you a hand.
I rather have nothing to be honest.
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I posted my podcast today, reading many of your responses:
http://thequestfor50.com/the-podcast-for-50-episode-2/
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Quote: (08-15-2013 01:48 PM)Dagonet Wrote:
Haha I loved all these comments, guys. Great discussion.
I posted my podcast today, reading many of your responses:
http://thequestfor50.com/the-podcast-for-50-episode-2/
Ha, funny. I like this community.
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