[Parlay44]

I went to a friend's BBQ on Saturday. It was about 50 people or so. I wasn't even there 5 minutes and had 3 shots of tequila poured down my throat.

Hooked up with a fly half Filipina half white girl with a cool California vibe to her.

Heard lots of stories. If you get friendly with girls they'll point out all the ho's(all the other girls )for you and tell you how to hook up with them. Social circle game

One girl told me about how her and her sister drove to a black friend's house to buy coke. They're sitting on the couch while he's cutting it up. He whips out his big black cock with a pink head(as she described it) they turn to each and say "just pretend you don't see it". Coke game recognized

Those are the kind of stories I hear

Two girls threw up all over themselves and passed out on the front lawn.

One dude got a call around 2:30am from one of his boys to come out fight someone.

I ended up crashing on the couch around 5am. I was tired and drunk. Next morning I fixed my friends laptop. I wiped it clean and install Windows 7 and Norton.

He made everyone breakfast out of party leftovers and coffee. I went home and passed the fuck out. Typical party in the hood.

How was your weekend?

[R Smoov]

Damn Parlay you be getting it poppington down there.

My weekend wasn't as fly. But some improvements I've began to see in myself a bit. Decided to stop dicking around and randomly talk to strangers (ask em the time, ask old guy what breed dog he got, head nod to bros crossing the street).

Just a chill weekend from me.

[The Beast1]

Girlfriend went home for the weekend, so i rolled with two other girls that i'm cool with.

Went to the beach, called it a day.

Anyone do something super epic?

[Parlay44]

Come on fellas. Lets hear some good stories

[A War You Cannot Win]

Hobbled down to the gym. It's been about a month since I had a proper workout due to the a botched spinal epidural setting my nerves on fire with inflammation. I had to crawl to the bathroom at one point. Always be wary of military medicine haha.

Met a new girl, a particularly exotic looking Japanesr chick. Didn't get the lay, but I did get to tie her up and introduce her to kink. I love grabbing a girl by her hair and making her stare at her bound and gagged form in the mirror.

[Parlay44]

(08-12-2013 09:53 AM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  

Met a new girl, a particularly exotic looking Japanesr chick. Didn't get the lay, but I did get to tie her up and introduce her to kink. I love grabbing a girl by her hair and making her stare at her bound and gagged form in the mirror.

I read that thread. That's some funny shit
I hope you got some pictures or hidden camera or something.

[A War You Cannot Win]

(08-12-2013 10:04 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(08-12-2013 09:53 AM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  

Met a new girl, a particularly exotic looking Japanesr chick. Didn't get the lay, but I did get to tie her up and introduce her to kink. I love grabbing a girl by her hair and making her stare at her bound and gagged form in the mirror.

I read that thread. That's some funny shit
I hope you got some pictures or hidden camera or something.

I plan on surreptitiously snapping some photos with my phone during our next meeting. I say surreptitiously so she doesn't know you have any, then you randomly send her pictures of her hog-tied between meetings for a powerful mindfuck. To remind her you're still in charge even though your presence is absent.

[el mechanico]

Didn't pull huh? No bang in the bathroom? What's the matter with you?

I'm reading other forum members giving eachother rides home at 3am etc. WTF?

[WanderingSoul]

Sinus infection. Did jack shit.

[Parlay44]

(08-12-2013 10:16 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Didn't pull huh? No bang in the bathroom? What's the matter with you?

I'm reading other forum members giving eachother rides home at 3am etc. WTF?

I got a make out I said. I'll be banging her very soon. I need to follow up now.

You know what it is mechanico ...parties round my way start around noon. It's usually open to everyone. People bring their kids. All the families start to leave around 7. Which leaves all the singles and hardcore partiers. We end up drinking until 5-6am. So you're drinking for a good 18 hours. It's a marathon.

While I have banged sluts in the bathroom before(I'm not above that ) it wasn't gonna happen this weekend. My friends do have a back bedroom with a futon. That's where all the magic happens

[soup]

I work a lot on the weekend, so it's extra energy for me to all out.

I played two shows on Sunday and was pipelining. No new bangs, but I called in the reinforcements last night.

[scotian]

I worked 12 hours on both Saturday and Sunday, got drunk with co-workers and ended up doing something I always tried to stay away from, banged a co-worker!

[Samseau]

Met up with 19-yr old Jewish girl with long red hair, slender body b-cup, brought her to my friend's rooftop had drinks and we fooled around, I blew a load all over that roof, then went to get a bite to eat, went back to my place and smashed for hours before I passed out. She put on her clothes and went home around 4 am. She lied to her mother about her whereabouts the whole time. Do all Jewish girls have such complicated relationships with their mother?

[soup]

(08-12-2013 11:25 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Met up with 19-yr old Jewish girl with long red hair, slender body b-cup, brought her to my friend's rooftop had drinks and we fooled around, I blew a load all over that roof, then went to get a bite to eat, went back to my place and smashed for hours before I passed out. She put on her clothes and went home around 4 am. She lied to her mother about her whereabouts the whole time. Do all Jewish girls have such complicated relationships with their mother?

Yes. Where do you you think the term "it's complicated" probably originated from?

[luggage]

(08-12-2013 11:25 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Met up with 19-yr old Jewish girl with long red hair, slender body b-cup, brought her to my friend's rooftop had drinks and we fooled around, I blew a load all over that roof, then went to get a bite to eat, went back to my place and smashed for hours before I passed out. She put on her clothes and went home around 4 am. She lied to her mother about her whereabouts the whole time. Do all Jewish girls have such complicated relationships with their mother?

Met this cute Jewish chick originally Turkish in Melbourne last year. Couldn't close since she had a bf back then.

Now i'm texting this chick. She seems horny, but im not in fucking Australia.

[Hotwheels]

(08-12-2013 11:13 AM)scotian Wrote:  

I worked 12 hours on both Saturday and Sunday, got drunk with co-workers and ended up doing something I always tried to stay away from, banged a co-worker!

Isn't it all guys up there in the oil patch?

Me? Stacking cash 15 hours a day. All day, every day.

[eradicator]

satuday night, watched some comedy shows at i/o west.

sunday afternoon, walked with the girlfriend to will rogers beach and then to her parents house for sunday dinner.(stuffed poblanos)

a very good weekend all things considered.

[CactusCat589]

I have been working on the 15th Hungarian Rhapsody by Franz Liszt: http://www.vkgfx.com/scores/horowitz/hor...muller.pdf and the jazz standard My Romance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82r2DB49Eck.

[wi30]

Almost banged a deaf chick Thursday night, but I blacked out and woke up at 1pm Friday alone in my bed still drunk...

[Parlay44]

(08-13-2013 12:31 AM)wi30 Wrote:  

Almost banged a deaf chick Thursday night, but I blacked out and woke up at 1pm Friday alone in my bed still drunk...

Your sign language game must be tight

You're gonna have to expand on this story a little for me. Where the hell did you meet a deaf girl?

[wi30]

Haha I have a buddy who works at a popular bar so I went there with him on his night off. Got completely tanked and my buddy knew her and her friends. She read lips really well so I ran standard blackout game. She was only about a 6.5 so I was trying to do it for the story. Don't remember leaving but my buddy said I got in a car with her and her friend as he was bailing with some other chick.

Next thing I know it's 1pm and I had to work in a few hours. First thing my boss says as I drag myself in was, "hey, did you end up banging that deaf chick?" (I work right next door to the bar and he apparently knew her and saw me walk by). I'm guessing I just got a ride home and passed out. Rough weekend.

[chexmix]

Was at a music festival in Budapest and banged a Hungarian girl and a Finnish girl.



I really liked this weekend.

[Parlay44]

I got picked up by a lesbian this weekend

I was out Saturday night. Texted one of my girls to see what she was up to. Ended up meeting her and 3 other girls at nice outdoor bar on the Jersey Shore. A 5th girl(the lesbian) showed up later.

She ended up being from my old neighborhood where I grew up. She starts talking about her girlfriend and how much she like titties

IOI's like crazy. Kept touching my arm while we were talking. I had written her off as no chance of banging so I turned off any kind of sexual vibe. I'd flirt and tease all the other girls but just kept it as friendly and witty conversation. She bought me 2 drinks and practically begged me for my number and invited me to her BBQ the next day.

Now I know what you're gonna say. Lesbian. Waste of time. Etc. But lesbians have huge circles of single straight or bi girls. Cha-Ching

[Architekt]

Threw up several times for the first time in a while, then woke up half in my car wearing a onesie and covered in itchy bites from an as of yet undetermined insect.

Didn't go too bad

[Samseau]

Spent labor day in Maine and New Hampshire enjoying beautiful nature.

Went to a bar in Maine and saw some of the most disgusting women in my life - either they were fat as fuck, or old toothless whores.