[WesternCancer]

So I go to best buy after work to pick me up a copy. This solid 8/10 blonde cowgirl is working the till.

Im wearing ripped jeans. Hair is messy and I have an unkempt beard. I'm getting gtav and this bitches number.

Walk up smiling and just as I open my mouth she says GTA? And some neckbeard shows up too and says he also wants one. Fuck.

I pull out my cash and hand it to her and just as I open my mouth to say something else all I hear is

MULATTO BUTTS MUATTO BUUUUUTS.

I just started watching archer.

I pick up and its my financial person. I bitch them out for fucking all my info up and we start discussing financial shit.

This chick just handed me my change and looked at me like I was from another planet

[presidentcarter]

^^^^^^^^^

[Wadsworth]

If one company purposefully sticks it to feminists, it's going to be Rockstar.

[Screwston]

I want to ask this because i just read that GTA will require 8 gb. I have a 120 gb slim model ps3 and see that theres an extra slim 500 gb. Is it a lot faster than the 120? Would a casual gamer be wasting money with it? Im wondering if I should get one next year since the price will drop after ps4 is out for a while.

[Dulceácido]

I thought this thread was about "V" shaped Ground To Air signals for personnel recovery.

Video games... Hmmm. Where do you guys find time for this shit?

[Cr33pin]

(09-18-2013 03:53 AM)houston Wrote:  

I want to ask this because i just read that GTA will require 8 gb. I have a 120 gb slim model ps3 and see that theres an extra slim 500 gb. Is it a lot faster than the 120? Would a casual gamer be wasting money with it? Im wondering if I should get one next year since the price will drop after ps4 is out for a while.

You are fine with the 120. Its just memory, having more of it won't make the PS3 any faster. You would only need the 500gb if you downloaded tons of games and hd movies from the Playstation store.

Of course you could always man up an get a Xbox360... all the cool kids have one

[Cr33pin]

You can get a big lifted truck its on the beach beside the pier on the side with the roller coaster. Its not the fastest thing but driving makes me feel like I got a big dick.

[Kickb]

I'm probably going to spend most of my time playing as the black guy and the old retired bank robber with the lazy son.

[BLarsen]

I'm curious how you guys approach these types of "sandbox" games. I find myself approaching my characters the same way I approach my own life.

*I immediately started looking to max out my physical and mental attributes
*not really interested in wasting time or riding around for no reason, focused on completing missions
*focused on making money and SAVING, not spending
*not interested in strip clubs

Etc etc etc

[Cattle Rustler]

My favorite part:

Busting a cap on the military contractors.

Take that fluor/blackwater/kbr!

[Kickb]

I like to run people over, find the jumps, explore the map, and go on killing sprees.

[Cr33pin]

Its funny when you just knock out some unsuspecting citizen of Los Santos.

I was walking to see she my shrink down on the board walk an there was some hot looking girl in a bikini on her phone and I just walked behind her and BOOM, she was laid out an some white knights started saying that wasn't right and blah blah blah so I pulled out my uzi and shot them in the face... then went to see my shrink.

Just another day in the hood

[Wadsworth]

Relevant: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-n...-by-trolls

[2Wycked]

(09-18-2013 03:53 AM)houston Wrote:  

I want to ask this because i just read that GTA will require 8 gb. I have a 120 gb slim model ps3 and see that theres an extra slim 500 gb. Is it a lot faster than the 120? Would a casual gamer be wasting money with it? Im wondering if I should get one next year since the price will drop after ps4 is out for a while.

I would go for the 500 gb PS. You can also download movies and other shit and store it on your console, which is what I do.

I don't play all that much, but games Skyrim & GTA tend to take up a lot of room. 120 sounds like a lot, but just installing GTA, Call of Duty & Skyrim would probably take up 30-35% of your hard drive and that's before any saved games.

[BLarsen]

In the Daily Star article they didn't mention that Carolyn Petit is a transwoman. I don't think many of the complainers are either.

A transwoman taking up the mantle for feminist issues. Hmmmm. In the backchannels of the inter webz I've seen rad fems go apeshit about transwomen identifying as women.

Carolyn Petit was probably the wrong person to review this game based on her "transition".

[WesternCancer]

houston, don't bother. I have the 40gig ghetto version from when it first came out. I had to delete some old games, but it runs fine. (although it took like half an hour to fuckin install)

[Felix88]

The way I approach 'sandbox' games:

Disable mini-map and any HUD, the thrill I got from playing Red Dead Redemption that way was one of the best experience I ever had.

Beside does any one play Dark Souls ?

[MattW]

Biggest entertainment launch ever - $800 million in one day.

Edit: Actually I have more to say than that. Part of GTA V is that it satirizes a large part of american culture, and the modern american woman is part of that. Here's an email from one of the character's aunt:

Quote:

Well, so you are aware, I've been to the desert to get certified as a pelvic floor exercise instructor. I have been weak down there for so long. Well, no longer. Now I am strong and I will lead. And you are weak. Not just as a man, but as a person. You're really losing yourself, and I don't like it. You ain't got no respect. What if I want to put a women's Arts Center in the home? What if I want to start running pelvic floor classes myself there? Well as I always say, you come from trash, you stay trash and that's what you is, boy. I loved my sister, but boy did she make some mistakes, including in having you. Now if you'll excuse me, I got boundless love to experience.

Also when I almost hit a girl while driving she yelled out, "Go suck a donkey dick!"

[kbell]

That's insane that 800 million bucks was made on day one! I think that is a new record. Movies don't even get close to a fraction of that number.

[neanderthal]

First thing I did was pick up a stripper... Is this beta?

[WesternCancer]

cruisin around the desert in a Bugatti, flyn planes under bridges, shootin rednecks and pimp slapping fat chicks.

[Cr33pin]

my stock pump and dump ways
find a store who's stock value is low, buy stock. Then go rob one of their rivals. The rival stock will drop while your stock will rise. Sell your stock at a profit and repeat.

[BLarsen]

I haven't been progressing on missions; I've been trying to max my physical attributes. Been walking
around downtown sneaking up on people and giving them the karate death chop to try and up my stealth rating.

One fucking annoying thing is the cops. They're much more responsive than previous versions, and they don't go away as soon.

I also noted that if they're looking for you and you lose them (wanted level disappears), they hang around the area and if they see you they'll bust you. That really pissed me off last night.

[Justice Beaver]

(09-19-2013 09:54 AM)BLarsen Wrote:  

I haven't been progressing on missions; I've been trying to max my physical attributes. Been walking
around downtown sneaking up on people and giving them the karate death chop to try and up my stealth rating.

One fucking annoying thing is the cops. They're much more responsive than previous versions, and they don't go away as soon.

I also noted that if they're looking for you and you lose them (wanted level disappears), they hang around the area and if they see you they'll bust you. That really pissed me off last night.

losing them on the freeway can sometimes be a nightmare, the best way I found was hiding in alleyways and sliproads, most of the time they will be circling the block and won't get out to find you.

I like all the characters in that game, but Trevor is hilarious.

[Justice Beaver]

(09-19-2013 09:15 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

my stock pump and dump ways
find a store who's stock value is low, buy stock. Then go rob one of their rivals. The rival stock will drop while your stock will rise. Sell your stock at a profit and repeat.

nice, i'm going to try that, what's the biggest profit you made? How many shares should I buy with one company?