[Que enspastic]

women's advice: '1. hit on me, 2. don't hit on me'

[ryanf]

(06-17-2013 08:44 PM)NYJ Wrote:  

Dudes are still listening to women for advice on how to get them? It doesn't get much more idiotic than that.

Ask a fish for advice on how to catch it, or ask a fisherman. Hmmmm. I'll go with the fisherman.

[ryanf]

(06-17-2013 03:10 PM)Blackmagic Wrote:  

These chicks that think they're so aware of the techniques and routines are often the ones most susceptible to falling for it. There was a girl I used to bang that had a copy of The Game in her night stand and she claimed nothing in that book would work on her. I walked her through our first couple of interactions to show her how I used a lot of methods from the book to get her in the sack. She said she'd turned down a dozen dudes before I strolled up to her the night we met and within 5 minutes she had her tongue down my throat. Anyway, it's all bullshit. Being attractive helps but not being beta in your approach and mannerisms is key.

Ha, recently banged one that used to watch The Pickup Artist on VH1 or whatever. She said she didn't think negs and other stuff would work on her, but she does think that negs work on guys [ she has the typical misunderstanding that they are for lowering self esteem, as opposed to being just playful/teasing/disqualifying ].

I never let her know that our first interaction was by-the-book mystery method.

[Aliblahba]

(06-17-2013 10:23 AM)scorpion Wrote:  

Pure hamster-fueled drivel. The things she says to avoid are simply what she finds annoying from beta men. If an alpha did the same things, she would respond favorably.

This is a more accurate top ten list of things to avoid when hitting on her:

1) Don't be a beta
2) Don't be a beta
3) Don't be a beta
4) Don't be a beta
5) Don't be a beta
6) Don't be a beta
7) Don't be a beta
8) Don't be a beta
9) Don't be a beta
10) Be an alpha

Exactly. Girls act differently towards guys that are tough v/s. pussies. It's no different in the rest of life. Be a simp and walk onto a car lot, and salesmen will pester you to death. Be a bad ass and they approach differently, or not at all.

Being "alpha" tames the hamster in women. I mean really, how many of you guys approach and get some fucked up response like the chick that wrote this article?

[Blackhawk]

Her advice is "don't do anything until I've guzzled enough whiskey that I won't notice."
...at which point she'll be sticking her tongue down whoever's closest so technique won't matter.
She's a 31 year old spinster who's still advocating drunk game.
Are we still pretending Model Mayhem isn't a soft-prostitution site used by over-makeuped girls behind on their rent? I forget.

In addition to massive debt to get two useless degrees from Stanford, she's a pretend master of multiple other unemployable skills. I did not know trapeze involved so many sub-specialties. Or that trampoline was now a "skill".

High-energy, fun, and easy to work with. Takes direction well.

Oh hell no. I call bullshit.

With layers of facepaint, blonde highlights, shaped eyebrows, her mouth closed, and tilting her forehead at the camera to hide how huge it is.


Without the facepaint layers, with less manicured eyebrows, showing off her gummy smile and ginormous forehead. Hair's still dyed; she's naturally black haired.

[GameTheory]

^^^^^^^^^^^2/10 WNB

[Sebastian]

We all know She Will Fuck You If She Likes You.

This really hot russian girl wrote this on her profile.
'im not sure why it seems IMPOSSIBLE to find a decent man that doesn't cheat or lie?'

How many guys fit this description?
A lot of fuckin guys will message her by saying 'oh yeah I am honest, nice yada yada'
Would she care? she will only talk to the person she likes (mostly by looks)

[germanico]

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Seriously? I just told you I'm a sex and dating coach. Do you really think I haven't read The Game?

It's *literally* my job.

Why do these "dating coaches" are still acting like The Game is a reliable source of functional pick up advice?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

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Does it work? Sure. The question is: who does it work on?

It works on women still constantly seeking love and approval from the world, from a substitute father figure, or from themselves.

Nice to see our old friend the "game only works on drunk, stupid, poor and low-confidence girls": http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/02/1...art-women/

[Hotwheels]

(06-17-2013 06:05 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(06-17-2013 11:32 AM)calihunter Wrote:  

(06-17-2013 11:17 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

I'll give her points for being thin, but if this is the best she can do with professional lighting and make-up, well, I think her whole schtick is a matter of trying to up her SMV by being "selective."

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1002770

This is her on a normal day. Why do such unattractive people insist on acting like they are the shit. At least give me something to look at if you are going to waste my time. What bothers me most is the smug look. "Ya I know I am good looking." which should be "Ya I wish I was good looking".

I must be a dumpster diver then as I'd hit it.

[Matt3B]

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Don't assume I don't like whiskey or that I don't know anything about cars because I'm a girl.

Now, I happen to hate whiskey and know next to nothing about cars -- but I don't like you assuming this is true. Doing so makes you look closed-minded and occasionally misogynistic.

Crazy bitches. It's like that whole "I hate it when men open the door for me. I am a capable woman and am independent and can do it on my own!!!! But I want them to do it because it shows chivalry isn't dead".

Misogynistic is such a buzz word.

You didn't let a woman in front of you in a queue at the supermarker? Misogynistic bastard!

You hired a more qualified and experienced man than a woman who wanted the job but didn't have previous experience in it? Misogynistic bastard!

You didn't tip the waitress after her horrible service? Misogynistic bastard!

You had sex with a girl then told your friend? Misogynistic bastard!

[Frank Mackey]

I would certainly set a date with this girl, she seems to have some good sense of humour. And... "nobody wants to fuck Mr. Nice Guy. So stop being him if you want to fuck": chances are that this girl is a nice bang experience.

[augen sehen]

(06-18-2013 07:45 AM)MattC Wrote:  

Misogynistic is such a buzz word.

I fucking love this!

[WanderingSoul]

Literally made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

[Soma]

(06-18-2013 08:08 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Literally made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

My face the entire video:



It's an accomplishment that I made it through the whole thing.

[Frank Mackey]

Forget what I just said...

[WanderingSoul]

(06-18-2013 08:18 AM)Soma Wrote:  

My face the entire video:



It's an accomplishment that I made it through the whole thing.

I actually turned the volume way down because I was afraid someone would hear it from the hall.

[MikeCF]

(06-18-2013 08:08 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Literally made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Wow.

Great find.

I've watched some silly cat videos on YouTube, so it's not like I'm the most discerning man in the world.

Even so, I had to stop that after 28 seconds.

That may have been the worst video I've ever seen on YouTube.

[Ziltoid]

I actually LOL'ed at "Don't neg, because it only works on women still constantly seeking love and approval from the world..."

Every heterosexual woman I've ever met is utterly consumed with securing attention and validation from the people around them.

Guess I need to start negging more often!

[dk902]

(06-18-2013 06:59 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

(06-18-2013 08:08 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Literally made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

I've watched some silly cat videos on YouTube, so it's not like I'm the most discerning man in the world.

Quite right.

Who doesn't like a good cat video on YouTube.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(06-17-2013 09:20 AM)Capitán Peligroso Wrote:  

Chock full of Hamsterism and PUA vernacular, this list is exactly why I have much more fun gaming women abroad. Among the highlights:

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10. Don't neg

This regretful trend in pick up is more than just obnoxious -- it's obnoxious and obvious. Negging, also known as "negative comments," is praised by pick up artists everywhere, based on the assumption that negging a woman forces her to try to "prove" herself. This, in turn, supposedly puts the man in the power position, so he can get her to "do the work" rather than have to prove himself to her.

Does it work? Sure. The question is: who does it work on?

It works on women still constantly seeking love and approval from the world, from a substitute father figure, or from themselves.

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7. Don't get handsy

Unless it's obvious that I'm really into you, stop touching my lower back, elbow or shoulders. It's not that this is unpleasant; it's just that it's so obvious that this is something else you read in Pickup 101.

Seriously? I just told you I'm a sex and dating coach. Do you really think I haven't read The Game?

It's *literally* my job.

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3. Don't try to make me laugh

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2. Don't be cocky

(and especially don't be cocky funny, that'll never work...)

Despite the article being mostly full of crap, there were a couple of points of value:

4. Don't leave your sexuality at the door

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There have been a remarkable number of men apparently hitting on me, who I only realized later were attempting to do so. I've been stunned -- stunned -- to discover that they were interested in me sexually. Bottom line, guys: if you aren't owning and feeling your sexuality, I'm not gonna feel it.

I think a lot of men suppress the fact that they want to fuck because they want to make women "feel comfortable." The problem is, flirting and sex appeal are by definition slightly uncomfortable. That's why it's called sexual tension. How many times have you heard a girl say, "It was so hot how I was in my comfort zone the whole time I was around him..."?

The truth is, you making me feel comfortable will usually make me so "comfortable" that I miss the fact that you're dtf. Because when you act all buddy buddy with me, I assume you just want to be my buddy.

Nobody wants to fuck Mr. Nice Guy. So stop being him if you want to fuck.

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I have mad respect for men who hit on women -- you're 20 times better than the guy who stands in the corner and does nothing. Even if you do everything wrong, I salute you for being a man.

Women will forgive you for being a dick; they will never forgive you for being a pussy...carry on, gentlemen...

"Women will forgive you[/b] for being a dick; they will never forgive you for being a pussy...carry on, gentlemen..."

My fucking god is the above statement true. All the women I banged and acted like a asshole cad with sought me out years later on Facebook, to my complete surprise. The women I was shy with and acted like a gentleman to wouldn't even accept my friend requests. That quote is money, baby, money.

[Ternarydemonite]

(06-17-2013 05:44 PM)soup Wrote:  

It's true that women go on their feelings, but Alphas do the same thing.

The difference is that an Alpha has the power to change his world to conform to his will and intention.

Indeed men are also affected by hormones. It is called testosterone and it makes menhorny, violent, agressive and proclive to watch Rambo movies. However, it does not impair their judgement like the storm of crazy hormones in a woman's brain.

If you are horny, you wil pursue a woman in a logical manner to attain penetration, or you will jerk-off or you will go to a gym to bench press and that would be all.

Regarding inter-personal relationships, what a woman thinks, says or writes is irrelevant, as she cannot control it. Only what she feels matters to her. A player learns to recognize such feelings and gives her adequate stimulus to generate feelings which will make her receptive for penetration.

While a beta will fail, an alpha may use exactly the same strategy and may generate adequate feelings in the selected female.

[Architekt]

I just found this revised list. It's much shorter

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1) Keep some lube handy.
2) Don't worry about condoms
3) I like being choked

[aphelion]

(10-16-2013 12:29 PM)Ternarydemonite Wrote:  

(06-17-2013 05:44 PM)soup Wrote:  

It's true that women go on their feelings, but Alphas do the same thing.

The difference is that an Alpha has the power to change his world to conform to his will and intention.

Indeed men are also affected by hormones. It is called testosterone and it makes menhorny, violent, agressive and proclive to watch Rambo movies. However, it does not impair their judgement like the storm of crazy hormones in a woman's brain.

I beg to differ, I've hit some pretty regretful lays in my day...