[A War You Cannot Win]

The last time I can remember is when I had this girl I just banged in the passenger seat of my car. She was in the middle of one of her senseless ramblings I'm sure she felt was infinitely important, pantomiming furious motions with her hands when her hand collided with the passenger window with a thud that sounded like a bird just tried to Don Qixoute my window.

I busted up laughing and remarked 'Darling, just because you can see through it, doesn't mean it isn't there'

She shot daggers at me the rest of the ride.

[Gator_McKlusky]

(06-05-2013 07:19 PM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

(06-05-2013 06:21 PM)Gator_McKlusky Wrote:  

(06-05-2013 05:39 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  

I really don't understand why some people here conclude that all women are stupid, boring, lack humor, can't make decisions etc.

Because much of the manosphere is filled with bitter, butthurt, beta men-children who take life too seriously. They are insecure and make up for it by tagging all women as evil serpents with tits. Hell, they even adopted the phrase "red pill" from a shitty pseudo intellectual movie that only 15 years old basement dwellers like.

Game is good and learning how to interact with and score women is good, but it is just a game, not a war.

I agree lots of guys are pissed off, but The Matrix ( the original, first one only.) is a far more creative work of art than _anything_ have ever seen on a blog about dating or men-women relationships. There was really no movie like The Matrix, it is completely original; maybe not in precise philosophical premises , but in its totality. If you disagree, please feel free present what you think is its equal or better.

2001 A Space Odyssey. I would much prefer the phrase "finding the monolith" to "swallowing the red pill." (Actually, both kinda sound a gay.)

Keanu Reeves is just such a horrible actor that he ruins every movie that he is not playing a dumb stoner in. The plot was scrambled mess of toe deep religion mixed with Plato's cave. And sorry, but those fight scenes don't hold up and it should be shunned for popularizing the whole slow motion effect.

[Hades]

To be honest I don't know.
Every time a woman has made me laugh out loud I was usually drunk or drinking. Can't trust my own judgement in this respect. Even so I know two or three very funny women.

[Que enspastic]

yes, some women are funny.

most women are not though.

[Volk]

This one time this girl fell face first into a poodle. I just couldn't hold it.

[Gmac]

All the time. My girl does a lot of stupid stuff.

[Que enspastic]

ever seen the youtube video of the chick trying to reverse park her car? and some random guy gets her out of the driver's seat to park it for her. i laughed loudly.

[TigerMandingo]

On one or two occasions, tops. To be fair, very few guys have made me laugh out loud. I guess I just respond to a very specific type of humor.

[Suits]

Women NOT from the Anglosphere frequently get me laughing. Not all of them, but some have made a genuine effort to learn how to be funny.

[Redwood]

Yes. There are some women that can be funny. Everything's not black and white.

[Beyond Borders]

This question is crazy to me.

Not sure if serious.

I seriously sympathize with the relationship some of you guys have with women. I've been laughing with and at them my entire life. At times so hard my stomach hurt, just as I have with guy friends. If you haven't, I suspect the problem is not a female one but lies somewhere within.

[britchard]

I have laughed with them, but the usual difference is that we"re laughing at something else, whereas with my friends it's at something one of us has said.

I do think men are just funnier, this probably because (nowadays) we are just happier and more friendly than women.

[LeightonBlackstock]

Hell yeah

Thai girls can be pretty funny actually, I think it's partly because they're not prudes when it comes to sex.

In Britain, two of the girls in our university social group were genuinely funny. They were such bitches but it was done hilariously. We all used to take the piss out of weird people in our halls, their impressions/nicknames were amongst the funniest

[Chaos]

Ha. Yeah last night it happened last time.

I attended a xmas dinner with some friends I haven't seen in years.
The dinner had barely begun before one girl whipped out her phone and started to show me pictures of her single friends in try of being a matchmaker.

" Is this girl good enough looking for you?"

"She likes to party and travel and she would 100% love to come with you on your trip to the Philippines, you would have a great time"

[eradicator]

"There was really no movie like The Matrix, it is completely original; maybe not in precise philosophical premises , but in its totality. If you disagree, please feel free present what you think is its equal or better."

While the matrix was a good film, it stole everything from ghost in the shell. Everything.

And I laugh with women all the time

[MY DETROIT PLAYAS]

Of course

Been fortunate enough to establish a running comedy dialogue with many woman, which makes things interesting as we weave in and out of each other's lives over the course of years

A lot of my inner chuckles are unintentional on their part

[Sebastian]

You just told us you never had connection with women.

[General Mayhem]

If you can't laugh with women you are missing the point. Girls are fucking hilarious, especially the feminine ones.

[one-two]

[DJ-Matt]

^ Would bang hard.

[Americas]

All the time.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

Seriously? Anybody can come up with a bon mot in the moment. An impromptu quip. A zany zinger. Yeah, men are more likely to come up with the most subtle humor of the ages, like in Cannonball Run. Still, you wonder if anyone has *ever* laughed out loud at something a woman said? Come on!!!1!

[Kamikaze]

I understand where the question is coming from. The fact that women are generally not as funny as men has been beaten to death. It's absolutely true in my experience. More guys are generally trying to look for ways to be funny, and the ceiling for humor has historically been way higher for men than women. There's just little incentive for a pretty woman to develop her funny muscle.

What's funny is normally unexpected. You gotta think differently. Girls generally don't push boundaries enough to be considered hilarious. They can get me to chuckle and laugh unintentionally, sure, but to truly surprise me and catch me off guard, intentionally? Very rare.

I've only met one two girls who were legitimately funny, but was only in a relationship with one. I'll oblige the OP and describe what she said and did. Two times stood out.

1. This was in the early stages of a long-term relationship. Area code score 7.5-1-7.5. Very proper, always nicely dressed and well-kept. Also very smart, A-type. Juicy titties and ass. Decent trophy, if I may say so myself.

We were in my new car, one of the first few rides I had given her, although we'd been together for a few months. We were getting back from a dancing outing, but it was still daylight. Basically, she was in a good mood, endorphins rushing from the dancing, car, and the dicking she was about to get as soon as we got to my place.

I proceed to put on some music from my iPod. An uptempo Portuguese song comes up. She starts singing gibberish in whatever Portuguese sounds like to a person who only knows English, which always got a chuckle from me. Kind of like the way a little girl might sing to songs on the radio.

So she's 'singing' incoherently as I'm driving. She then takes her perky C-cup tits out, in broad daylight, and cups them and shakes them while near screaming Portuguese gibberish. I almost drove onto oncoming traffic from simultaneously laughing and ogling that prime juicy sweater meat.

Humor recognized.

2. We were at a party with some of her coworkers. The topic somehow steered to Louis CK and his no-holds-barred stand-up. I told them I thought he went too far with one joke, and proceeded to tell them about the bit he does where he walks into a room to find his four year old daughter on the floor maniacally gaping her vagina (30 second clip).

The whole group chuckled, which was unexpected, so I guess the joke was funnier than I thought.

Anyway, one night a few weeks after the party, we had just got done banging. She gets up to go get some water on a table across the bed. I watch her and take in her juicy titties and ass in the dim lighting. I say, basking in the afterglow of a good nut,

"Goddamn you look good."

She looks at me. Doesn't even crack a smile. She then hunches over, sticks her tongue out, and eyes bulging starts screaming 'Aaaahhhh!!!!' and, you guessed it, gaping her pussy. Never had she been more beautiful.

Humor really recognized.

_______

Girls can be funny, but it's rare. This girl grew up in a big city where her cute looks were... pedestrian. She also grew up with a hilarious and really quirky father and older brother. I still laugh with and at girls all the time, I enjoy their flighty company. But let's face reality... I have tried to sit through female stand-up, the likes of Sarah Silverman, Wanda Sykes, Chelsea Peretti, Lisa fucking Lampanelli... and I always regret my decision. They're simply not on par with the heavyweights.

My favorite female stand-up is actually Maria Bamford:



WB multiple times. She does a lot of voices, so the role play would be great.

Otherwise, Patrice said it best.

Women rarely get men to emotionally invest in them because of their humor. Just leave that to us ugly motherfuckers.

[Sebastian]

I don't know why people are responding to this useless thread.

I figured out right away. look at his other threads and see what kind of questions he has asked.

[Dusty]

(12-26-2014 05:50 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

^ Would bang hard.

Would bang too. Nice body. But she's not the least bit funny.