[Valhalla]

Did you guys end up going out yet, updates?

[Tuthmosis]

Just read this thread.

[soup]

You guys can make fun, but this chick has been texting me like a wife ever since I texted her that I have a big dick.

I'm going to hit, and do it more than once probably.

Someone should make a t-shirt saying the sentiments in this thread.

I'll tell you right now that if she shows up and she's out of shape/fat tmrw, I will drop all gold that I own in the world-goin-end folder.

I have to say, I feel like you guys are making fun of my girlfriend.

If you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't make all these comments about her arms.

[Doulos2Game]

(06-07-2013 04:19 AM)soup Wrote:  

You guys can make fun, but this chick has been texting me like a wife ever since I texted her that I have a big dick.

I'm going to hit, and do it more than once probably.

Someone should make a t-shirt saying the sentiments in this thread.

I'll tell you right now that if she shows up and she's out of shape/fat tmrw, I will drop all gold that I own in the world-goin-end folder.

I have to say, I feel like you guys are making fun of my girlfriend.

If you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't make all these comments about her arms.

I want to know in what world you're in at the moment, so I never visit.

[pants]

there's two questions you need to ask yourself ;

are you in to fisting ?

can she make a sandwich with just one hand ?

[Lamborghini]

Two or three days ago she was just an unknown girl online hiding her hand and today she is your serious girlfriend???
come on, Cant be serious with this.
Stop whining, take it easy and enjoy her pussy

[Lamborghini]

You guys can make fun, but this chick has been texting me like a wife ever since I texted her that I have a big dick.

I'm going to hit, and do it more than once probably.

Someone should make a t-shirt saying the sentiments in this thread.

I'll tell you right now that if she shows up and she's out of shape/fat tmrw, I will drop all gold that I own in the world-goin-end folder.

I have to say, I feel like you guys are making fun of my girlfriend.

If you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't make all these comments about her arms.

Ok, ok .....ist a joke? Explain This:but this chick has been texting me like a wife ever since I texted her that I have a big dick.

[Menace]

soup is being sarcastic guys...come on.

[Matt3B]

Haha! Some of you getting whooshed big time then.

[soup]

All jokes aside, I am going to meet up with this girl and get see what she can do with that one arm.

She probably won't let me see it.

I'm going to make her come meet me right now.

[Que enspastic]

this thread...

[FretDancer]

(06-07-2013 09:14 AM)Lamborghini Wrote:  

Two or three days ago she was just an unknown girl online hiding her hand and today she is your serious girlfriend???
come on, Cant be serious with this.
Stop whining, take it easy and enjoy her pussy

Man, it seems you really need some sarcasm tags on other member's posts.

(06-07-2013 10:43 AM)soup Wrote:  

All jokes aside, I am going to meet up with this girl and get see what she can do with that one arm.

She probably won't let me see it.

I'm going to make her come meet me right now.

Haha, can't wait for this.

[Sonsowey]

Soup are you in NYC? A one armed girl came onto me once but in person it just grossed me out. She had her arm up till the elbow and a plastic thing shaped like a forearm hand attached, she just kept it at her side. Dirty blonde, 6ish, thin, mayb 5'7" give or take.

I was gonna go for it but honestly seeing it in real life was a complete turnoff

[soup]

(06-07-2013 12:29 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

Soup are you in NYC? A one armed girl came onto me once but in person it just grossed me out. She had her arm up till the elbow and a plastic thing shaped like a forearm hand attached, she just kept it at her side. Dirty blonde, 6ish, thin, mayb 5'7" give or take.

I was gonna go for it but honestly seeing it in real life was a complete turnoff

Where was she from?

[Doulos2Game]

This thread got me feeling like this right now.

You know that I am expecting you to bang her considering the numbers you have put up this year. You have to live up to your potential. If not one weeks ban.

[AneroidOcean]

Does this mean you can't get two handsy?

[soup]

She seemed like very interested, and all of a sudden she's freezing me out today. I'd be that either her phone is busted or she's read this thread.

[Doulos2Game]

(06-04-2013 11:27 AM)soup Wrote:  

Ok.

The Die has been cast.

The heavens are churning.

Upon this forum there will be delivered a one-armed notch.

[FourToTheFloor]

I bet you have to have a disarming personality to get with this chick.

[WesternCancer]

(06-07-2013 04:36 PM)FourToTheFloor Wrote:  

I bet you have to have a disarming personality to get with this chick.

Soup is very handy when it comes to game, I'm sure he can take her down single-handedly.

oh, and Soup, I'm sure her playing hard to get is some 'armless girl game mate.

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

Soup, disabled chicks are usually very nice, I remember screwing a mute girl, and I wish I could find another one.

[Pacesetter20]

(06-07-2013 03:47 PM)soup Wrote:  

She seemed like very interested, and all of a sudden she's freezing me out today. I'd be that either her phone is busted or she's read this thread.

[soup]

I thought I was armed with the best game for this chick..

[WesternCancer]

Don't let it stump you man, you could probably do it with one arm behind your back.

[slothpiece]

They say women don't like letting go of one branch until they have a firm grasp on the next. But this one case in particular seems separate and uncommon on its own.