[Benoit]

OK Cupid, the gift that keeps on giving.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

"Unique"


"dropped out of school cuz i dont need dat shyt"


Male or female?

[TheBlackNarwhal]

[Screwston]

At least they don't care what other people think about them. Not many people can say that.

[gamepadawan]

(05-30-2013 11:39 PM)houston Wrote:  

At least they don't care what other people think about them. Not many people can say that.

are you a closet juggalo?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Wow that's disturbing.

[Benoit]

(05-30-2013 11:39 PM)houston Wrote:  

At least they don't care what other people think about them. Not many people can say that.

Paint face like a clown = alpha? Peacocking to the max.

[JimNortonFan]

DSL on #2?

[JayRock604]

"I don't follow trends"
Identifies as a juggalo...

[Bacchus]

I know juggalos are the lowest rung of society and often disgustingly so, but would you bang the girl on the left?

Juggalo girls can't be too hard. Have all your teeth and a job you're suddenly the alpha among the crowd. Insert Florida joke here. The problem, I would suspect, is finding the attractive ones among the sea of meth-addled faces and bloated bodies. I'm half expecting someone to come forward with a Juggalo Game thread soon.

[Samseau]

(05-31-2013 05:48 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  



I know juggalos are the lowest rung of society and often disgustingly so, but would you bang the girl on the left?

Juggalo girls can't be too hard. Have all your teeth and a job you're suddenly the alpha among the crowd. Insert Florida joke here. The problem, I would suspect, is finding the attractive ones among the sea of meth-addled faces and bloated bodies. I'm half expecting someone to come forward with a Juggalo Game thread soon.

It would also be hard to find acceptance from her peers. Approach that girl and you're gonna get cockblocked hardcore.

[Wutang]

It's a good thing smell-o-vision hasn't been implemented on computer monitors yet.

[JimNortonFan]

Humans build hierarchies.

If you can't ascend to the top of one, go to another.

Hipster
Juggalo
Wannabe gangsta
Emo
Covered in tattoos

It's all the same thing.

[JimNortonFan]

http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_j...-40152583/


Guys, this link is NSFW.

Also, you need to have eye bleach and one of those bags they have on airplanes to hold vomit.

Pic 11 right center could feed quite a few younguns though.

Ok, ok, I'm writing this post as I scroll through more pics. OMFG this is just gross. I am so glad I was cute when I was young and I didn't have to even think about resorting to anything below a 5.

Pic 50 isn't as wretched as the others.

Is that a herpes sore marring an otherwise ok #89?

Why do I want to finish scrolling? Why did I look under the blanket at the scene of the motorcycle accident as I drove by when the cop was adjusting it? I just did for some reason.

Ok, I'm done scrolling. Someone needs to find a cure for NPD and attention whoring or we need to nuke it from orbit to be sure.

[aphelion]

I was going to come into this thread to talk about how I would wash those girls' face with a washcloth and proceed to smash both of them. But then I realized that I chimed in on a lot of threads with a 'yea I'd hit that' and then offered little more of substance than that.

So.

I will say without reservation that I've been to a ton of ICP concerts and they're almost always the most fun you can possibly have at a concert. There's a weird sort of mutual love situation going on in the crowd that you don't get anywhere else - their music continually espouses 'juggalo family' and acceptance. Sure, there's tons of fat chicks, losers, druggies, whatever - but there's also hardly ANY fights EVER, you never get any dirty looks, people will pass you whatever you need. People just go there and automatically love each other, and you don't really get that from any other band out there.

And their stage show is a riot. They're consummate performers. The backdrops are always elaborate and crazy. Their producer Mike E. Clark has a knack for writing hooks and so the songs are generally pretty boppy and fun even if you don't listen to their music much. Between verses they punt open 2-liter bottles of cheap soda onto the crowd, or spray themselves off with it, or pour it onto juggalo heads in the front row. Leave your smartphones at home 'cause they're gonna get soaked.

But, yeah, card the girls if you hook up there..

[Pyre]

some of those juggalettes are smokin!

It was actaully just the 14th annual gather of the juggalos. Id love to go one yr haha

[Suits]

(08-14-2013 02:36 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  

http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_j...-40152583/


Guys, this link is NSFW.

Also, you need to have eye bleach and one of those bags they have on airplanes to hold vomit.

Pic 11 right center could feed quite a few younguns though.

Ok, ok, I'm writing this post as I scroll through more pics. OMFG this is just gross. I am so glad I was cute when I was young and I didn't have to even think about resorting to anything below a 5.

Pic 50 isn't as wretched as the others.

Is that a herpes sore marring an otherwise ok #89?

Why do I want to finish scrolling? Why did I look under the blanket at the scene of the motorcycle accident as I drove by when the cop was adjusting it? I just did for some reason.

Ok, I'm done scrolling. Someone needs to find a cure for NPD and attention whoring or we need to nuke it from orbit to be sure.

Ahhhh. My eyes! Such horror!




Hey, some of those freaks are totally bangable.

Unfortunately, there are a number 50% in the mix who a simple viewing of has pushed me the direction of suicide.

I'm going to pledge to never drink again to avoid a beer goggles incident with any one of the aforementioned suicide inspirers.

[WanderingSoul]

Not gonna lie, I think it would be impossible for a group of RVF guys to have a bad time at the gathering of the juggalos. That place would be sensory overload. Kind of like a gruesome traffic accident, but you can't stop looking. So much ridiculousness and hilarity rolled up into clown faces. Throw in some good drugs and booze and I think it would be a hell of a time. Probably much less prude white chicks pretending to be hippies for a week like you get at Burning Man also.

[The Beast1]

I'd be down to go to a festival like this.

Anyone have any names?

Also, is henna a good fake for tatoos?

[Suits]

(08-15-2013 02:00 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Not gonna lie, I think it would be impossible for a group of RVF guys to have a bad time at the gathering of the juggalos. That place would be sensory overload. Kind of like a gruesome traffic accident, but you can't stop looking. So much ridiculousness and hilarity rolled up into clown faces. Throw in some good drugs and booze and I think it would be a hell of a time. Probably much less prude white chicks pretending to be hippies for a week like you get at Burning Man also.

Definitely a good opportunity for blackout game.

[void]

hilarious. the festival pics look interesting though

[AntiTrace]

I've spent some time in the juggalo circles in high school smoking and selling weed or whatever else I could get my hands on.

Most of them come from broken homes and because of this they latch onto the scene to feel like they belong to something. From my experience, they don't care if you fit the mold or are even into the juggalo scene. I sure as hell didn't. They just want to get fucked and have fun.

Most of the guys have weak game and the few attractive chicks can be seriously DTF. They are fun as hell to party with, that is for sure.

edit - I'd hit up a festival for sure. Your biggest competition is probably a manager at Taco Bell.

[A War You Cannot Win]

Don't they make some disgusting man made lake at every gathering called Lake Hepatitis?

[el mechanico]

This is the first I'm hearing about this so I took it to youtube..

Juggalos are wiggers?

[WesternCancer]

(08-15-2013 02:09 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

This is the first I'm hearing about this so I took it to youtube..

Juggalos are wiggers?

They're wiggers who dress up like clowns... actual clowns.

[Parlay44]

Believe it or not they're not all disgusting pigs.

Here's some pics for you to FAP over.

http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/th...w-40152583