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04-10-2013, 10:17 PM
Lol. What a pussy.
EVERY man should use "calm down."
I like the ol staple: "calm down, you're acting like a little baby."
They need to be reminded of just how crazy and childish they often are.
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04-10-2013, 10:21 PM
"suck it."
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04-10-2013, 10:30 PM
It's good advice if you never want to get her wet, and ensure that she'll look to get her buttons pushed elsewhere.
A good variation of "calm down" is:
"Calm the fuck down. I know that acting up like this gets you everywhere in other parts of your life, and with ex boyfriends too, but not with me. If you want me to take you seriously then you can tell me what's wrong like an adult, and then we'll talk. Otherwise, get the hell outta here and *maybe* I'll talk to you later."
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04-10-2013, 10:49 PM
Haha I used to piss off my sister by telling her "caaaalm down, caaaalm down" in a really patronizing tone.
I sorta agree with the article. Telling a girl to calm down doesn't really work. The safest move when a girl is upset is to get away for a bit. By trying to get involved with her negative motions, you'll probably prolong them, and even make her associate them with you. You are the oak tree, you don't bend to her every little tantrum.
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04-10-2013, 10:58 PM
I usually sigh and say, "Please be quiet". That really sets them off.
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04-10-2013, 10:59 PM
Two word's that don't come out of my mouth: "I'm sorry".
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04-10-2013, 11:49 PM
Painful to watch
I know of one failed marriage proposal personally...dude I went to university with and always saw marriage as the end game. He got rejected by the girl while on holiday.
Years later he finally got married to a different broad. Im not sure if the marriage was the cause, but he sadly commited suicide a year into the marriage, jumping off a balcony. Brutal
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04-10-2013, 11:55 PM
I also knew a guy from the service... Hung himself in his garage last weekend. Cancer + Divorce.
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04-11-2013, 03:26 AM
Well the guy is right. Calm down doesn't work, just gets em more riled up. Why stoke the fire if you can walk away and go to the pub.
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04-11-2013, 04:23 AM
... "pretty please"
should come out:
"let's go"
"turn around"
"bend over"
"come here"
"sleep time"
"keep quiet"
"get out"
"grab me a beer"
"what time is dinner"
... ... ...
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04-11-2013, 06:01 AM
It's always a good opportunity to practice your language skills, "Chica, tranquila. . ."
It shows how seriously you take her.
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04-11-2013, 11:06 AM
"You done?"
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04-11-2013, 11:18 AM
To play a quick devil's advocate, here: one of the scenarios mentioned by the article is valid. If a woman is actually trying to make a point, saying "calm down" is just douchey. If she's just being irrational/crazy than yeah, whatever.
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04-11-2013, 11:32 AM
How about 2 words a man should do--agree and amplify.
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04-11-2013, 12:05 PM
Calm down is still wak to say I just don't like the vibe of the article. Like men should tip toe around a bitch.
Agree and amplify for life.
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04-11-2013, 12:08 PM
"You're right"
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04-11-2013, 01:54 PM
Quote: (04-11-2013 06:01 AM)tjuan Wrote:
It's always a good opportunity to practice your language skills, "Chica, tranquila. . ."
It shows how seriously you take her.
Hahaha... awesome. If girl is spanish/mexican I like to say "Calma" in a loud voice caaaaalma... then "chica, relajarse!!!" Get's them kinda flustered and they try to explain themselves.. "I'm calm, but .... blah blah blah"
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