Here's Eva Longoria on the beach in Rio. Here's what some clown in the media wrote about her:
Us Weekly
Eva Longoria is taking a much-needed vacation! The busy actress hit the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on March 10 to enjoy a little fun in the sun.
Longoria, 37, got comfortable on a reclining chair to do some tanning in a little orange and white string bikini that showed off her curves.
"Hello Rio de Janeiro! Guess which famous beach I'm on right now!" she tweeted Saturday with a photo of the beautiful scenery.
The beach babe also enjoyed a little sight-seeing during her vacation, writing March 10, "Visited the Cristo Rendentor in Rio today! So beautiful, a sight to remember!" (Kim Kardashian posed in a similar shot while on vacation Feb. 9.)
How does Longoria stay in such great shape? In February, Longoria, a spokeswoman for Lay's Potato Chips "Do Us a Flavor" competition, told Yahoo's omg!, "I actually do have a good diet aside from the chips. I do diet and exercise. Some people think you can do one or the other, but it really goes hand in hand."
The "Desperate Housewives" actress, who celebrated the opening of her second restaurant, SHe, in Las Vegas in early February, is now gearing up for the March 26 premiere her reality show, "Ready for Love." Longoria is the producer of the NBC dating series, and Giuliana and Bill Rancic will act as hosts. The ex-wife of Tony Parker told E! News, "It's the most authentic love story ever to unfold on television."
What curves? That looks like a GUT starting to grow. Longoria is tiny, so she's hardly in great shape here. She's always been a bit overrated in my book, but she's at least had a tight body, and she's cute in the face when she's done up. I don't know what pic Us Weekly was looking at, but it ain't this one.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."