[Timoteo]

   

Here's Eva Longoria on the beach in Rio. Here's what some clown in the media wrote about her:

Us Weekly

Eva Longoria is taking a much-needed vacation! The busy actress hit the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on March 10 to enjoy a little fun in the sun.

Longoria, 37, got comfortable on a reclining chair to do some tanning in a little orange and white string bikini that showed off her curves.

"Hello Rio de Janeiro! Guess which famous beach I'm on right now!" she tweeted Saturday with a photo of the beautiful scenery.

The beach babe also enjoyed a little sight-seeing during her vacation, writing March 10, "Visited the Cristo Rendentor in Rio today! So beautiful, a sight to remember!" (Kim Kardashian posed in a similar shot while on vacation Feb. 9.)

How does Longoria stay in such great shape? In February, Longoria, a spokeswoman for Lay's Potato Chips "Do Us a Flavor" competition, told Yahoo's omg!, "I actually do have a good diet aside from the chips. I do diet and exercise. Some people think you can do one or the other, but it really goes hand in hand."

The "Desperate Housewives" actress, who celebrated the opening of her second restaurant, SHe, in Las Vegas in early February, is now gearing up for the March 26 premiere her reality show, "Ready for Love." Longoria is the producer of the NBC dating series, and Giuliana and Bill Rancic will act as hosts. The ex-wife of Tony Parker told E! News, "It's the most authentic love story ever to unfold on television."


What curves? That looks like a GUT starting to grow. Longoria is tiny, so she's hardly in great shape here. She's always been a bit overrated in my book, but she's at least had a tight body, and she's cute in the face when she's done up. I don't know what pic Us Weekly was looking at, but it ain't this one.

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The only curves she's showing off in this picture are on her belly

[GameTheory]

ohhhhhhhhhh no-o-o-o-o-oooooooooo !!!!

[Kickb]

Too many floutas

[philly22]

Damn I have always liked Eva but looks like the wall got her. Solid 36 year run though

[Vacancier Permanent]

Never saw what the fuss was really about her. She was an average latina at best, what made her look good was the money she had access to. Other than that, nothing than an overly spoilt bitch. In that pic, even the ugly faveladas are hotter than her.

[Tuthmosis]

(03-11-2013 10:04 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

Never saw what the fuss was really about her. She was an average latina at best, what made her look good was the money she had access to. Other than that, nothing than an overly spoilt bitch. In that pic, even the ugly faveladas are hotter than her.

Agreed. Overrated to the max. If she hadn't fallen from the headlines lately, she would have made my list.

[Timoteo]

Longoria has become a bit of a pump 'n dump in celeb circles. After Tony Parker had enough, Penelope Cruz's brother Eduardo was banging it. Then Jets QB Mark Sanchez hit for a minute and sent her on her way. She can still get it if she keeps it tight, but no one is going to wife that up anymore. She's one of those chicks dudes will chill with until something hotter comes along...

[kdolo]

she's 37 - that says it all.

Only good for pumps and dumps - can you imagine riding the cock carousel for 2 decades... ?

[TheBMan]

it never ceases to amaze me what make up can do to a woman

[liberman]

(03-11-2013 10:39 PM)TheBMan Wrote:  

it never ceases to amaze me what make up can do to a woman

She has got makeup on in this photo but at 37 she now needs makeup, lighting and photoshop to look reasonably attractive.

[Timoteo]

These bikini pics of her are nice. She's got a nice body for such a petite chick. But she HAS to keep herself tight. But you can also see the difference in her without make-up, and with it. I've seen some pretty bad close-ups of her without make-up, and it's a drastic difference when she's done up.

   
   
   

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[vinman]

FUPA. Fat Upper Pussy Area. Maybe too many Doritos?

[GenJx]

(03-11-2013 11:06 PM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  

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[Tuthmosis]

(03-11-2013 11:06 PM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  

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[kbell]

Why is her mustache a different color?

[MKE-Ed]

Her stomach looks terrible. Her face is starting to show signs of serious wear and tear. The wall has caught up with her big time. That's too bad because she did look pretty good several years back. It was nice while it lasted.

[GenJx]

she looks like a pirate of the carribbean in that picture. captain jack sparrow

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(03-11-2013 11:26 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Is that a Roosh gif or my eyes deceive me?

[germanico]

(03-11-2013 11:27 PM)kbell Wrote:  

Why is her mustache a different color?

Dirty Sanchez?

[bojangles]

hare lip as f close frank calls it

[Kitsune]

The thing with smaller-framed women is that they have to keep in shape otherwise they end up looking like this. Her 'curvy' figure is basically too much over-hang.

In better news though, roosh being gif'ed is another step towards immortality and fame game for him.

[esperar]

I'm so glad I'm a man, I don't need to worry about any of this shit.

[Lemmo]

I didn't know women could be skinny fat.