I think a Rooshv Forum/Return of Kings retreat is in order. We need a castle:
With a cloister for meditative moments:
With motherfucking groin vaults:
A spacious, tapestry festooned library with high ceiling and not too many books. (It's a retreat, you already read plenty.)
At least one tower, creeping vines:
Stately arcades for contemplative strolling:
A grand dining room of rough hewn logs waiting to be filled with jars of mead, huge legs of mutton, and lusty wench serving girls:
Fear not, this castle is currently for sale. Pool our resources, and it is ours:
Retreat for Kings
And what is missing? Of course, the degenerate hordes, outside the walls, peering up the battlements.
Not so!
This castle is in the hills of Berkeley, in the belly of the hambeasts, the last place they would look for us, and can be had for five million.