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Official forum role model: ARNOLD!
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Official Barbell Squat Instructional Video
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Official Race, Men's Division
Official Race, Women's Division
Official Cultural Appreciation Music Video
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I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
dupe
Hahaha damn you guys are coming up with some great ones.
Yeah I was grilling poolside last summer and some 6 approached me trying to get my attention and her line was something like, "What are you DOING over here? I've been waiting for you to come over and scratch my back all day long!"
BITCH, PLEASE
Yeah I was grilling poolside last summer and some 6 approached me trying to get my attention and her line was something like, "What are you DOING over here? I've been waiting for you to come over and scratch my back all day long!"
BITCH, PLEASE
Official Taco-Bell Game
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You sweat my style of game. Admit it Tuth ![[Image: lol.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/lol.gif)
Team Nachos
Quote: (02-09-2013 11:54 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:
You sweat my style of game. Admit it Tuth
I'll never know because you blue-balled me, and the rest of the forum, with only a small fraction of the approach.
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This is how I imagine the interaction went:Parlay: Is that your real name?
Lexus: Yeah.
Parlay: It's cute.
At that point it gets cut off. This is what happened after.
Parlay: It's a good name, but I would never drive a Lexus.
Lexus: Why not?
Parlay: Because my best friend was killed in a Lexus.
Lexus: Oh my god, really? What happened?
Parlay: He wasn't driving. He was parked, and was eating. He choked on a Double Cheesy Gordita.
Lexus: Hahahaha.
Parlay: Who named you, your mom or dad?
Lexus: My mom.
Parlay: Is your mom a stripper?
Lexus: What?!
Parlay: Just kidding. How did she decide on that name?
Lexus: She thought it was pretty.
Parlay: Hey, let me ask you opinion on something.
Lexus: Okay.
Parlay: Do you think I should braid my beautiful long hair or wear it loose like this?
Lexus: I think it looks good like that.
Etc. Etc.
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Official non-animated TV show
@Tuth
Hell I must be doing something right. I'm 38 and I SNL'd a 25 year old Polish girl on Superbowl Sunday. Picked her up at the bar and brought her back to my place and did some very dirty things to her. I was dressed like a total scrub too. Dirty jeans, sneakers, hooded sweatshirt. I didn't even comb my hair that day. It was all scraggly looking. I'm just friendly. I guess I give off the right vibe.
Hell I must be doing something right. I'm 38 and I SNL'd a 25 year old Polish girl on Superbowl Sunday. Picked her up at the bar and brought her back to my place and did some very dirty things to her. I was dressed like a total scrub too. Dirty jeans, sneakers, hooded sweatshirt. I didn't even comb my hair that day. It was all scraggly looking. I'm just friendly. I guess I give off the right vibe.
Team Nachos
Quote: (02-10-2013 12:17 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:
Hell I must be doing something right. I'm 38 and I SNL'd a 25 year old Polish girl on Superbowl Sunday. Picked her up at the bar and brought her back to my place and did some very dirty things to her. I was dressed like a total scrub too. Dirty jeans, sneakers, hooded sweatshirt. I didn't even comb my hair that day. It was all scraggly looking. I'm just friendly. I guess I give off the right vibe.
I think you're looking for the forum lounge.
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Hey Basilransom, Ruphy are what the feminists would think is our official health supplement. The whole point of game is anti-ruphy I thought. I say that ACV is the official supplement.
Official Vice President:
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Official Music Video feat. Forum Member
Team Nachos
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I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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