The guys from the tuk tuk driver crew not even charging me for rides anymore. Fanning around the city with a slew of personal drivers for free. Pretty sweet!
Had a crazy moment in the club though. Having a couple beers with drivers and photo ops with a couple local cops, and then one driver took me across town to drop me off at this disco I'd never been to before. He refuses pay and then decides to come inside with me, assuring me first that I don't need to cover his beers. We go in for a while and it's dead as it's already late. I pay for the beers anyways, even against him insisting I don't, and then we hop on his bike and head off to another disco that stays open until four in the morning.
We're inside and driver buys this time - beers twice as expensive. Then, this big fat stocky bouncer I know comes to say hello at my table. I introduce him to my friend and then we get a glass and pour him a beer from our bucket. After he finishes his beer, he looks down at his glass, with this nasty grimace on his face, and then reaches into the ice to pull a cigarette butt out of his empty beer glass!
He then looks at the driver I'm with (who is smoking) and gives him this crazy glare, as if the guy put a cigarette butt in his beer to fuck with him, and then walks calmly to the bathroom to go throw up.
The driver is looking visibly shaken. He'd already told me he was iffy about this particular disco because of all the gangsters that hang out there. He keeps trying to explain and convince me that the cigarette butt wasn't his, going as far as to pull out his pack and show me how many he'd smoked, etc. I tell him I believe him. The bouncer is apparently very well-connected and we suddenly find ourselves in a bit of a pickle. He's in the bathroom forever throwing up and when he comes out we get him back over to the table to explain. He tells me no problem but won't even look at the driver or listen to anything he wants to say.
Driver is freaking out now. He says that it is not okay, that the bouncer is just saying that now but most likely when we walk outside is going to have some friends waiting for us out there - or, probably to be more precise, waiting for him. He wants to leave but at the same time is scared to. And his phone is at home.
So he has me leave to take a tuk tuk back to where all his buddies hang out so I can roust a couple to come sit outside in the beer garden and have some beers, on him, just so he can leave without incident, or at least have backup if something happens. I head across town and find these guys and tell them what is going on, and a few agree to come. We show back up and I go inside. The tuk tuk driver goes into the bathroom to take a leak and some guys talk some shit to him, telling him he's going to get it.
A couple of the other drivers come over to our table, both walking from different directions, acting like they're nonchalantley stopping by (though it seemed pretty obvious), to check in and see what's up. They start talking in hushed tones, getting the lowdown and deciding what to do. Making a big production.
At this point, I say fuck all this nonsense, I go buy a bottle of beer, leaving it unopened, and walk across the room to find the bouncer and give it to him, shaking his hand and apologizing again. Saying it's an accident, though not sure if he understood.
Then I go back to the table. I go to take a piss and when I come back out the bouncer is sitting there at the table shaking the driver's hand and turns to shake mine again, saying "No problem." Judging by the look on his face, he seems sincere.
Seems like problem is solved. We go outside to join the other guys at the table and commence with the night. First world solution to third world problem.
Got in another arm-wrestling match again too - this time in the men's room. LOL Walked in to take a piss and this Cambodian guy in a tanktop is flexing in front of the mirror. Decent-sized guy for a Cambodian but not nearly as big as the last guy - definitely a lifter though. Very cut.
I show him how flabby my arms are and challenge him to an arm-wrestling match right there on the sink - proceed to beat him like he's a 10-year-old. These guys need better steroids out here; I'm not
that strong. haha He was good-natured about it - everyone in the bathroom was just laughing there ass off the whole time. Good stuff.
Here's a funny one. The girls that hang out in the late night backpacker bars are so tasteless even tuk tuk drivers can't stomach them. After causing ruckus all night we were on the way back to my room and I had the two drivers I was hanging out with swing me by easy-shoring bar. We're halfway through our first beer and one whore is being obnoxious and flings some pieces of rice off her plate. Some lands on our table.
Tuk tuk drivers stand up and slam their beers and say, "Okay, we go."
That shit is funny. If a girl is so low-class even tuk tuk drivers, who are at the bottom rungs of society themselves, can't stand to be around them, well....do the math.
Saw the most gorgeous girl I've seen here yet last night. We were at this local spot that stays open all night and she walked by our table on her way out the door, all alone, to get on a motorbike taxi. I tried to say hello to her and she flat out ignored me. Okay, okay...respect...
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling