[Sasha_Pua]

Ohhhhh you thought it was a 3some and opened this thread! muahhaha suckers!!

Nah - coulda been maybe - but till an interesting one:

Here are the twins:




For this report, I’m going to refer to the girls as “BrownOwl (the Brunette) and BlondOwl (The Blonde) because they both have piercing grey owl eyes.


So, I’m in Glasgow central train station. I’m showing another pua type a few moves. There’s this cute girl walking along, striped shirt. Fairly hot, nice body too. It’s my first set of the day. I say to her “Hey, I don’t want to be weird or anything, but …….. (looked her up and down) …. “YOU LOOK AMAZING!!” (as I grab her)

Note: This is fun stuff me and Ace have been doing a lot of recently. Some whacky pre-frame… and then the opener. It’s a lot of fun.

Extra note: You can tell by their smile upon the opening if they’ll be OK with the grab. If they look sacred, it may not be a good idea. Use with caution!!)

She’s like “awww!!!” …. Then I joke around with her how I like to pickup girls by doing whacky shit in order to meet cute girls. I tell her some of my other wacky pickup lines and she’s laughing a lot…. At one point (needy voice) “Do you have a boyfriend??” and she’s like “YES”! and then I bow my head and exhale – like a defeated man. At this point, she understands I’m just entertaining myself and this is just one big joke. (Only Ace knows WTF I’m talking about.. basically you just exhale heavily and drop your shoulders…. And stare at the floor. Heh. It’s fucking brilliant if done right (and the girl gets it. This one's loving me!)

It’s kind of like we’re doing “lame game” where we’re retards on purpose. If ya know what I mean.


Anywho; after a bit of back and forth, she says “You know I have a twin sister – and she’s single!!”

Sasha “Is she as cool as you?”

“Yes”

Sasha “Is she as hot as you?”

“She's pretty hot”

Sasha “Right, give me her phone number right now. We’re going to have some fun!”

She gives me her sisters number… I call twice but she doesn’t answer. Apparently, she doesn’t answer if she doesn’t know who’s calling. I text her with “Pick up BlondTwin” and she just replies “who is this” …. SIGH.

So, BrownOwl says “Alright, I’ll call her…. You want the phone? (as it’s ringing)

Sasha “Yea, give it to me”

BlondOwl picks up….

Sasha “Yea girl, what’s up?”|

I explain to her the situation. She says

“Let me get this straight. You tried it on with my sister, but she’s got a boyfriend….and now she’s sending you over to me?

“Yep!”

“What makes you think you’d like me You've never even met me! (She says this in a Kinda shit testy voice)

“Well, if you’re half as cool as her, you’d still be pretty awesome!”

(Nice play by me there - that seems to have done the trick – it bigs up her sister, and put her into a place where she’s got to qualify to be as cool as her sister)

After that, she just opened up and was totally cool to chat with me. I ask her:

“Are you as cute as her too?”

BlondOwl “I’m way hotter”

“Oh really? Big claim. Tell you what: If you can tell me one awesome thing you’ve done recently… I’ll meet up with you for a drink”

She told me some lame stuff… and I let her know that it wasn’t enough. I said

“You dyed your hair purple?? Come on… that’s not crazy enough….”

BlondOwl “Look, you’re putting me on the spot! I can’t work under this pressure!!”

Sasha “Ok, you got my number. Text me or call me when you figure it out, and we’ll take it from there!”

She agrees.

I bid my farewell to HbBrownOwl….. I didn’t even ask for her number…. What was the point?

And, here come the texts:

HbBlondOwl:

“Ok! I went to dubai a few weeks ago for a holiday, got offered a job so I ditched my flight and stayed! I came back eventually though although u may have figured that out seen as u called me”

Sasha “Ok, that’s pretty cool. I’ve got a similar story I will tell you when we meet up. Glasgow central, tonight around 730?”

“Ha ok deal, but how do I know your not a crazy murderer?? Lol x”

“You won’t … but I promise that worst case scenario will be my hitting on you in an awkward matter (smiley) x”

She replies “Ok and my worst case scenario will be punching my sister for setting me up with a weirdo ”

“Haa… are you a good puncher? I don’t wanna be responsible for her getting beaten up … Meet me 715 am sitting at the café ritazza in Glasgow central station. I am the sexy man sitting with another brown almost as sexy man”

“Ha yea I’m a good puncher! Is that the pub in central or the one beside bk? My train gets in at 7.15. I have blonde hair so bet u won’t recognize me

“I will stand by the big clock, see you in a few”

So … just around that time my mate woody comes to grab one of the sandwiches off me ad he’s around the corner. Ah: Almost forgot – I’d befriended the girl that worked in the coffee shop… and at closing time she gave me a blueberry muffins, chocolate chip cookies, and a ham+cheese sandwich for free!! Awesome!!

“I shouldn’t be doing this” she said with a smile as she handed me the food

I replied “I know…. I don’t tell anyone, even if they torture me!”

Note: Make friends with the people who work the food shops. You can eat and drink for free easily enough!! They are SO bored of standing around… make ‘em smile and they will reward you with free eats … and they’re gratitude


Woody arrives right at 715… and I had a fun idea. I say to him “Listen, You go up to her, and you pretend you’re me. Just say the whole Canadian accent thing was a joke, and that you’re Scottish!!

Would have been hilarious – but the blonde twin walked straight up to me and recognized me from my long hair, and crazy trousers. Damn.

Would have been funny though!

Anywho: I grab her and we go to a wetherspoons for a drink. Classy.

She’s one of these “Direct” no BS kind of girls. In other words, she’s Scottish. They’re kind of like that up there. She’s got Bleached blond hair, nice outfit… pretty hot. Definitely as hot as her sister.

We sit down and she kinda tries to boss me around. First she tries to get me to go up to the counter and get the drinks. I tell her we’ll flip for it. I say “call it in the air” and flip the coin… it lands on the back of my hand and I put my other hand over it. At this point she was just expecting me to go and get the drinks… but I’ve turned into a game of chance instead of me just doing what she wants.

As the coin lands, I stare at her to call it - and she just stares at me. (frame war #1!) …. Then she accepts this is how it’s going down and says “heads” … We take a look… and it’s heads. (Frame war won!)

I sigh, get up and ask her what she wants. (Coin flip lost) lol

She asks what I’m having. I say I’ll probably have a cappucino, and she says she’ll have the same. I go over and joke around with the fellah behind the counter…. Then walk back with a sad face.

“They don’t have CAppucino’s to they?” she says

“Nope. I’m having tea. You want tea?”

“Nah, I hate tea. I change my mind anyways, I’ll have a smirnoff ice.”

I stare at her a moment…

Me “Nah, I don’t’ think so”

HbBlondowl “Why not?

Me “I only buy drinks for girl’s I’ve slept with”

Blond_Owl “I’ll have a soda and orange”

(Second frame war won)

Me (Suspicious look) “Yea ok”

I get the drinks and come back. We have a candid chat about her travels, and then get into the sex chat. I didn’t even need the cover of the question game. She was pretty up front about everything so I found no need to piss about. She’s fucked 3 guys in the last couple of years that she’s been single. She’s seeing this gym trainer who’s got a great body but it boring as shit. She’s trying to find a sexy guy. She doesn't date often.

Now, I’ll be honest. I wasn’t that into this girl. She had a very pretty face – but the personality just didn’t groove with me. There was nothing wrong with her, but I just like my girls a little bit more… girly. I like a feminine girl!

That being said, I still would have fucked her. I decided I had little to loose and thought I’d go suuuuuper direct with her.

Anywho; I was basically telling her that me and her are going to have an awesome time. Some noteworthy lines were

“Don’t fight it – you want it, I want it – let’s not fight the course of nature”

“You’re not going to do any better, let’s be honest”

“I promise it will be over quick! No wait… ”

“I’m hot, AND fun. What more could you as for?”

Basically her answer was “Not tonight!”

I asked “And why ever not?”|

“I’m not that horny tonight”

Well, she was honest. I’ll give her that much.

Hmm… Well, as it happened me and woody had to leave around 8.30 to try and get on this one comedy show, so I told her I had to meet my friend round the corner and she said “Let’s go”

We get over there and my pal woody is playing a bit of pool…. I ask the girl if she wants to come to the comedy show which is a bit out of town. She was kind of not sure - She was worried about getting back to hers after the trains finish. I didn’t think I was going to fuck her tonight… and there might be other girls at the show…. I figured I could hookup with her in the next couple of days. I say “No worries, we’ll chill in a day or two!” I walk her to the front of the bar and go for the kiss….. she says “not in front of these people!” .. so I take her outside and kiss her a bit there. She’s not a great kisser.

She goes to her train. I stand there for a minute and think “what the hell, I should just get her along and see what I can do from there. I call her.

“Look don’t be stupid. You know you want to come to the comedy show – if you miss your last train I’ll get my friend to give you a lift home.”

She says cool and that she’s coming back....

[Sasha_Pua]

Few minutes later she appears and says “My sister’s wants to come, she’s on her way!”

I ask “Is her boyfriend coming too?”

She said “They had a falling out!”

I ask “What… what happened?” … and she goes “Long story”



At this point, I thought “what a strange co-incidence… just after I meet her, she happens to break up with her boyfriend!”
(Can you guys see where this is going?
My brain went "Ah shit. Now the brunette is single and i've already moved on the blonde. Argggghhhh"

So, Me and woody has to leave right then to get to the gig, so we told her to grab her sister and meet us there later!

We go to the gig, and surely enough the girls arrive in time to catch my act. Woody went on and did his thing – we both did well.

After the comedy, Woody was sitting next to the Brunette and chatting away … I was sitting next to the blonde. I leave for a minute and come back, and he’s in “SuperWoody mode” which isn’t dissimilar to “Sasha comedy mode” lol

I’m standing there looking at the girls… and I know that I actually want the brunette… she just had a more relaxed vibe about her….and she’s into me.

I sit down next to woody and he takes the hint “I’ve got to go take a piss!” he says… and I take his seat next to Brownowl. She’s just giving me the “I want to fuck you eyes” ….

The whole time I’m thinking that 1) I want this girl way more than her sister and 2) Not only have I gone on a date with her sister – I’ve made out with her…. And gone direct on her! I’m thinking – Can I still hookup with the brunette? Surely they’ve discussed the situation amongst themselves… and if she’s up for it – it must be OK with her sister.

Anyways, after a couple mins of chat, I need to bring up all this shit.
I say to her “Shit, I like you both of you… ARG!! What a predicament!”
And she says “Well, you have to pick one….”


I bring up her breakup and how I was heartbroken when her sister said “Oh, Brownowl had a falling out with her boyfriend”

I was to her “I was like…….nooooooooo!!! Arrrghghhhhhhhhhh”

She loves it… and tells me how stupid she felt for hooking me up with her sister, and that it was a mistake passing me off to her.

Well, it’s fairly obvious it’s super on with her… Woody’s doing a great job chatting away with the blonde. At one point I suggest “Party at our house” and the blonde’s like “no way”

Fairly early after the show, the blonde was sort of making sounds like she wanted to go home… but the Brunette wasn’t having any of it. She was around for a reason…. I was pretty sure I could lay her that night. The only problem was – she’s with her sister!! arghh

Woody takes my cues perfectly and gets the blond around the other side of the bar by the exit…. I say to the Brunette “It’s so naughty…but I really want to kiss you!” and she just goes for it. ahhh… yes… nice sexy lips. We have some sexual chemistry!

As soon as we pull away she says "She didn't see did she?" and I reply "no.. she didn't...." (She hadn't... she was well positioned)

Eventually we go to the parking lot, and I see that BrownOwl drives this hot little mazda sportscar!! I’m like “holy shit, is that your car? It’s so cute!!”

Anyways – I know what I have to do. I say to her “Listen – you HAVE to take me for a ride in this car!”

She didn’t need any convincing. She says to her sister “I’m going to give Sasha a quick ride, I’ll be right back”

Her sister gave her dagger eyes…ooooh she didn’t like that!!

Anyways we go for a little drive… I say to her “God, I just want to drive off with you and go on an adventure!”

She’s says “Yea, I really want to do that too… but I’d totally be abandoning my sister. She would hate me!”

I said “Yea, that’s pretty bad”

In this moment….. I could get her to do anything. Blowjob in the car, run of with me (I’d get Woody to give the sister a lift home)… whatever

Here’s what went thru my head. First off, I just felt guilty as fuck trying it on with this girl after making out with her sister. Also I thought if I try and sleep with her and succeed, she’ll tell her sister who will then tell her I tried it on with her.

Furthermore – I thought If I try kidnap her tonight and something goes wrong (and I don’t sleep with her) her twin will tell her I already tried it on with her and it will blow me out.

Basically I’ve got something in my head where it’s wrong to fuck two girls, seperately, that are twins. I realize this may be flawed thinking. Why not sleep with them both, one – then the other? Or at the same time?

Anyways – I just said to her let’s leave it till Tuesday. We made out some more after re parking (her lead – risky cuz her sis was just in the other car with my mate) … but I think she didn’t give a fuck at this point.

I went home and thoughts of how I should have fucked her in the car dominated my head. If she now flakes (which was a real possibility) I’d have really felt like an idiot.

I spoke to David X over skype after this and he yelled at me. Apparently I broke rule #1 – STOP WORRYING WHAT SHE’S THINKING!

And it’s true. I’m way too much in my head still.

I recorded the call with dave… it's mainly him yelling at me cuz i'm a pussy. Really funny and insightful, i'll see if it's cool to stick up here for you guys.

TUESDAY:

So – I have her pick me up in her little car on Tuesday after her work. I have her completely clueless as to what we’re doing. That’s the best way. I told her to dress comfortably, and that’s it (well, and to bring a helmet… but that was just for fun)

I wanted to do something really fun I remembered Ace_Pua taught me. It’s his “Private stash” of awesome things to do on dates he keeps for clients – so I won’t tell you the exact details. But, it was the inspiration for what I did, which was this:

ME and woody went up to this amazing hill that has a view of the whole city. We brought with us a blanket/candles/thermos with tea/cookies/crackers/peanut butter …as well as a fist full of condoms and some pink fluffy handcuff’s. We set things up. She comes to grab me… and we try make our way there. Of course, I get us lost and we have to go back and have woody get in his car and lead the way there. (Classic)

Once we got there - I pretty much ran the script as planned. We’re walking up the hill… and I’m like “there it is! this most amazing view in Scotland… there is what I brought you out here for!” and she’s like “aha!”

But, as we get nearer I say to her “hey, what’s that over there?”

We get closer… and I’m like “what, someone’s left a picnic blanket out… and a thermos!” (I open it up) … “hey…. There’s tea in here, and it’s warm!”

She’s like “Hey, wait a minute… you…”

I keep going “Hey there’s a plastic bag here… let’s take a look inside…”

“Hey, look – there’s peanut butter and crackers! And some oreo cookies…and candles!!”

Then I brought a out a FISTFUL of condoms and said “Oh my god! Some dirty bastard thought he’d bring a girl up and pump her right here up on this hill!!”

She’s just giving me a shocked look at this point, lol

Then – the final punchline.

“wait – there’s….

She says “DID I JUST SEE HANDCUFFS??”

I bring them out – look at her – look at the pink fluffy handcuffs – and then I just put them back into the plastic bag.

BOOM!!!!!

She says “I can’t believe you did all this!!”

We munch a bit… and soon we see two *NEDS with their dogs – coming for us in a straight line. I’m like – what the fuck do these guys want? This one comes over and says “oh, it’s your stuff. We had a look thru it before, just to make sure someone hadn’t forgot a wallet or something, we’d have reported it to the police”

I’m just thinking “yeah…riiiighhhhtttt……”

He’s acting pretty weird and shit. He seems to want to know what’s going on. I tell him “It was all a windup – I set it up and brought her up here!” and he says “ah”

note: Neds are ultra low class/poor Scottish people. Imagine a homeless drunk guy, who’s not homeless. There you go …. Oh and with less teeth. Apologies to any Scottish readers

Well there you go. After that, we tried to sit and enjoy our tea but it was FUCKING FREEZING! We have tea and I reach for the orea cookies. I notice... could be be - I could have sworn there was two mini packs of oreo's. What?? THE NEDS STOLE MY OREO's!! hahaha .... She was shaking like she had parkinsons! Even with the blanket around us, it was no good. We retreat to the car.

THE CAR WAS AWESOME!! We warmed up and played the question game. We’d started it while on the hill and kept going. It’s funny, she was shy initially. “I can’t talk about myself” she said. But, once we started playing she had plenty to say.

After the relative warmth of the car, we went back to the hill to see the sunset.

We decide to stand and wrap the blanket around us. It’s still cold but not as bad as when we were sitting. I play the question game and she reveals some very interesting things indeed. Men are assholes. That’s all I’m saying.

After a while, we get in the car and we drive back to my friends house. We all have a quick chat, and then I drag her off. We continue playing the question game. The questions are getting very sexual at this point. She’s ok with telling me everything. She’s been with 11 guys and is 27. I take my time and slowly escalate as there’s no rush… I don’t expect there to be any resistance and there isn’t any.

We start the heavy kissing… shirt comes off, next shirt, bra…. I rub her crotch through her trousers and she breathes heavily. They come off… I finger her thru her panties, take the panties off and I finger her for a while. I ask her to tell me what feels better… and the dialogue beings. I’d mentioned to her before that communication is important and she heartily agreed. I got some pretty descent head after that… then said we should bring the party into the other room. Sex was alright… she told me she’s only come from sex twice!! Arghh….. I didn’t make her have one with my dick either – but, she had a semi intense orgams from my fingers.

After sex, I asked her a load of questions that I was curious about..

I asked about what she’d discussed with her sister – and her sister said she wasn’t that into me… that we had no chemistry! That’s a half truth… we had some, but not loads. She also told me how stupid she felt when she thought that her sister was out with me having a good time, and that she was completely unhappy with her boyfriend and she wishes it was her out with me.

That’s why she broke up with him – meeting me realized how much fun she could have with a guy – and that was the last straw. (Funny, because I suspected it was my fault when her sis said “oh, they had a falling out”) … this has happened recently before, where I girl I know posted on her facebook she wasn’t happy in her relationship right after hanging out with me. I suppose just showing a girl an awesome time really makes them question their relationship – if it’s not all that.

She also said the whole situation is weird because her and her sister never go for the same guys.


Anywho: I’ve learned some things after all this – especially after a chat with David X over skype. He gave me a chewing out because I was worried about what the women thought, breaking his rule #1. I mean – I don’t care WTF people think when I chat girls up on the street, or on a bus. Why would I care what a girl thinks on a date? Or her sister? Surely that’s less pressure than sitting on a packed subway carriage while chatting up a girl in front of everyone? And yet… That doesn’t worry me at all.

How strange.

Anyways, I hope to change that about myself – and I hope to be more direct with girls. I do still worry about that they’re thinking – and it’s a waste of time and energy. I’m still trying to figure out, when is the time to unleash that level of sexual honesty? Dave would say right away – but I’m still not sure. Probably because I’m worried what they’re thinking

Anywho: I know Dave might have fucked them both – or at least tried. But, I dunno – the prevalent thought in my head really wasn’t “let’s have a 3some with these twins” …. Though it would have made a great story. When I saw the brunette in the train station – I just wanted her. I was into her…And she was into me. I thought she was hotter… she was cooler… and definitely a better kisser. If she was better in bed…. I guess I’ll probably never know…. And I’m ok with that.


Epilogue: Written a week after the LR.

Interviewing David X has created a “directness resurgence” in me… I really want to start being more sexually honest with girls about my intentions. Not just honest – unapologetic. I’m honest with girls in the Johnny Soporno way and this has been fairly successfully adapted into my game.

I.E “I don’t want to be your BF – we can be friends… and do whatever we want with each other”

“I’d never fuck you over, I’d fuck you over and over”

I explain to women that the whole idea of them being slutty for doing what they want is a load of fucking societal hogwash. They a lot of them agree with me. I believe it too, so it’s pretty easy to put across.

However: … Although it’s rapidly diminishing - I still seem to have this feeling of guilt related to sex. (Well, at least when it comes to fucking a girl and her sister – lol. Is that weird? Or maybe it would be weird if I didn’t? Actually – 2 sisters at once I’d be OK with. But, 1, and then the other – I couldn’t handle.

I mean – most non pua dudes would find idea of sleeping with one girl, and then her sister wrong. I mean – it’s fucked up. So is David X wrong? Or just a filthy fuck? Where’s the line between normality and a “limiting belief?” … or maybe it’s only wrong if you keep them from knowing about it. If you’re 100% ok with wanting to sleep with 2 women (who happen to be sisters) – and you’re open about it with then maybe it’s ok? Perhaps I was just worried THEY would think it’s wrong. But if I don’t – maybe they wouldn’t?

If you look at some of the shit I’ve done before – stuff I’m not considering fairly normal (pulling girls straight to my house from the streets) – most would consider it to be outside the realm of reality (at least, theirs) ….. I did too, but that’s just changed over time. So what I’m wondering – is this just another line to be crossed? Or am I just a gentleman?

Anyway, I put up the audio of Dave yelling at me, here’s the link if anyone wants to hear it:

http://www.sashapua.com/blog/david-x-bre...ns-lr.html

[Willy Wonka]

I wouldn't have a problem fucking a girl and then her sister. What's wrong with that? Whether they know or not, who cares...

[Rocco81]

I stopped reading halfway through...good start, didn't really need the play by play though.

Why did you say you were brown? You look like a white dude to me.

[Sasha_Pua]

Eh?? Nah Definitely not brown. Although, I am black where it counts...

BOOM!!

(05-11-2010 01:16 PM)Rocco81 Wrote:  

I stopped reading halfway through...good start, didn't really need the play by play though.

Why did you say you were brown? You look like a white dude to me.

[CJ]

“I only buy drinks for girl’s I’ve slept with”

Stealing that. Nice report.

[drymarro]

nice report. you need to stop worrying about what the girls think and stop feeling guilty though.

[CJ]

(07-01-2011 01:30 PM)drymarro Wrote:  

nice report. you need to stop worrying about what the girls think and stop feeling guilty though.

Err... why are you offering advice on a thread that hasn't had a new post in over a year and to a guy who has 6 posts and hasn't logged in since last September?

[Riker]

lol, sorry for 1 word post but that was funny cj