Ohhhhh you thought it was a 3some and opened this thread! muahhaha suckers!!
Nah - coulda been maybe - but till an interesting one:
Here are the twins:
For this report, I’m going to refer to the girls as “BrownOwl (the Brunette) and BlondOwl (The Blonde) because they both have piercing grey owl eyes.
So, I’m in Glasgow central train station. I’m showing another pua type a few moves. There’s this cute girl walking along, striped shirt. Fairly hot, nice body too. It’s my first set of the day. I say to her “Hey, I don’t want to be weird or anything, but …….. (looked her up and down) …. “YOU LOOK AMAZING!!” (as I grab her)
Note: This is fun stuff me and Ace have been doing a lot of recently. Some whacky pre-frame… and then the opener. It’s a lot of fun.
Extra note: You can tell by their smile upon the opening if they’ll be OK with the grab. If they look sacred, it may not be a good idea. Use with caution!!)
She’s like “awww!!!” …. Then I joke around with her how I like to pickup girls by doing whacky shit in order to meet cute girls. I tell her some of my other wacky pickup lines and she’s laughing a lot…. At one point (needy voice) “Do you have a boyfriend??” and she’s like “YES”! and then I bow my head and exhale – like a defeated man. At this point, she understands I’m just entertaining myself and this is just one big joke. (Only Ace knows WTF I’m talking about.. basically you just exhale heavily and drop your shoulders…. And stare at the floor. Heh. It’s fucking brilliant if done right (and the girl gets it. This one's loving me!)
It’s kind of like we’re doing “lame game” where we’re retards on purpose. If ya know what I mean.
Anywho; after a bit of back and forth, she says “You know I have a twin sister – and she’s single!!”
Sasha “Is she as cool as you?”
“Yes”
Sasha “Is she as hot as you?”
“She's pretty hot”
Sasha “Right, give me her phone number right now. We’re going to have some fun!”
She gives me her sisters number… I call twice but she doesn’t answer. Apparently, she doesn’t answer if she doesn’t know who’s calling. I text her with “Pick up BlondTwin” and she just replies “who is this” …. SIGH.
So, BrownOwl says “Alright, I’ll call her…. You want the phone? (as it’s ringing)
Sasha “Yea, give it to me”
BlondOwl picks up….
Sasha “Yea girl, what’s up?”|
I explain to her the situation. She says
“Let me get this straight. You tried it on with my sister, but she’s got a boyfriend….and now she’s sending you over to me?
“Yep!”
“What makes you think you’d like me You've never even met me! (She says this in a Kinda shit testy voice)
“Well, if you’re half as cool as her, you’d still be pretty awesome!”
(Nice play by me there - that seems to have done the trick – it bigs up her sister, and put her into a place where she’s got to qualify to be as cool as her sister)
After that, she just opened up and was totally cool to chat with me. I ask her:
“Are you as cute as her too?”
BlondOwl “I’m way hotter”
“Oh really? Big claim. Tell you what: If you can tell me one awesome thing you’ve done recently… I’ll meet up with you for a drink”
She told me some lame stuff… and I let her know that it wasn’t enough. I said
“You dyed your hair purple?? Come on… that’s not crazy enough….”
BlondOwl “Look, you’re putting me on the spot! I can’t work under this pressure!!”
Sasha “Ok, you got my number. Text me or call me when you figure it out, and we’ll take it from there!”
She agrees.
I bid my farewell to HbBrownOwl….. I didn’t even ask for her number…. What was the point?
And, here come the texts:
HbBlondOwl:
“Ok! I went to dubai a few weeks ago for a holiday, got offered a job so I ditched my flight and stayed! I came back eventually though although u may have figured that out seen as u called me”
Sasha “Ok, that’s pretty cool. I’ve got a similar story I will tell you when we meet up. Glasgow central, tonight around 730?”
“Ha ok deal, but how do I know your not a crazy murderer?? Lol x”
“You won’t … but I promise that worst case scenario will be my hitting on you in an awkward matter (smiley) x”
She replies “Ok and my worst case scenario will be punching my sister for setting me up with a weirdo ”
“Haa… are you a good puncher? I don’t wanna be responsible for her getting beaten up … Meet me 715 am sitting at the café ritazza in Glasgow central station. I am the sexy man sitting with another brown almost as sexy man”
“Ha yea I’m a good puncher! Is that the pub in central or the one beside bk? My train gets in at 7.15. I have blonde hair so bet u won’t recognize me
“I will stand by the big clock, see you in a few”
So … just around that time my mate woody comes to grab one of the sandwiches off me ad he’s around the corner. Ah: Almost forgot – I’d befriended the girl that worked in the coffee shop… and at closing time she gave me a blueberry muffins, chocolate chip cookies, and a ham+cheese sandwich for free!! Awesome!!
“I shouldn’t be doing this” she said with a smile as she handed me the food
I replied “I know…. I don’t tell anyone, even if they torture me!”
Note: Make friends with the people who work the food shops. You can eat and drink for free easily enough!! They are SO bored of standing around… make ‘em smile and they will reward you with free eats … and they’re gratitude
Woody arrives right at 715… and I had a fun idea. I say to him “Listen, You go up to her, and you pretend you’re me. Just say the whole Canadian accent thing was a joke, and that you’re Scottish!!
Would have been hilarious – but the blonde twin walked straight up to me and recognized me from my long hair, and crazy trousers. Damn.
Would have been funny though!
Anywho: I grab her and we go to a wetherspoons for a drink. Classy.
She’s one of these “Direct” no BS kind of girls. In other words, she’s Scottish. They’re kind of like that up there. She’s got Bleached blond hair, nice outfit… pretty hot. Definitely as hot as her sister.
We sit down and she kinda tries to boss me around. First she tries to get me to go up to the counter and get the drinks. I tell her we’ll flip for it. I say “call it in the air” and flip the coin… it lands on the back of my hand and I put my other hand over it. At this point she was just expecting me to go and get the drinks… but I’ve turned into a game of chance instead of me just doing what she wants.
As the coin lands, I stare at her to call it - and she just stares at me. (frame war #1!) …. Then she accepts this is how it’s going down and says “heads” … We take a look… and it’s heads. (Frame war won!)
I sigh, get up and ask her what she wants. (Coin flip lost) lol
She asks what I’m having. I say I’ll probably have a cappucino, and she says she’ll have the same. I go over and joke around with the fellah behind the counter…. Then walk back with a sad face.
“They don’t have CAppucino’s to they?” she says
“Nope. I’m having tea. You want tea?”
“Nah, I hate tea. I change my mind anyways, I’ll have a smirnoff ice.”
I stare at her a moment…
Me “Nah, I don’t’ think so”
HbBlondowl “Why not?
Me “I only buy drinks for girl’s I’ve slept with”
Blond_Owl “I’ll have a soda and orange”
(Second frame war won)
Me (Suspicious look) “Yea ok”
I get the drinks and come back. We have a candid chat about her travels, and then get into the sex chat. I didn’t even need the cover of the question game. She was pretty up front about everything so I found no need to piss about. She’s fucked 3 guys in the last couple of years that she’s been single. She’s seeing this gym trainer who’s got a great body but it boring as shit. She’s trying to find a sexy guy. She doesn't date often.
Now, I’ll be honest. I wasn’t that into this girl. She had a very pretty face – but the personality just didn’t groove with me. There was nothing wrong with her, but I just like my girls a little bit more… girly. I like a feminine girl!
That being said, I still would have fucked her. I decided I had little to loose and thought I’d go suuuuuper direct with her.
Anywho; I was basically telling her that me and her are going to have an awesome time. Some noteworthy lines were
“Don’t fight it – you want it, I want it – let’s not fight the course of nature”
“You’re not going to do any better, let’s be honest”
“I promise it will be over quick! No wait… ”
“I’m hot, AND fun. What more could you as for?”
Basically her answer was “Not tonight!”
I asked “And why ever not?”|
“I’m not that horny tonight”
Well, she was honest. I’ll give her that much.
Hmm… Well, as it happened me and woody had to leave around 8.30 to try and get on this one comedy show, so I told her I had to meet my friend round the corner and she said “Let’s go”
We get over there and my pal woody is playing a bit of pool…. I ask the girl if she wants to come to the comedy show which is a bit out of town. She was kind of not sure - She was worried about getting back to hers after the trains finish. I didn’t think I was going to fuck her tonight… and there might be other girls at the show…. I figured I could hookup with her in the next couple of days. I say “No worries, we’ll chill in a day or two!” I walk her to the front of the bar and go for the kiss….. she says “not in front of these people!” .. so I take her outside and kiss her a bit there. She’s not a great kisser.
She goes to her train. I stand there for a minute and think “what the hell, I should just get her along and see what I can do from there. I call her.
“Look don’t be stupid. You know you want to come to the comedy show – if you miss your last train I’ll get my friend to give you a lift home.”
She says cool and that she’s coming back....
Nah - coulda been maybe - but till an interesting one:
Here are the twins:
For this report, I’m going to refer to the girls as “BrownOwl (the Brunette) and BlondOwl (The Blonde) because they both have piercing grey owl eyes.
So, I’m in Glasgow central train station. I’m showing another pua type a few moves. There’s this cute girl walking along, striped shirt. Fairly hot, nice body too. It’s my first set of the day. I say to her “Hey, I don’t want to be weird or anything, but …….. (looked her up and down) …. “YOU LOOK AMAZING!!” (as I grab her)
Note: This is fun stuff me and Ace have been doing a lot of recently. Some whacky pre-frame… and then the opener. It’s a lot of fun.
Extra note: You can tell by their smile upon the opening if they’ll be OK with the grab. If they look sacred, it may not be a good idea. Use with caution!!)
She’s like “awww!!!” …. Then I joke around with her how I like to pickup girls by doing whacky shit in order to meet cute girls. I tell her some of my other wacky pickup lines and she’s laughing a lot…. At one point (needy voice) “Do you have a boyfriend??” and she’s like “YES”! and then I bow my head and exhale – like a defeated man. At this point, she understands I’m just entertaining myself and this is just one big joke. (Only Ace knows WTF I’m talking about.. basically you just exhale heavily and drop your shoulders…. And stare at the floor. Heh. It’s fucking brilliant if done right (and the girl gets it. This one's loving me!)
It’s kind of like we’re doing “lame game” where we’re retards on purpose. If ya know what I mean.
Anywho; after a bit of back and forth, she says “You know I have a twin sister – and she’s single!!”
Sasha “Is she as cool as you?”
“Yes”
Sasha “Is she as hot as you?”
“She's pretty hot”
Sasha “Right, give me her phone number right now. We’re going to have some fun!”
She gives me her sisters number… I call twice but she doesn’t answer. Apparently, she doesn’t answer if she doesn’t know who’s calling. I text her with “Pick up BlondTwin” and she just replies “who is this” …. SIGH.
So, BrownOwl says “Alright, I’ll call her…. You want the phone? (as it’s ringing)
Sasha “Yea, give it to me”
BlondOwl picks up….
Sasha “Yea girl, what’s up?”|
I explain to her the situation. She says
“Let me get this straight. You tried it on with my sister, but she’s got a boyfriend….and now she’s sending you over to me?
“Yep!”
“What makes you think you’d like me You've never even met me! (She says this in a Kinda shit testy voice)
“Well, if you’re half as cool as her, you’d still be pretty awesome!”
(Nice play by me there - that seems to have done the trick – it bigs up her sister, and put her into a place where she’s got to qualify to be as cool as her sister)
After that, she just opened up and was totally cool to chat with me. I ask her:
“Are you as cute as her too?”
BlondOwl “I’m way hotter”
“Oh really? Big claim. Tell you what: If you can tell me one awesome thing you’ve done recently… I’ll meet up with you for a drink”
She told me some lame stuff… and I let her know that it wasn’t enough. I said
“You dyed your hair purple?? Come on… that’s not crazy enough….”
BlondOwl “Look, you’re putting me on the spot! I can’t work under this pressure!!”
Sasha “Ok, you got my number. Text me or call me when you figure it out, and we’ll take it from there!”
She agrees.
I bid my farewell to HbBrownOwl….. I didn’t even ask for her number…. What was the point?
And, here come the texts:
HbBlondOwl:
“Ok! I went to dubai a few weeks ago for a holiday, got offered a job so I ditched my flight and stayed! I came back eventually though although u may have figured that out seen as u called me”
Sasha “Ok, that’s pretty cool. I’ve got a similar story I will tell you when we meet up. Glasgow central, tonight around 730?”
“Ha ok deal, but how do I know your not a crazy murderer?? Lol x”
“You won’t … but I promise that worst case scenario will be my hitting on you in an awkward matter (smiley) x”
She replies “Ok and my worst case scenario will be punching my sister for setting me up with a weirdo ”
“Haa… are you a good puncher? I don’t wanna be responsible for her getting beaten up … Meet me 715 am sitting at the café ritazza in Glasgow central station. I am the sexy man sitting with another brown almost as sexy man”
“Ha yea I’m a good puncher! Is that the pub in central or the one beside bk? My train gets in at 7.15. I have blonde hair so bet u won’t recognize me
“I will stand by the big clock, see you in a few”
So … just around that time my mate woody comes to grab one of the sandwiches off me ad he’s around the corner. Ah: Almost forgot – I’d befriended the girl that worked in the coffee shop… and at closing time she gave me a blueberry muffins, chocolate chip cookies, and a ham+cheese sandwich for free!! Awesome!!
“I shouldn’t be doing this” she said with a smile as she handed me the food
I replied “I know…. I don’t tell anyone, even if they torture me!”
Note: Make friends with the people who work the food shops. You can eat and drink for free easily enough!! They are SO bored of standing around… make ‘em smile and they will reward you with free eats … and they’re gratitude
Woody arrives right at 715… and I had a fun idea. I say to him “Listen, You go up to her, and you pretend you’re me. Just say the whole Canadian accent thing was a joke, and that you’re Scottish!!
Would have been hilarious – but the blonde twin walked straight up to me and recognized me from my long hair, and crazy trousers. Damn.
Would have been funny though!
Anywho: I grab her and we go to a wetherspoons for a drink. Classy.
She’s one of these “Direct” no BS kind of girls. In other words, she’s Scottish. They’re kind of like that up there. She’s got Bleached blond hair, nice outfit… pretty hot. Definitely as hot as her sister.
We sit down and she kinda tries to boss me around. First she tries to get me to go up to the counter and get the drinks. I tell her we’ll flip for it. I say “call it in the air” and flip the coin… it lands on the back of my hand and I put my other hand over it. At this point she was just expecting me to go and get the drinks… but I’ve turned into a game of chance instead of me just doing what she wants.
As the coin lands, I stare at her to call it - and she just stares at me. (frame war #1!) …. Then she accepts this is how it’s going down and says “heads” … We take a look… and it’s heads. (Frame war won!)
I sigh, get up and ask her what she wants. (Coin flip lost) lol
She asks what I’m having. I say I’ll probably have a cappucino, and she says she’ll have the same. I go over and joke around with the fellah behind the counter…. Then walk back with a sad face.
“They don’t have CAppucino’s to they?” she says
“Nope. I’m having tea. You want tea?”
“Nah, I hate tea. I change my mind anyways, I’ll have a smirnoff ice.”
I stare at her a moment…
Me “Nah, I don’t’ think so”
HbBlondowl “Why not?
Me “I only buy drinks for girl’s I’ve slept with”
Blond_Owl “I’ll have a soda and orange”
(Second frame war won)
Me (Suspicious look) “Yea ok”
I get the drinks and come back. We have a candid chat about her travels, and then get into the sex chat. I didn’t even need the cover of the question game. She was pretty up front about everything so I found no need to piss about. She’s fucked 3 guys in the last couple of years that she’s been single. She’s seeing this gym trainer who’s got a great body but it boring as shit. She’s trying to find a sexy guy. She doesn't date often.
Now, I’ll be honest. I wasn’t that into this girl. She had a very pretty face – but the personality just didn’t groove with me. There was nothing wrong with her, but I just like my girls a little bit more… girly. I like a feminine girl!
That being said, I still would have fucked her. I decided I had little to loose and thought I’d go suuuuuper direct with her.
Anywho; I was basically telling her that me and her are going to have an awesome time. Some noteworthy lines were
“Don’t fight it – you want it, I want it – let’s not fight the course of nature”
“You’re not going to do any better, let’s be honest”
“I promise it will be over quick! No wait… ”
“I’m hot, AND fun. What more could you as for?”
Basically her answer was “Not tonight!”
I asked “And why ever not?”|
“I’m not that horny tonight”
Well, she was honest. I’ll give her that much.
Hmm… Well, as it happened me and woody had to leave around 8.30 to try and get on this one comedy show, so I told her I had to meet my friend round the corner and she said “Let’s go”
We get over there and my pal woody is playing a bit of pool…. I ask the girl if she wants to come to the comedy show which is a bit out of town. She was kind of not sure - She was worried about getting back to hers after the trains finish. I didn’t think I was going to fuck her tonight… and there might be other girls at the show…. I figured I could hookup with her in the next couple of days. I say “No worries, we’ll chill in a day or two!” I walk her to the front of the bar and go for the kiss….. she says “not in front of these people!” .. so I take her outside and kiss her a bit there. She’s not a great kisser.
She goes to her train. I stand there for a minute and think “what the hell, I should just get her along and see what I can do from there. I call her.
“Look don’t be stupid. You know you want to come to the comedy show – if you miss your last train I’ll get my friend to give you a lift home.”
She says cool and that she’s coming back....
"I like being a dickhead in shops... but not to your extent" - Ace
"if she's not prepared to get fucked in the ass, i'm not prepared to deal with that" - Gameboy H