[Asaxon]

This forum and other manosphere sites often feature very amusing synonyms for certain kinds of women ( harpies, feminazis, harridans) and outright insults like land whale or - my recent favorite from a post - wrinkle-skinned bag of pig vomit. What are some of your favorite or laughter-inducing expressions?

[soup]

Jizz-lobber.

Cum-nurse.

Reverse-Slerpy-No-Herpe

Gummy-bear

[Asaxon]

I forgot " cockpit"

[Soma]

Lizards

[LaPastillaRoja]

Its not really an insult for women in general just for specific slutty ones, but I heard it the other night at a club and literally spat out my drink. My friend referred to his recent conquest as "having a pussy like a clowns pocket". Absolute gold hahahahahaha

[Wreckingball]

no need for fancy stuff just call them fat.

[Asaxon]

Well, straight-up "you are fat" is a bit too direct at times. I also enjoy seeing them processing a complex insult, not being sure what it means and reacting insecure. Good example: girl calls a guy "gay" for not being interested in her. Guy smirks and says "sure, honey, as far as you are concerned, I am gay" and proceeds to hit on other girl in vicinity... I also like asking strange questions that end in digs such as "Hey, what is that fourth dimension of flavor, I cannot come up with the name..sweet..sour, salty and...oh yeah, BITTER. I thought you would know that one for sure"

"You are a soapmaker's wet dream"..fight club fans know...

[Veloce]

Not a name but one of my favorite things to say to a girl after she gives me a BJ is "Thanks for the blowjob, cockbreath." Gotta be careful with this one they tend to get clingy afterwards.

[soup]

Here's a condescending one: "champ"

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

When push comes to shove and they deserve it I just call em ugly. It's simple, direct, and best of all- extremely effective because it hits them deep down the core of their soul. There's a reason Roosh used this word to describe those 9 feminists instead of other adjectives.

[soup]

But really, why do you need to know the insults for women? What's the point of this thread?

[Dulceácido]

You can refer to their mouths as "Cock-holsters," as in: "Shut your cock-holster." Or "Man-pleaser," as in: "Shut your fucking man-pleaser."

Hands as "Dick-skinners," as in: "Keep your dirty dick-skinners off of me." Also, always refer to women's hands as "paws." They love it.

Women: A vagina's life support unit. Or The worthless wrapper that a pussy comes in....

Cum-dumpster

[Way Cool Jr]

Pokemons

[Cincinnatus]

"Cock-gobbler" and "cum-dumpster" are my favorites.

(01-27-2013 12:52 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  

Pokemons

INB4ROSCA

[WesternCancer]

Call her a poopy-face then pull her hair.

[rationalize_this]

Ballena Monstro = Monster Whale

[R Smoov]

(01-27-2013 01:24 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

"Cock-gobbler" and "cum-dumpster" are my favorites.

(01-27-2013 12:52 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  

Pokemons

INB4ROSCA

You dicks!

[HotLava]

My dad uses one from the southern US where he yells "sooey". This is what you yell when calling in the pigs/hogs on the farm. I use "zaftig", "hippo", or "beached whale".

[Bacchus]

"Bitch pussy smell like a penguin"

[NYJ]

Slampig is a personal fave. Not that I really care about insulting women much, but that one is hilarious.

[Technics]

trollop

[Art Pimp]

Shut your fucking mouth before I beat you like I'm dating you.

[Pacesetter20]

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