20lbs woman with 8ft hips.
01-22-2013, 12:11 PM
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
Quote: (01-22-2013 12:47 PM)Katatonic Wrote:
Reminds me of this:
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‘I put it down to my pregnancies. I don’t see why else the weight would go to my hips, although, I do eat lots’
Quote:Quote:"Someone my size"? You are 5'4'', just stop eating, damn it!
Mikel, who is studying for a psychology degree, has a healthy appetite and typically consumes 3,000 calories a day.
'It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it’s not really.
Quote:Quote:Yikes, nevermind, can't be helped.
'I might have a breakfast of two eggs with sausage and bacon and a handful of potatoes. Lunch is fried fish and French fries, but dinner’s my big meal,' she confesses.
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I put it down to my pregnancies. I don’t see why else the weight would go to my hips, although, I do eat lots
Quote: (01-22-2013 12:11 PM)Teedub Wrote:
I knew her husband would be a black dude!
Quote: (01-22-2013 01:55 PM)rivex Wrote:
Quote: (01-22-2013 01:26 PM)Menace Wrote:
Is it a mental illness to get aroused by that thing? I think it has to be. We need to hook the brother up to a PET scan and an MRI and check the responses...
Yes, and I would argue the same applies to anyone who is aroused by these.
Quote: (01-22-2013 09:35 PM)Moma Wrote:
Quote: (01-22-2013 01:55 PM)rivex Wrote:
Yes, and I would argue the same applies to anyone who is aroused by these.
I'd hit the black lizard