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01-07-2013, 08:08 PM
We all know to clean your crib after you swoop girls.
But I almost just got snagged.
The culprit?
Lipstick on a goddamn pack of gum.
I just got the call from a fly Colombian girl I am hanging out with that saw it when she grabbed a piece of gum when she was leaving this morning.
Moral of the story boys: Scrub Your Place Clean.
I have gotten snagged on some of these million to one's in the past.
How do you guys usually talk your way out of it?
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01-07-2013, 08:16 PM
How did lipstick get on a pack of gum in the first place?
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01-07-2013, 08:26 PM
I've never had girls pipe up and say anything but they'll see an item and stop talking or give me a funny look. Its happened with jewlery, those pin things for their hair, hairbands, panties, hair used condoms (girl who was over I always hit raw). That being said I think this will matter more once I grad from university. Most girls I've met try to make themselves believe they're 'sexually open/nonjudgemental" and "just want to have fun" ha
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01-07-2013, 08:48 PM
Hair ties are always hard to explain.
And they hide everywhere between everything.
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01-07-2013, 09:05 PM
Quote: (01-07-2013 08:51 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
And girls hair. That sh*t gets everywhere.
Not long ago i found a long blonde hair wrapped tightly and multiple times around my nutsack
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01-07-2013, 09:10 PM
This is a very common problem. Girls leave lipstick and jewelry all the time. I usually just say that a female cousin was visiting me and that she must have left it. I have countless cousins on multiple continents, so good luck trying to verify it. You could also switch gears completely and say, "Meet me at Prime 112 in half an hour." That would obviously only work in Miami. Girls also claim that they leave jewelry and other items when they really don't in an effort to see me again.
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01-07-2013, 09:59 PM
When I was in Bogota I had a maid come EVERY DAY...and I'll do the same when I'm in Medellin. When I finally get my trip report up I'll post my other apartment methods to keep your shit tight.
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01-07-2013, 10:14 PM
One girl Attached a single strand of hair to the clip outside of my apartment door. Sneaky sneaky!
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01-07-2013, 10:15 PM
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01-08-2013, 12:26 AM
I had an embarrassing moment a couple of weeks ago - chick came back home w me and I had left my pubic hair clippings in the toilet/sprinkled on the seat. Must have gotten distracted before I left bc I'm usually neater than 95% of guys. Kinda gross and she called me on it - didn't get the bang bit did make out / feel her up. Didn't think she was worth a second date tho.
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01-08-2013, 12:28 AM
Its clear from circumstantial evidence like this that women must be programmed for this shit.
At your level, you have surpassed tidy game, you need "forensically clean" or "surgically clean" game. ( Off to invent the DNA scanner app bye....)
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01-08-2013, 02:12 AM
Stray receipts always get me caught..watch out for those badboys
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01-08-2013, 02:41 AM
I advice pre-emptetive strikes regarding this. I used to have a lost & found box in the foyer of my apartment when I was in college. It had a couple of earrings, lots and lots of hair ties, a sweater, a course book heck even a tooth brush. By having that out in the open I coukd just shrug and say people just seemed to forget bundles of stuff at my place all the time. Many girls would tease me for it and try to gently pry info but ultimately leave it alone when I wasn't biting.
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01-08-2013, 03:39 AM
Why would a receipt get you in trouble?
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01-08-2013, 07:47 AM
Quote: (01-07-2013 08:48 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:
Hair ties are always hard to explain.
I always tell them that I used to have long hair.
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