Ive been through hell and back.
Its hard being a spoiled girl in America lol.
Its hard being a spoiled girl in America lol.
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Pansexual, genderqueer, pro-sex, anti-patriarchy, homonormative, ultra-argumentative, foul-mouthed, super-fabulous beautiful woman of BMI 33.
Also, don't even bother if you're black, Indian, Chinese, Eskimo, Indigenous South American, South-African (black or white), Arab or Maori...but I'm NOT racist!
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I'm 33 years old and I live with my mother. My annual income is less than $10,000, I'm addicted to MMORPGs and I weigh 315 lbs. I am a Grand Dragon in the KKK and I find myself strangely turned on by children.
I am looking for a girl aged 16-22, who is 5'2-5'6 and weighs 85-110 lbs. Blonde hair, blue eyes, a C or D cup, an ass like a Brazilian girl and she must know how to cook, sustain interesting conversation and like everything that I like.
Quote: (01-17-2013 11:32 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:I never thought about it like that. Why the hell do they put their worst traits and habits? You would think someone would AT LEAST lie about themselves to they look good on the profile.
If you're in the business of getting laid, highlighting all the negative shit and saying 'take it or leave it' gets you nowhere.
Quote: (01-04-2013 06:31 PM)Jackhammer Wrote:
I'm really sarcastic/have a great sense of humor = I am a boring, socially inept idiot who thinks that flirting/sarcastic humor means being a combative and snarky bitch no matter what a guy's message says