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The almost banged her thread
05-19-2012, 07:04 AM
Nothing is more frustrating than ALMOST getting the bang, being very close, but ending up NOT getting it...even more when we put a considerable amount of time and effort in it.
Made out with this EE girl, a solid 7, who had shown lots of interest (asking questions even without dropping big bait, and so on). All went well and we set up a date (we made plans to attend a boring event and went out afterwards). Make out was fairly easy after a couple of drinks, which loosed her up enough to escalate. Since logistics were not good, I decided to leave the bang for next date. Maybe it was the alcohol but I did act kind of beta when kissing her goodbye (repeatedly, as if I hadn't kissed for a long time)
Called next day in the early evening: no response at all...left a voice message and texted her goodnight, but no response. By now I know I won't get the notch. I am convinced though since I would have acted slightly differently, I would have gotten the bang on a 2nd or 3rd date.
Before moving on to a new girl, I hope to get some comments here. I'd love to hear similar stories. I also appreciate if you could refer me to existing "almost banged her but ended up with empty hands" threads.
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The almost banged her thread
05-19-2012, 07:43 AM
I almost banged every girl I have ever met, That I didn't bang
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The almost banged her thread
05-25-2012, 03:31 AM
Quote: (05-19-2012 07:43 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:
I almost banged every girl I have ever met, That I didn't bang
This, that, etc.
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The almost banged her thread
05-25-2012, 03:42 AM
Yeah that shit is frustrating.
It makes you wonder if you didnt escalate enough or you just fucked up everything. It happened to me before yesterday, i met this phat ass woman (i was shocked when she told me she was 42), i asked her if i could come to her place the next day, she tells me yes, we meet, im drinking, she doesnt want to drink, im slapping her ass, she tells me not to do it, she takes her tablet and she started telling me that she is interested but she doesnt want to fuck today and that i should come the next day, i ignore her remarks, im still escalating (take out my dick, kiss her ass, give her a massage, etc) and she begs me not to insist that i should come the next day and its going to be fine and that she wants to sleep because she is feeling kinda ill (we were still having fun, many jokes throughout the convo). She walks me to the bus stop and i didnt call her the next day and im not calling her again..bitch if you didnt give me the pussy the first day, you must be a 10 in my book for me to go fuck you on day 2.
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The almost banged her thread
05-25-2012, 06:57 AM
haha, this thread is extremely stupid. It is some ego-stroking bullshit. How can you ALMOST bang a girl? Either you did or you didn't... I know this dude who says this type of shit "Hey man! I ALMOST banged her! Trust me! I mean it!" We constantly make fun of him saying how he "almost" banged a girl. It's absolutely hilarious...
And OP (No offense), but you did NOT "almost" bang that chick. You kissed her when she was drunk, and she was on the fence about you. I'm telling you this because your posting some story on RVF trying to get internet validation, when instead you should be out trying to bang other girls. I've been on plenty of dates with girls where I kissed them that night, didn't bang them, thought that I'd bang them later, but wasn't able to get her to meet me again. I used to run to my friends and tell them how "well" the date went.. obviously it couldn't have gone THAT well.. she wasn't down to meet me again and I didn't bang her. Either you banged the girl or you didn't, there is no middle ground. The only true middle ground I can think of is if your dick is pressed up against her labia, and she suddenly drops dead 2 seconds before you were about to penetrate, so you back off.. I guess then you can honestly say that you ALMOST banged her.
And Pitt, why not just go see her the next day? Maybe she actually meant "I'm feeling sick, see me tomorrow and we'll have sex." Sounds like you threw away sure pussy
Problem with most community advice is that guys start acting crazy and completely ignoring social cues.
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05-25-2012, 11:06 PM
Yeah, gotta say, if I put down every "almost" scenario that's ever happened, it would be a very long thread. I've fucked up so many opportunities I wake up punching myself in the face almost every day.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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The almost banged her thread
05-26-2012, 07:11 AM
I almost banged like 6 girls last night at this club I normally got to..but didnt go to tonight
But I decided I was gonna just rest my dick considering Im going to Hungary next week
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The almost banged her thread
05-28-2012, 06:27 AM
-- UPDATE --
As I write this, I almost banged a girl 30 minutes after I met her on the bus. 5 months pregnant tells me her BF is abroad, looking at me insistingly and 200% horny. I knew my time had come: she reacts positively to some light kino and listening songs together on her MP3. Minutes later make out and almost banged her after I got of the bus (after midnight), ass much better than expected, E cups (as expected). Things escalated wuickly. I had to stop when we heard footsteps...damn, she got cold, moved away, and I lost one of my greatest flags ever in reach. I know this is one of the most enviable flags. Lesson learned: I should have ignored the footsteps and kept her pussy hot, as they faded away seconds later, and so did my flag.
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05-28-2012, 06:45 AM
Quote:Quote:
"The only true middle ground I can think of is if your dick is pressed up against her labia, and she suddenly drops dead 2 seconds before you were about to penetrate, so you back off.. I guess then you can honestly say that you ALMOST banged her."
Travolta, this was indeed the case with the pregnant chick...
Peace.
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The almost banged her thread
02-12-2014, 08:49 PM
At a club I just saw an 8 or possibly 9 in my favourite shape and form having that intense come and get me look directed at me. As it was a little crowded someone else snatched her and disappeard with her before I made my way to her. I post this in the almost bang thread as I saw the girl with that dude half an hour later and I am sure that they bang as I write this. I tried to reconcile myself with an 8 that had a few drinks and were up to it only to get cockblocked by her average looking friend.
I just got two phone numbers tonight... Annoying...
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The almost banged her thread
02-13-2014, 11:09 PM
A girl was giving me eye contact in the subway... Too bad I had to get off at the next station, I almost had her.
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The almost banged her thread
02-14-2014, 05:58 AM
Blobert, I can't believe how close you were on that one.
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The almost banged her thread
04-17-2014, 12:19 PM
Is there an actual thread to do a postmortem an an almost bang ? I can't find it