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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 02:30 PM
If you were the figurehead of one of the most recognizable companies in the world, wouldn't you want the world to see the human side of you and your family?
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 02:33 PM
My first two questions are: 1) what the fuck am I even looking at here? 2) why would someone even want to retweet/repost this lame ass photo?
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 02:49 PM
I have lots of questions.
Who are the people in the photo? Is that his dad? Is the obese female Santa Claus his mom or his sister? Is Randy the brunette? Who is the girl on the left? Are Mark's billions not enough to get his own mother/sister to slim down? Why does this woman have such an elaborate kitchen if she can't feed herself properly? Is the family trying to get back at Mark for not marrying a Jew by excluding his Asian shiksa from the photo?
If Randi were a man, this probably never would have happened - she'd realize the colossal hypocrisy (that Roosh profiled), and pipe the fuck down. What a dumb t**t.
Maybe one of our wealthier forum members can arrange a 'hit' on this chick, where we get someone to bang her, record it, and release it to the public. And share the links over Facebook. Maybe then she'll shut up.
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 03:07 PM
Between the near-ten billion he's worth, Mark Zuckerberg can't step up his family's kitchen game to something crazy (You can see the same kitchen in thousands of McMansions across the USA and Canada...My former employer had the exact same one, with the creme-colored cabinets, stainless-steel appliances and black marble island), can't afford a stomach-staple for that whale, can't get a new beak for that bird on the left (she has a horn like a Black Rhinoceros) and most of all, can't just say 'I would appreciate it if nothing you took a picture of here ended up online...behold, my army of attorneys'?
'It was way uncool of you to violate my internet privacy...but I demand the proles give up their internet privacy, because if they do maybe less than 1 in 10,000 spineless pussies won't off themselves because of internet bullying...While I siphon money off of my brother who made billions selling off others' internet privacy...'
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 03:32 PM
By far the most attractive thing in that pic is the cute shaggy dog, bottom left.
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 03:39 PM
They all look like goof balls. This is supposed to be a "scandal"?
Reppin the Jersey Shore.
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 03:40 PM
Well, I don't know about their Christmas lunch, but mine has just appeared all over my keyboard.
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 03:46 PM
I guess nerds get the same sort of kick out of stupid technology games as washed up jocks get a kick out of their team scoring a touchdown. Am I the only one who just can't get that emotionally enthused about anything?
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 04:26 PM
Is the woman on the right pregnant?
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12-26-2012, 04:33 PM
Four out of five people at a family holiday event on their "smart phones". Billions of dollars still can't make you fun, interesting, stylish, or even remotely attractive. Fuck the Zuckerbergs.
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 05:16 PM
Why do I want to slap everyone in the picture?
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 06:21 PM
Quote: (12-26-2012 04:33 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:
Four out of five people at a family holiday event on their "smart phones". Billions of dollars still can't make you fun, interesting, stylish, or even remotely attractive. Fuck the Zuckerbergs.
Lol. Once a lame, always lame.
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 08:00 PM
check out the shaggy dog, lower left corner. he's probably thinking : "Damn... and I AM THE ONE WHO GOT STERILIZED."
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12-26-2012, 08:03 PM
Quote:Quote:
The Zuckerbergs even went so far, at times, as to join in on the trendy characterization of anyone online who doesn't spam their identity being suspicious and probably a terrorist.
Is this true?
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Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Freaks Out After Someone Tweets Private Family Photo
12-26-2012, 08:18 PM
Part 4 around 3:00... the mandingo is railing the girl as she tells her white boyfriend, "You're only half the size!!"
Man I thought my sexual behavior was deviant.