[that_guy_over_there]

My best friend's wedding. I don't hit on the girl at all. I just have a good time chatting with people, getting plastered, dancing a lot. I make a drunken toast for my best friend and his wife. At midnight I somehow end up standing next to her as everyone is deciding whether to go home that night or in the morning -- the venue, a hotel, was two hours away from her house. I say, "You should totally stay. There's free breakfast in the morning." She hesitates a second and tells her friends that she'll stay. "Want to come upstairs?" She gives a small nod. She comes upstairs.

Weddings are the best.

[Don Ramon]

Most of my easiest lays were at house parties. I remember one in particular, an old friend that promotes for a nightclub invited me to a party in one of the sketchy parts of the city. The party resembled gay pride after legalization of gay marriage. Completely surprised both of us, we walked in and after saying happy birthday to his friend we were on our way out when a group of four girls arrived. After a quick glance to my friend it was game on. We played beer pong with them, I was paired up with a cute 7 and a half, she was light skinned black nice tits and DSL lips. After an easy victory I led her outside to smoke a cigarette and she couldn't contain herself we made out and I took her into my truck for the bang. My friend found out they knew his girlfriend, so he didn't try anything that night. Probably an hour from approach to bang, huge confidence booster. That was one of my earliest successes using Bang as a guide, thanks Roosh.

[CJ]

My record is just under 2 hours... honestly, most of my lays are SNLs. The more you keep doing this, the finer you hone your abilities, and almost every lay becomes easy. In fact, you start looking for the more challenging ones.

[jtbabycarrots]

My easiest lay was when I was doing a tequilla shot off a girl's breast at a dorm party. I would later black out. I came to (un-blacked out) while I was having sex with her (in her dorm room). When I first came to I didn't recognize her because we were doing doggy.

I always used to wonder what I did on those (rare) occasions when I was blacked out.

Game has been internalized.

[TheDealCloser]

My night started out shitty!!! I was planning to meet a few acquaintances at a new bar/lounge here in Berlin and things were supposed to go great. I get to the bar before everyone else and take off my brand new coat before entering the building. I'm dressed fly as a motherfucker at this time. I'm always fly though. I do this shit effortlessly. Anyway, I enter the bar, hang my coat on a public coat rack and scope the place out for few minutes. I hit the restroom and remember that my mobile phone, and house keys are in my coat and I never leave anything in it just in case my coat is stolen.

Speak of the fuckin Devil!!!! I go back to the coat rack and my coat is GONE. I'm pissed. Won't be able to get in my place becuase my keys are inside my jacket. I had two mobile phones at the time so I still had landlords phone number so I could ask him for a spare key. He had one and left it attached to the tail pipe of his car which was parked directly outside our building.

I decided to stay out and party all night since I knew I could get in my place. I struck out at the few places I went to and decided to get drunk. I left the bar we were at about 5am and it was snowing outside. I jump on the subway and run back to my building. I get to my landlord's car and bend down to get keys. Upon standing up, there is a drunk chick in my face and I startled her. She nearly slips and falls but I catch her. (Yeah it sounds like some movie shit.) We talk but a bit and I can feel her nice tits pressing again my freezing chest. We look at each other and we begin making out. I asked her where she was going and she said home and that she lives in build number 30. I live in building 31. I remember saying we can talk about where you're going on the way up. Grab her hand and we make our way up to my place. Clothes come off soon as we enter my apartment. We are fucking! From the time I met her till the time my dick entered her pussy was about 7 minutes!!

She slept at my place till about 10am then left. I gave her my business card and told her to call me. I never saw or heard from her again. Oh well. Shit happens. Another notch on my belt.

[casio]

One of my easiest lays ever (that didn't include a date/pre-texting etc) was a few years ago and went as follows:

It was a friends birthday. He was in love with this girl (I didn't know her) for a long time and being drunk on his bday he confessed to her, but she let him know that she was not interested.
He got even more drunk because of this and was unable to get home safely - so she asked if I'd like to help drive him home with my car as she was "worried for him".
We dropped him of, and while she was saying thanks i looked her in her eyes and all of the sudden we were kissing. 5 minutes later we were at my place to bang - without having said more than 10 sentences to each other.

She was one of my regulars for 6 months, where I just had to send one message in the middle of the night when I was drunk and she was at my doorsteps. Good times (but has bf now).

[Wayout]

Cool stories bros!..Reminds me of my college days. Here it goes: My sophomore year I lived on campus and we had apartment style dorms with two roommates in each room. Anyway, my roommate pulled a chick from a party and was having sex with her. I, on the other hand was hanging outside waiting for him to finish. That was the roommate rule back in the day, I don't what the protocol now is.
After waiting in the hall for about 30 min, it was getting late...1 am or so, I just got pissed at him because I really wanted to sleep. I knocked on our neighbors door - two girls lived there- and one of the girls came to the door looking like she got out of bed. I apologized and explained that my roommate is having sex and I am really tired to be outside waiting for him and would it be possible if I sleep with her in her bed? Yes -I had balls back then! I literally had nothing to lose..lol.
She said OK...and I went straight into her bed and got undressed. She took off her clothes and we got under covers. I took her bra off saying how nice it would be..and how cool she is for saving me ..lol.
Her roommate was gone by the way and she later admitted she was lonely that weekend evening.

[TouchpadSeller]

My easiest lay came after one of my hardest rejections. All of these ages are based around Sept 2012.

I (30, almost 31 at the time) met a great 28-year-old woman off OKC and she was my first OKC "experience". She smokes, I don't, and she had a friend over when we first met at her place. It was part-safety thing and part-"this is my best guy friend ever" thing. They never did anything (and didn't seem interested in each other), but he smoked so he'd go outside with her every time she'd go smoke. I went outside twice with them then the third time she said, "You stay here, I'll BRB" and gave me a kiss that said, "Later we're fucking". It was quite obvious. We ended up having some great fun after her friend had to leave to cover a fire downtown (he was a late-night police/fire reporter, so worked weird hours.)

I go over to her place again a few nights later and they're working on homework. 2 awkward hours later she's basically saying, "Yeah, I'm not that interested anymore." Just then I get a message on OKC from a 22-year-old that says, "I got off work early, let's meet". Go to a grocery store parking lot, we make sure we're both sane, I invite her to my place to hang out, 30 minutes later we're in my bed. Easily the quickest lay I've ever had. She was out the door an hour later and we ended up dating for about 7.5 months. She was a great lay and always brought A-game to the bedroom!

[iamdegaussed]

easiest lays for me are party-host game.

every time I am a party host it seems like girls are really into me controlling everything going on in the evening and it's like easy mode to get them into bed after a few drinks.

[spalex]

My easiest lay....

I was walking through Sydney, drunk at around 2:50am. Oblivious that all the bars in that area shut at 3am.

I needed to piss so i ducked into an alley way and started pissing on some random wall. then i noticed that next to me was some Swedish backpacker who was also taking piss in the alley way.

She was about a 7 at best.

I cant remember what i said but i told my new piss buddy to come for a beer with me, she said yes.
After walking around for about 10 minutes, not being able to find a bar that would let us in, I said to her "so what do you want to do now?"
Se replied with "I want to have sex!"
me: "Fuck yeah! Lets go back to mine!!"
her: "noo thats too far away"

So we ended up walking down to the harbor and ended up just having sex on the ground, in a big open public place.
It wasn't that great on account of the concrete and all. But its true what they say... A Swedish woman could suck the chrome off a Harley Davidson!

[J DOE]

Was drunk off my ass and off a bunch of coke/molly at this after hours spot and I don't really remember what happened but when me and my buddy were pulling off I noticed I had a bunch of numbers in my phone. I started texting every single number inviting them to an 'afterparty' at my buddies crib. One girl showed up and we banged. I may have ran some serious game on her, but since I don't remember anything about our prior interaction this sticks out as my easiest bang.

[Saladin]

When I lost my v-card.

Meet girl at party, she's a 6, chubby but bangable. Talk some shit, makeout, a couple other dudes also trying to get her but I'm just on point that night. Tell her to come to my room for alcohol. Total of 10 minutes. Awful sex.

Will always remember that, even if the sex was shit.

[Bushido]

(02-17-2014 03:19 AM)jtbabycarrots Wrote:  

My easiest lay was when I was doing a tequilla shot off a girl's breast at a dorm party. I would later black out. I came to (un-blacked out) while I was having sex with her (in her dorm room). When I first came to I didn't recognize her because we were doing doggy.

I always used to wonder what I did on those (rare) occasions when I was blacked out.

Game has been internalized.

Call it what you like, but do you even realize that you were RAPED? There is NO WAY that you were in the state to give consent to this girl. Lock her up and throw away the key.

[Manwhore]

I remember

(02-18-2014 03:29 AM)torontokid Wrote:  

When I lost my v-card.

Meet girl at party, she's a 6, chubby but bangable. Talk some shit, makeout, a couple other dudes also trying to get her but I'm just on point that night. Tell her to come to my room for alcohol. Total of 10 minutes. Awful sex.

Will always remember that, even if the sex was shit.

[Atlantic]

About 5 mins from meeting to penetration

I was working at a skydiving centre in the states.

It was in the woods so there would be always be a camp fire every night for students staying over after jumping.

I had been partying late into the night in one of the trailers at the other end of the camp ground and had just headed back to my trailer to go to sleep. I got a text* saying their was a lot of cute girls around the camp fire. I got out of bed and went down for a look.

It turned out to only be a few people but a cute girl came over to talk. We started making out nearly straight away and feeling that it was good to go I started walking her back to my trailer. I didn't have power or lights in the trailer so its pitch dark at night. We ended up fucking straight away. She had a great body and was a lot of fun.

Was funny in the morning waking up and seeing her properly for the first time. Super cute redhead with a sexy tight body. Probably 18/19.

Turns out she has a camp instructor on a remote camp with no guys and it was her first weekend off in a month.
Right place right time.


*Found out later the text was meant as a joke to get me out of bed in the middle of the night for no reason. The guy was pissed when he found out his prank had backfired big time haha.

[Horus]

Was talking to a girl in a shopping centre. Asked her if she wanted to get a coffee. She said she doesn't drink coffee. Asked her if she wanted to get a real drink instead. She said ok.

On the way to the pub told her that my house is actually closer. Got back to my house and made her a cocktail. (Here's a hint - if you want to restock your liquor cabinet, hold a cocktail party at your house. Most people will bring a bottle of something and most people will leave the remains as they leave).

Had a couple of drinks while watching a movie. Had her naked within about 15 minutes of the movie. She was really horny and stuck her arse in the air towards me while I was putting on a condom at her insistence. However I had only just broken up with a gf of one year and my cock hadn't touched a condom for so long that it went limp on contact. No worries - just took it off and banged raw.

My first and so far only same day lay.

That was the moment that I realised how easy girls are if you do things right and the moment I regretted all the years I spent on long-term relationships. I'm making up for lost time now I guess you could say.