[michelin]

Girl: You're not American

Roosh: Ich bin ein Berliner

[esperar]

When a girl got in my car, she said it wasn't mine. I just told her she was right, and I stole it. Meh. She still wanted me.

[painter]

I like Ali's idea, pictures on your phone. Photoshop yourself into some icons of america:

Her: you're not american
Roosh: oh yeah (whips out phone), here's me climbing Mt Rushmore, there's me on the Statue of Liberty, here I am ringing the Liberty Bell, this is me and Elvis...

Might get them laughing and change their attitude

[Vicious]

Yeah, get her to double down or fold by putting up a bet for a drink or kiss. That way showing her your passport isn't about validating yourself.

If I just want to rile her up and remind her what a worthless existence she lives I'll just ask how many times she's been in XXX and/or how much international travel she has done to widen her views. I have yet to meet anyone questioning nationality that has truly done some travel of their own.

[esperar]

Still think a version of what I did is good. I wasn't even trying at the time, and just had little patience. I wasn't mean about it, I didn't get defensive, I just said whatever and agreed with her, like I couldn't be bothered to argue with her.

[snoop]

(12-14-2012 08:35 AM)painter Wrote:  

I like Ali's idea, pictures on your phone. Photoshop yourself into some icons of america:

Her: you're not american
Roosh: oh yeah (whips out phone), here's me climbing Mt Rushmore, there's me on the Statue of Liberty, here I am ringing the Liberty Bell, this is me and Elvis...

Might get them laughing and change their attitude

If you remember in the movie Forrest Gump there are a bunch of scenes of him involved in important moments/figures of US history.

It might be kinda funny to crudely photoshop your face over his in some of those and then you could be like, "well here is a picture of me with President Nixon, and here is one of me at Alabama during the Civil Rights movement, etc....now don't you look foolish for not believing me!"

[painter]

Snoop - that's exactly what I'm thinking, just drop yourself in somewhere so it's pretty obvious it's not real.

[snoop]

(12-14-2012 09:21 AM)painter Wrote:  

Snoop - that's exactly what I'm thinking, just drop yourself in somewhere so it's pretty obvious it's not real.

I really like to travel, here is me with Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.

[XXL]

- You're not American
- Yes I am (change topic asap)

- You don't sound American. You sound kind of.. British
- You sound like you are kind of slow. are you? (change topic asap)

[SnakeEyes]

(12-14-2012 03:35 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Her: I don't believe you are American, you sound British

Me: *in my worst british accent* Oh but of course! If I were American I would be shooting my guns in the air while eating two big macs!"

Change mine, thanks for the start.

There are tons of ways to go at this. Either way I would use it as a launching pad to playfully tease her

[Christian McQueen]

For some reason I've gotten this before too from low IQ AMERICAN girls in La. One reason is I believe ALOT of girls have an 'accent' fantasy.

Girl: You're not really an American are you?
Me: (Switching to Aussie accent) You got me. I'm from Sidney.
Girl: OMG I love Aussies!!
Me: (carrying accent rest of night until swoop) I bet you do (smirk)

After fucking her...
Me: I'm actually from here and toss my ID on her lap. Evil laughter ensues and girl is upset that she can't post on social media about her new Aussie hottie she met.

[EisenBarde]

Roosh's standard "Why do you think that?" might not be a killer comeback, but when said with the right incredulousness it doesn't leave you dangling like a dweeb and might present other opportunities to turn the tables. If you are a weak verbal fencer, stick to the basics and fundamentals like that or you WILL lose your balance.

As for the quick turn,
"You watch too much TV, not all of us are fat, obnoxious slobs."
"It's true, I'm a spy gathering intel for our invasion of your country next week."
"How would you test that?"

[Veloce]

(12-14-2012 04:09 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

"A picture is worth a thousand words". I would use that opportunity to show a couple pics on a smartphone to prove my nationality. Do it non-chalant, and it will open the door to her wanting to see more photos. Just have a real interesting one next to the first one you show her. Think of it like stacking a card deck.

Picture phone game can be highly effective if used properly. I have it down to a science, complete with Spanish script. Will reload to calibrate for American girls, but can be used anywhere.

As for being accused of being British? Welllll..... I got sofme nasty comebacks, but will refrain from being rude on this thread. Hint- Play off of stag parties.

I also have a surefire proven comeback specific to EE, BUT you have to have a Georgia DL.

I was gonna say, I would probably try to find an excuse to show her a picture of my cock. Esp since Roosh said the interactions aren't going anywhere and just wants to fuck w her.