[Tuthmosis]

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IRT Announces Retirement from Forum Trolling

   
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In a startling announcement at another forum today, Maruthhur Gopalamenon Ramachandran, also known as Indian Race Troll and--most recently--Confuclican, has announced his retirement from all forum posting.

Indian Race Troll Wrote:  

I am leaving this forum and this is my last post. Some of you may say I am just bluffing and will post again, and if I do then [the Forum Moderator] has every right in the world to permanently ban me.

He explained:

Indian Race Troll Wrote:  

A bit of a long time ago I came on here asking for advice on women, travel, and my race, and asking what countries I can kill it in if I become an outgoing, confident, and stylish Indian guy (people tell me I can pass for other races but I see no need to do that, I consider myself an American but appearance wise I do have light brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes). Needless to say, even though some people answered and gave decent advice, a lot of it backfired with people saying I hate my own kind and that I should abandon hope, and a bunch of discouraging crap. Some arguments managed to get me a temporary ban but Zolo was kind enough to let me back on. My history of posts I made on the roosh v forum about a year ago followed me here.

IRT added that:

Indian Race Troll Wrote:  

I have come to the realization that I have really have nothing to contribute to this place (other than a data sheet about the deep south) and pretty soon I will be moving out on my own and won't have time for these discussions. It would have been a nice thing for me to know what countries I can travel to where looking like a Bollywood actor would be looked as a good thing rather than some bad thing and I got a rough idea

IRT also lashed out at his critics, wishing that they "find better things to do than spreading all this racist and bigoted negativity." He omitted that his own stubborn insistence on bringing up race issues by force--and ad-naseum, and to the distaste of his fellow community members--often elicited counter-remarks based on race. What's more, he failed to mention his other provocations, including scores of hate posts on dozens of forums and blogs.

While IRT's Meltdown comes as no surprise to IRT Analysts, doing so in a "retirement" certainly does. "I feel so strange about the whole thing," said Samir Singh Gupta Patel, also known as Tuthmosis. "It's like the U.S. without the Soviet Union. Without an ever-looming IRT specter, much of my life will be rendered meaningless. What most people don't realize is that, nowadays, I rely heavily on IRT for much of the content that I produce at the RVF."

   

This announcement comes right on the heels of other major IRT news. Just last week, IRT informed his followers that he'd been admitted to the premiere University of Wisconsin's flagship campus at Madison, where--in addition to an advanced degree in Applied Troll Mechanics--he planned on pursuing as many blonde girls as possible.

"He may caused a lot of moderating headaches, cast aspersions on a lot of characters, driven many members crazy," adds Tuthmosis, "but this is the change that IRT, the person, may have needed. We always suspected that he might not be a pure troll after all--that he really was a disturbed young man, with real problems. All of this seems to confirm that. He will remain one of most controversial figures in RVF history."

IRT, who refused to comment for this story, leaves behind 67 banned accounts and over 3,000 race-related posts.

[Cincinnatus]

I don't believe for one second that this is the last we've seen of IRT.

[brownman]

My alma maters seen an influx of IRTs over the years.. Now this guys going there and studying the same stuff as my personal IRT?! My sympathy goes out to those who shall be trolled.

[Prophylaxis]

Many more will sprout to fill the void created by his departure

[FretDancer]

Will be deeply missed... But I don't think we've seen all of him yet.

[MorphineBliss]

*Spoiler Alert*



*No really, this is a spoiler alert, don't say I didn't warn you*




The IRT frequently retires about once a month. This is his MO:

1. introduction, says he's indian, wants to improve, this is his life

2. some low key questions

3. some questions on locations

4. full scale racial shit, goes batshit crazy

5. apologises, promises to post less

6. see 4., but more intense and heavier volume

7. singles out forum users that are supposedly abusing him, names others that are his friends

8. announces he's not going to post on other threads anymore, only his own, makes a thread to announce this

9. makes a thread to announce he won't be posting anymore, only reading

10. See 6 but escalated ten fold.

11. announces he is withdrawing from forum

12. returns as under a different name but making it clear its him

13. rinse and repeat 1-12 but escalated, what was previously a battalion-level skirmish now involves the entire 5th corps.

14. Promises to retire his new forum name and never to return. The end.


Season 2 to follow.

[soup]

Does this guy really have 67 accounts, and does he keep coming back like that? I've never seen him around here.

[bojangles]

(11-25-2012 02:52 PM)MorphineBliss Wrote:  

*Spoiler Alert*



*No really, this is a spoiler alert, don't say I didn't warn you*




The IRT frequently retires about once a month. This is his MO:

1. introduction, says he's indian, wants to improve, this is his life

2. some low key questions

3. some questions on locations

4. full scale racial shit, goes batshit crazy

5. apologises, promises to post less

6. see 4., but more intense and heavier volume

7. singles out forum users that are supposedly abusing him, names others that are his friends

8. announces he's not going to post on other threads anymore, only his own, makes a thread to announce this

9. makes a thread to announce he won't be posting anymore, only reading

10. See 6 but escalated ten fold.

11. announces he is withdrawing from forum

12. returns as under a different name but making it clear its him

13. rinse and repeat 1-12 but escalated, what was previously a battalion-level skirmish now involves the entire 5th corps.

14. Promises to retire his new forum name and never to return. The end.


Season 2 to follow.

He's done this all over the place, he's a right little cunt i tell ya

[rationalize_this]

My phone keeps autocorrecting "city" to "curry". I just sent a text to a hot blonde: "only in this curry". Cockblocking from the grave I see. IRT is one formidable foe.

[Zak]

Don't let him troll you with this one; he is having more fun at the expense of anyone who believes him. He hasn't gone at all. He set up a yet another user account at NN on 18 November and already started trolling NN before he announced his "retirement" using the name "Confuclican." He is really having a ball at NN; he is actually sending messages from one account to another and you don't have to be Colombo to spot the tells. In his latest incarnation, he has already started race trolling but his USP now is to write it in the style of someone who cannot speak English to a good standard, but who is making lots of reference to Indians/race (what a "witty" troll he is).

I can't understand why he is allowed to get off with this at NN. I also can't understand how so many people over there fall for every single one of his new identities and who feed his trolling.

I now understand and appreciate why RV needs such effective moderation. It it wasn't in place, this little mentally ill cunt would have turned this place upside down (which is of course, exactly what he wants). There is something seriously psychologically wrong with his trolling. He thinks he is funny, but his obsessive conduct falls way outside the realms of normal behaviour.

[el mechanico]

(11-26-2012 11:58 AM)Zak Wrote:  

Don't let him troll you with this one; he is having more fun at the expense of anyone who believes him. He hasn't gone at all. He set up a yet another user account at NN on 18 November and already started trolling NN before he announced his "retirement" using the name "Confuclican." He is really having a ball at NN; he is actually sending messages from one account to another and you don't have to be Colombo to spot the tells. In his latest incarnation, he has already started race trolling but his USP now is to write it in the style of someone who cannot speak English to a good standard, but who is making lots of reference to Indians/race (what a "witty" troll he is).

I can't understand why he is allowed to get off with this at NN. I also can't understand how so many people over there fall for every single one of his new identities and who feed his trolling.

I now understand and appreciate why RV needs such effective moderation. It it wasn't in place, this little mentally ill cunt would have turned this place upside down (which is of course, exactly what he wants). There is something seriously psychologically wrong with his trolling. He thinks he is funny, but his obsessive conduct falls way outside the realms of normal behaviour.

I think the NN is using reverse troll psycho mind games so he'll only have the problem for a short time (year or so) while we here are in for a lifetime of it (20 years +)

What is a Confuclican? What does that word mean? What are the other user names?

[Zak]

I Don't know. He uses random names and I wouldn't give his thought processes on this any weight; he obviously doesn't. I am only applying a cursory glance here and haven't given this little cunt too much of my time, but "IRT white girls" was one of many names. He is now trolling under the name "DIBAL- H" at NN ( he could have others, I don't know). This guy is playing a game and gets pleasure out of fooling people and causing conflict. It is astonishing how many users at NN are fooled and who enter into discussion with him on what are mind blowingly obvious trolling identities and posts. As NN has little moderation, it's like shooting fish in a barrel over there for him.

[rationalize_this]

(11-26-2012 03:10 PM)Zak Wrote:  

I Don't know. He uses random names and I wouldn't give his thought processes on this any weight; he obviously doesn't. I am only applying a cursory glance here and haven't given this little cunt too much of my time, but "IRT white girls" was one of many names. He is now trolling under the name "DIBAL- H" at NN ( he could have others, I don't know). This guy is playing a game and gets pleasure out of fooling people and causing conflict. It is astonishing how many users at NN are fooled and who enter into discussion with him on what are mind blowingly obvious trolling identities and posts. As NN has little moderation, it's like shooting fish in a barrel over there for him.

I was actually IRT_whitegirls and garnered a massive meltdown from him via pm after asking him if his hair was silky smooth like Cobra skin. I'm not proud of this, but I was up late working and figured emech and I could use a laugh.

[CMan0928]

(11-26-2012 08:52 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

I was actually IRT_whitegirls and garnered a massive meltdown from him via pm after asking him if his hair was silky smooth like Cobra skin.

Awesome. Care to post his reaction?

[bojangles]

(11-26-2012 08:52 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 03:10 PM)Zak Wrote:  

I Don't know. He uses random names and I wouldn't give his thought processes on this any weight; he obviously doesn't. I am only applying a cursory glance here and haven't given this little cunt too much of my time, but "IRT white girls" was one of many names. He is now trolling under the name "DIBAL- H" at NN ( he could have others, I don't know). This guy is playing a game and gets pleasure out of fooling people and causing conflict. It is astonishing how many users at NN are fooled and who enter into discussion with him on what are mind blowingly obvious trolling identities and posts. As NN has little moderation, it's like shooting fish in a barrel over there for him.

I was actually IRT_whitegirls and garnered a massive meltdown from him via pm after asking him if his hair was silky smooth like Cobra skin. I'm not proud of this, but I was up late working and figured emech and I could use a laugh.

I'd love to see this PM !

[Zak]

(11-26-2012 08:52 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 03:10 PM)Zak Wrote:  

I Don't know. He uses random names and I wouldn't give his thought processes on this any weight; he obviously doesn't. I am only applying a cursory glance here and haven't given this little cunt too much of my time, but "IRT white girls" was one of many names. He is now trolling under the name "DIBAL- H" at NN ( he could have others, I don't know). This guy is playing a game and gets pleasure out of fooling people and causing conflict. It is astonishing how many users at NN are fooled and who enter into discussion with him on what are mind blowingly obvious trolling identities and posts. As NN has little moderation, it's like shooting fish in a barrel over there for him.

I was actually IRT_whitegirls and garnered a massive meltdown from him via pm after asking him if his hair was silky smooth like Cobra skin. I'm not proud of this, but I was up late working and figured emech and I could use a laugh.

I believed that bit of trolling was him! There's so many trolling identities and posts at NN forum it makes my head spin.

[chyamor]

Ive been away from the board past few weeks, How did you guys find out his name?

[Cincinnatus]

(11-27-2012 06:19 PM)chyamor Wrote:  

Ive been away from the board past few weeks, How did you guys find out his name?

Details in this thread.

[Tuthmosis]

(11-27-2012 06:19 PM)chyamor Wrote:  

Ive been away from the board past few weeks, How did you guys find out his name?

That's not his real name. C.U.N. News doesn't always get all the details right, since they have a sensationalist agenda. It's the Fox News for happenings in the RVF world.

[Samseau]

I give up. What does C.U.N stand for?

[rationalize_this]

(11-26-2012 09:00 PM)CMan0928 Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 08:52 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

I was actually IRT_whitegirls and garnered a massive meltdown from him via pm after asking him if his hair was silky smooth like Cobra skin.

Awesome. Care to post his reaction?

There were 2 PMs he sent me. This first one, and another which I was unable to recover after I was banned.

Enjoy:

What is your problem man???? It is people like you lashing out that is creating hate for brown people like me. You need to come to terms with the fact that no one likes you, you have contributed no data, and probably need serious mental help. What is green mango mystery? Do you even speak English? It is no wonder you can’t get laid, you are probably FOB and are going to die a virgin. You really need help, your obsession with me is unhealthy, and you are acting like a fucking prick. I’m sick and tired of you trolls giving me advice when all it is racist criticism.

[FretDancer]

He is still posting on NN as Confuciclan or whatever his name is. What I can't seem to understand is why NN won't ban him for good.

[ManAbout]

(11-28-2012 02:34 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

What I can't seem to understand is why NN won't ban him for good.

Controversy is good for web traffic.

[Parlay44]

I think he'll end up marrying some Indian girl from his home village after he's done chasing white girls. That's what they all do.

[el mechanico]

His DIBAL-H moves are the best yet......

"RE: Stockholm, Sweden data sheet. (pics also)
I receive your message Confuclican and I also read your forum posts:

When I first started learn English, people would make fun of me when I spoke with an accent. People throw cruel jokes at me and say mean things to get me worked up but I managed to do good wherever I went, now my English gets better (I type poorly when I am tired, which I mostly am due to work hours). You worried about being Indian in Europe and I tell you, relax, not big problem.

You are scare of rejection, and this is bad. Rejection is normal, it happens all time, to the best even. The men who sleep with lots of women get rejected a lot too. I know you want to sleep with beautiful women in Brazil and Europe, I say go for it. It is not impossible and if you put work in, you will get results. Right now you are weak willed man without much guts, you come off as insecure, you don't put effort in, you fantasize, and you think of many hypothetical situation. Even if Swedish women love Indian man (some love Indians), you would not get with her because you are so emotionally weak.

I say relax, You are young man, enjoy life!

You live in 1st world America rather than poor country, make most of it, improve yourself and enjoy. You given good opportunity.

To answer question, yes, I know of Indian men who do good with women in Sweden. A lot of Swedes have love for Indian food, that Chicken Tikka Massala, Tandoori Chicken, Chicken Curry, Butter Chicken, Naan, so much spices. I eat out to Indian restaurant many time and so do my Swede, American, British, Scottish, Chinese, Japanese, and other friends. I bring woman to Indian restaurant and she love it. One Swedish girl I talk to told me she would love to date Indian man but one she met online sends her creepy messages on yahoo, still she loves Indian man.

Not many Indians in Sweden, we have Indians, but not many Indians. Some women have not even see Indians here.

One kid I know came from Mumbai to Stockholm for 2 months. Kid was 21, okay looking, tall, and friendly. Soon boy was dating 24 year old woman. Another Indian kid I met came to Stockholm from California, very American in behavior. Kid was a partyboy and managed to sleep with many girls (Blondes, Brunettes, Persian, Asian, and even ginger, who know how many he sleep with). Another kid come here from Florida, good kid, a little geeky but good kid, many girls liked him and he dated one girl who was 2 years older than him (Blonde). Soon he move back to Florida but two still keep in touch, she loved him. Only three Indian men I know personally, the others I never talk to. I see one man with Turban at night club kissing a redhead in my time there and another time I saw man with South Asian looks making out with blonde in Haga Park.

Confuclican, quit being so scared and wimpy, world is not out to get you. World have its own problems. Go out into your local town, go to a big city in America and approach and hit on women left to right. Approach until you do not fear rejection at all. Approach until you keep finding out what going wrong. You like White girl and Latina girl, approach 100 white women and 100 latina women.

Quit spending time on here fantasize, go out, see world, talk to real people, and experience it. If you go to Stockholm and if you carry yourself well, like three Indian men I list, you can also have success. I also know Indian men who had success in other European countries."