[soup]

I was just reading Gmac's blog post where he talks about leaving his wingman in the dust, and found myself laughing outloud, because I totally threw my wingman under the bus last night to get some pussy.

This is a thread to confess ye sins!

Here's another: when I was in highschool, I banged my bestfriend's girlfriend right after they broke-up. It's not a big deal to me now, but at the time it was really bad.

[Kickb]

I kissed my roommates girlfriend. I was drunk and she said some stuff that made me want to kiss her.

I was somewhat involved with a girl who you could say banged the whole crew. She fucked my ex roommate(different roommat) one of my coworkers, got fingered by two of my friends (they claim they fingered her at the same time). I only fingered her and she gave me a dry handy.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

I once banged this girl in a hotel room when her brother was in the room next door.

[Beyond Borders]

(10-28-2012 11:36 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

I once banged this girl in a hotel room when her brother was in the room next door.

When I was in high school, I got a blowjob from my girlfriend while her older brother and his girlfriend were sitting in the seat right in front of us. Her dad, who was ex-CIA and used to train Navy Seals, was driving, and her mom was riding shottie. I was finger banging the shit out of her and the whole van smelled like pussy.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

@beyond borders- lol thats pretty ballsy there. How did anyone not suspect anything though, what kind of fucking vehicle was this?

[Beyond Borders]

(10-29-2012 12:41 AM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

@beyond borders- lol thats pretty ballsy there. How did anyone not suspect anything though, what kind of fucking vehicle was this?

They suspected. I was sitting up with my arms folded on the back of the seat in front of me while she was knobbing and I noticed her dad kept glancing at me in the rearview mirror. I kept looking out the window as if nothing was going down. Talk about a poker face...

This happened on a trip to Disneyland, and later on her mom pulled her aside and said her dad didn't want us laying down in the back of the van en route. I think her brother and his girl ended up taking the back seat on the way home.

So they figured it out but couldn't prove it kind of thing.

I don't remember what kind of vehicle it was exactly (this was about 14 or 15 years ago). Just that it was a passenger van.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

@ beyond borders- lol you're lucky that the dad was a logical reasoner instead of an emotional one otherwise you might've ended up along a ditch somewhere. Still, you have my thumbs up. Bravo.

[Beyond Borders]

(10-29-2012 12:58 AM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

@ beyond borders- lol you're lucky that the dad was a logical reasoner instead of an emotional one otherwise you might've ended up along a ditch somewhere. Still, you have my thumbs up. Bravo.

I was a ballsy (read "stupid) kid. Guess I still am at 30+. lol

On another note, I highly recommend church girls for all you younger players out there. Not only are they freaks but, as the story above indicates, their religious fathers typically try to do the "right thing" no matter what.

If that guy would have been wrenching on vehicles for a living instead of being a figure in the church and community I no doubt would have gotten myself hurt.

[pirate player]

This is a little of topic, last week i did a P4P, i know that is shitty but the thing is i used to do this a few years ago and had no problem with it, but after finding this forum i changed.I didn't realize the magnitude of the change until after the bang when i felt like shit for paying for the pussy when i could have gamed a chick .And i kind of mind fucked myself, when we were about to fuck i told her don't worry my dick isn't that big! http://www.rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/dodgy.gif .

[rationalize_this]

I banged my best friend in college's ex gf (former campus girl model) and his little sister. The sister was infatuated with me to the point I had her do my laundry a few times. I was able to keep it under wraps until she told her mom about me. I let her down easy and she still sends me letters sometimes about how she feels. My friend found out about both, and was real cool about it. He said he'd rather it be me than some douche he didn't know. Talk about taking it like a man.

During beach weekend, I banged one of my fraternity brother's dates in the ocean during the day while he was on the beach maybe 30 yards away drinking. That night I banged my best friend's little sister (in the ass) again, and then my date 2 hours later. I then left the house (and my date) to go party at another house 10 minutes away to try and get it in again. My date wouldn't even look at me on the drive back to school.

[FretDancer]

This thread should be called The Confession Lounge

[Samseau]

One of my favorite tactics to raw-dog a girl who continues to insist on condoms is to break the condom before putting my dick in. It's easy to accomplish if you just put the condom on and pull back on the latex as hard as you can. Right as I'm sliding it in I have the condom break, so she's none the wiser.

If she does find out, I can just play ignorant and say the condom broke during sex and I wasn't aware.

[WesternCancer]

(10-29-2012 10:55 AM)FretDancer Wrote:  

This thread should be called The Confession Lounge

We need to have a "lounge lounge" where we can discuss what goes on in all of the other lounges.

[rationalize_this]

(10-29-2012 11:05 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

One of my favorite tactics to raw-dog a girl who continues to insist on condoms is to break the condom before putting my dick in. It's easy to accomplish if you just put the condom on and pull back on the latex as hard as you can. Right as I'm sliding it in I have the condom break, so she's none the wiser.

If she does find out, I can just play ignorant and say the condom broke during sex and I wasn't aware.

Ha I just posted this tactic in the newbie forum a few minutes ago. Funny that us players recycle the same tactics unknowingly. But hey, thats what this forum is for right?

[Veloce]

I've cheated on every gf I've ever had, usually many times.

Probably the most noteworthy incident was I had a chef gig and I was dating the owner's sister. She actually got me the job. Both her dad and brother were co-owners, and they treated me well. I wound up fucking one of the servers there. She was a hot aspiring actress who wound up becoming somewhat famous.

I get girls to fall madly in love with me and I completely destroy them.

I've never wronged any of my bros though, never fucked their exes or done anything that would upset them. One of my friends fucked one of my exes, the first girl I was in love with actually, and it pretty much killed our friendship. It wasn't necessarily the fact that he fucked her, it's how he did it that was pretty lame.

[Beyond Borders]

I want to bang my ex-gf's step-daughter.

In my own defense, my ex was 28 when we dated, and I was 19. I ran into the stepdaughter in a bar last year on her 21st and bought her and her father a drink.

Found her on FB and exchanged some messages. She invited me to go drinking with her one night when I was "bored" (read "horny and feeling the situation out"), but then I had a moment of purity.

I kind of broke up her dad's marriage to my ex when I was 19. His large old-school family hated me for years; I'm sure they'd be none too thrilled to hear I'd been seen out on the town with the daughter....

I didn't go out with her so it went nowhere.

But I can't lie - I still want the bang. Just waiting to spontaneously bump into her again so I can act like it "just happened."

[R Smoov]

Dear father soup, I have sinned. But I have perfect manster rationalizations as to why. The Beta devil had gotten me again. And I need to wash him away again.

Sin #1: I lost a No Fap Bet
Manster Rationalization: It was Hurricane Sandy! She got me drunk! I went 15 days without nutting!

Sin #2: I did not eat any cake/cupcakes girls gave me. And lied and said it was okay when they asked me how it was.
Manster Rationalization: I didn't want to be mean! They're nice girls and all but cake will make me fat! I wanna get big, but the cake is gonna make me unhealthy! More mass shakes plz!

Sin 3#: I'm going to get drunk during a hurricane
Manster Rationalization: yolo right?

I needed to confess my sins father soup. Thank you. There are so many bitches out here at my college. And I need to fuck them dear father. I will do pennance by going to the gym and lifting and drinking two mass shakes a day. And doing other productive things besides rubbing my dick. There are many bitches who can do that for. And I need to get them to go to work.

May the game be with you!

[soup]

(10-29-2012 04:54 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

Dear father soup, I have sinned. But I have perfect manster rationalizations as to why. The Beta devil had gotten me again. And I need to wash him away again.

Sin #1: I lost a No Fap Bet
Manster Rationalization: It was Hurricane Sandy! She got me drunk! I went 15 days without nutting!

Sin #2: I did not eat any cake/cupcakes girls gave me. And lied and said it was okay when they asked me how it was.
Manster Rationalization: I didn't want to be mean! They're nice girls and all but cake will make me fat! I wanna get big, but the cake is gonna make me unhealthy! More mass shakes plz!

Sin 3#: I'm going to get drunk during a hurricane
Manster Rationalization: yolo right?

I needed to confess my sins father soup. Thank you. There are so many bitches out here at my college. And I need to fuck them dear father. I will do pennance by going to the gym and lifting and drinking two mass shakes a day. And doing other productive things besides rubbing my dick. There are many bitches who can do that for. And I need to get them to go to work.

May the game be with you!

For penance, you must do 20 approaches and lift two bitches off the ground with your dick.

[R Smoov]

Im hip (i agree) fatha soup. Im a little drunk and i peed in the bathroom. But I was. spittin mad game to this white girl. I peed in d's shower nut idc. My house is i. Anotherway..

Imma get sbwtu# & chill.

Imma tell d's story when in sober father soup. But drunk tosca can# close too watch! !!!!

[Screwston]

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I went to a spa and did p4p last month. My first time.

[Jackhammer]

Pre-game

Gave up a bang from a cute chick because I felt like I'd "betray" my oneitis. She went out and bought condoms and everything and I just said "I don't want to." Although, this was after I drunkenly came in her mouth from a blowjob the night before, so at least I didn't totally lose out.

Post-game

Hooked up with my best friend's ex-girlfriend at a party. I felt miserable the next day and blew her off every time after that.

[Walderschmidt]

(10-29-2012 07:17 PM)houston Wrote:  

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I went to a spa and did p4p last month. My first time.

Were you in Germany by any chance?

[R Smoov]

THE SHORTY DIDNT GIVE ME HER NUMBER BUT ITS OKAY. MY SINS ARE FUCKING FORGIVEN.

THERES MORE HOES IN THE US. AND I AM DOING MY RVF DRINKING RITYAL

[Screwston]

(10-29-2012 07:36 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(10-29-2012 07:17 PM)houston Wrote:  

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I went to a spa and did p4p last month. My first time.

Were you in Germany by any chance?

No, it was here.

[WanderingSoul]

Stop banging your friends exs right after they break up, you dirty bastards. Like a bunch of wild animals in this motherfucker lol.