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06-11-2016, 05:14 AM
Been on a bender since noon.
On a shit posting spree now.
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06-15-2016, 11:10 PM
drunk and starting to self loathe I decided to go people watching. I noticed again and again I wonder, why do females cover their dam mouth in signs of any emotion?
They get happy= hands cover mouth
They start crying= hands cover mouth
They get engaged= hands cover mouth and so on...and so on..
At what point of our evolution history did this happen and why?
Anyways end of rant
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06-18-2016, 08:07 PM
Bump.
Drunk.
Went out to eat and had a pitcher of tequila at a Mexican place. Sexy waitresses everywhere. As we leave, she walks out fist. 2 waitresses don't say anything to her.
Stop me and say "thank you for coming. We hope to see you again."
As soon as we get out the door, she us pissed and wants to walk back in there. I take her home and bang the shit out of her instead.
PS: thanks to auto correct I think I spelled almost everything right. Without it would have been a disaster.
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06-19-2016, 02:45 AM
Dude never fucking care if your date flakes on ya you can be partying and nose skiing at the place.
Nope.
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06-25-2016, 10:29 PM
Rule 1 of having unpopular political and social views. Don't drunk text a chick for twerking at a pride parade to show sympathy with the Orlando victims.
Now pass me a beer.
"Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,— 'Wait and hope'."- Alexander Dumas, "The Count of Monte Cristo"
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06-29-2016, 11:20 PM
20+ ounces of rum deep.
Thoughts swirling in my head.
I just want to sleep but can't.
Sexy latina was down but her stupid friends dragged her away
Disappointed.
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06-30-2016, 12:17 PM
I'm probably stating the obvious here, but it was an epiphany for me.
I was watching some 80s movie last night and every single woman in it except one little 2 second bob-cut WB extra had a stupid 80s perm hairstyle.
Womens fashions are predictably cyclic. Everything ends up the exact opposite of what used to be in fashion. Curly hair to straight, high waisted pants to low, and back again, low again, high again. Eyebrows from a pencil line to natural and back. etc. Round and round. They have no idea of what actually makes them more attractive to males, they just folow. But if every fashion reaches it's extreme and then heads in the opposite direction, are we about to see women dressing feminine and tastefully as a rebellion against today's fashion? Long hair, floral dresses, no tatts, no piercings... Is "Christian virgin" style the next big thing? I hope so.
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I stand by my analysis.
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07-02-2016, 06:59 PM
This is what it is. Hater/ Drunk lounge today. Had to pick one I guess.
I hate being negative. Or having negative thoughts about people.
When you compare and contrast, the attention given to a good looking girl versus a military veteran who lost a leg or some shit, it just doesn't make sense.
I hate that nobody seems to care about sacrifice. When you think about it, a man walked out on his own accord and came back with less than before. What's this girl, or me, or you, ever done that's so great anyway?
I hate that we have military veterans that are homeless. That need help and no one cares about them being cast aside. I can't support them on my own, but isn't something being done? We've got the money for refugees but not homeless men that were willing to sacrifice it all for us?
I hate that our government fronts the taxpayer money for the cause-heads but won't pay for the tolls of the people that did the job they require and came back broken.
I hate that these things are even on my mind. They should be handled already. Not one ex-military should lack food or a bed to sleep. But they are. And I hate that so many look the other way.
This great country, bring your vision from afar and see what's in front of your face. Use the money you steal from us to pay for those that are righteous and good- and have earned a blessing! Feed, clothe, and embrace our struggling home team, then see what's left. If nothing, so be it.
Happy 4ourth of July USA.
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07-30-2016, 12:12 AM
I love this forum.
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07-30-2016, 01:41 AM
Moments like these for a split second I fall in love with a whore. I love all women but it feels like a dog chasing a mail truck.
I'm not gonna capture the beauty that she has just in this moment and I'll regret it a few weeks down the line.
"Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,— 'Wait and hope'."- Alexander Dumas, "The Count of Monte Cristo"
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07-30-2016, 05:33 AM
To the window, to the wall, till Ivanka drop down my balls...
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07-31-2016, 01:51 AM
Orale vatos locos.
I just fucked a nalgona chola with a big ass my nigga. The fucking power of ass my nigga.
I love ass.
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07-31-2016, 01:59 PM
Alcohol is God's love.
Drink and ye shall be quenched.
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08-07-2016, 02:15 PM
9am here on the island of beautiful Oahu. In bed drinking
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08-21-2016, 11:38 AM
Me and Mercenary be drinking Asahi and Baijiu in Beijing. This pussy doesn't have a VPN, so he hasn't posted since arriving in China weeks ago, which has probably come as a relief to those of you who love quality posts.
Merc is on my right now eating some weird Japanese food. He's a lightweight. Drank one beer and got completely wasted. Keeps talking about how he loves and wants to marry some 4.
I'm wearing a three piece suit right now. I'm awesome.
Some people just can't hold their liquor. Poor Merc.
I love you guys.
I'm the King of Beijing!
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08-21-2016, 11:43 AM
Suits is full of shit.
Im drunk....but he is much more drunk than me.
He tried to hook me up with some short haired Chinese 4 but I refused....gamed a much better inner Mongolian Chinese 7.
We are now having a drinking contest.....im on my 3rd Baijiu and totally sane enough to write this post.
Suits needs to come home early to his mummy to get hot milk and cookies.
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08-21-2016, 11:45 AM
That Inner Mongolia Chinese 7 was a 36 year old 4.
Weak.
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08-21-2016, 11:55 AM
I'm delighted to discover that the Asian 4 that was with you when I met you at Dawang Lu Subway Exit A 5 hours ago has miraculously been transformed into a 6. We both know that you not only banged her in Europe, but you followed her to Beijing, not once, but twice.
Beta.
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