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10-16-2012, 10:24 AM
Went to my buddies sons christening this weekend. We got drunk and went back to his house after for a smoke. I decided I couldn't drive home after. His girls mom was staying there as well. She is a brand new grandma. My boy in front of the room says, "you can crash here but there's no where to sleep cause her mom is in the spare room."
So I say, "it's ok I will sleep in the room with her."
She didnt say no. We get in there and at first its awkward and we are just sharing a bed. Than I get hard. I pretend I'm sleeping and grab her leg And rest it on my boner. It was game on from there. We started making out but i lost my boner! I went in raw, put my semi in but did not last long at all. It was weird. I think going in with the semi made for a quik bust. Anyone experience that ever? I pulled out and came all over her. I laughed and collapsed. she went to the bathroom got a towel and wiped me down. Great hospitality. Gilf life.
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10-16-2012, 01:42 PM
In the same way that life will probably reveal itself in the universe as something we couldn't imagine, game to manifests in the strangest places.
I think this thread should have been in the "cool science" thread.
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10-16-2012, 01:53 PM
Anybody else see the title of this thread and figure it was tenderman100?
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10-16-2012, 01:57 PM
Haha! Can't watch the video because I'm at work right now. Is the guy handsome with a 12 incher? If so that's definetly me.
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10-16-2012, 02:29 PM
How do you put a semi inside a girl?
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10-16-2012, 03:12 PM
man your friend's wife came out of that hole you just fucked lol
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10-16-2012, 03:13 PM
Hilarious, stories like this that have me hooked on this forum like a junkie....
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10-16-2012, 03:14 PM
How did you lose your boner? Isn't the Zinc supposed to prevent stuff life that?
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10-16-2012, 03:18 PM
I know bro. I haven't told him yet. I ended up not sleeping there and leaving after she looked Asleep. So far no one has said anything so I don't think her mom told anyone either. My buddy hasn't even asked me anything about it. I think he thought i was joking when I said I'd sleep in the room with her and he passed out before I made the move to go in the room.
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10-16-2012, 05:10 PM
46 is a MILF age. I'm fairly young so any mother who has an 18-25 year old daughter is a MILF. Any girl from 12 on up can have a child so I think you let the grandma thing get to your head. Demi Moore could be a Gma. Sofia Vergara could be a Gma too. Would you be concerned about fucking a Gma then?
Maybe o girl looked like a Gma but anything under 50 with a decent face and decent body could get smashed. Look at Tenderman's 40 yo thread.
Dont mean to shit on your thread. Props for getting the smash. I've pulled the "I'm sleep" and grab 3 different times and got the smash too haha. If any woman lets you sleep next to them, deep down they want the D anyway. Otherwise they would throw you a blanket for the couch or offer their bed. Good shit.
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10-16-2012, 05:46 PM
Quote: (10-16-2012 02:41 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:
Quote: (10-16-2012 02:37 PM)Roosh Wrote:
How old is she?
45. Daughter is 26. They are puerto rican. Not your typical grandma I know.
In the hood, these kinds of grandmas aren't uncommon...HA HA!
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10-16-2012, 06:11 PM
Hey a grandma is a grandma!
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10-16-2012, 07:12 PM
I don't get the "fake sleeping swoop maneuver" someone care to explain?
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10-16-2012, 07:37 PM
I've fucked plenty of grandmas. But I'm talking women in their 40's not white hair and cane grandmas
Those young grandmas know how to fuck!
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10-16-2012, 08:22 PM
I'm familiar with a 34 y/o g'ma that is proud of it.
I just shake my head.