I love cats. I have one named Roosh.
A time comes in a man's life when he realizes he has to step outside the box to get what he wants. I've fought in wars, built business, provide for others, and fuck tons of chicks. Now, I want bengal kittens. They look like little cheetahs.
Because of it's fragile ecosystem, Hawaii has stringent laws to protect it from invasive species. Apparently, bengal cats will fuck it up. I love Hawaii, but really doubt a couple cats will make that much of a difference.
This is why I come, respectfully, to this forum. I have located a bengal cat dealer in California, and plan on purchasing a breeding pair, and another neutered male. Getting them to Oahu is going to be a bit of a hurdle.
I'v e brainstormed and have come up with a few plans. If you fine folks can think of any way to help me out, please speak up. If not, how about just sending me a "good luck Kona" type message.
First off, I've already got a way to get around the animal quarantine law here in Hawaii, so don't sweat that.
Here's my ideas:
1) Private jet. I've done research, and even with the insider discount, a smaller, cargo only carrier will still cost about 20k from LAX to HNL. That's a guaranteed no-search flight. This is the easiest open and shut way to do it, but that's pricey. I'd also have to add a 1st class ticket to LAX, one night's accommodations, incidentals, and what have you in the meanwhile.
2) Sailboat. This will take about three weeks. All costs aside, I cannot get three weeks away, and I don't think it's healthy for my baby kittens to be on the water for that long. A boat is just out.
3) Commercial Airline. This is what I think is the best way to go. My plan goes like this:
- Fly from HNL to LAX
- Stay with an Asian girl there that I fuck. She's hot and really friendly.
- Have her drive me to buy the kittens
- Once i get them, go to a hairdresser friend of hers (she's Asian) that will play ball.
- Dye the kittens black
- While they're drying, go to the LA County Humane Society (Speakeasy, Basil, etc. How about some directions) and adopt 3 black kittens in the Asian girl's name.
- Let those kittens go, or give them away.
- Put a see-through shirt and short skirt on the Asian girl
- Have her carry a little kitten cage with her three new babies, and their official paperwork, right through the TSA checkpoint onto a first class flight from LAX to HNL
- Send her back coach, and enjoy my new pets
I believe this is the best plan.I have several concerns. If you guys see any holes, please speak up. They are:
1. The hair dye. I would hate for a TSA agent to get black stuff all over his gloves. That would blow the whole thing. Dying the kittens rubber-glove blue is out.
2. The microchips they put in adopted pets. I really doubt the TSA or Customs and border protection have a reader that they will check those against. I'm working out a way to make it so, regardless, the chip can't be found, and they get a zero read. I'm hoping this is where the girls tits, mixed with tears over her new kitty's comes into play.
Other than those, I see no problems.
Can you guys throw out any more tips?
LA guys, the directions will be helpful.
Mahalo in advance for the help.
Aloha!
A time comes in a man's life when he realizes he has to step outside the box to get what he wants. I've fought in wars, built business, provide for others, and fuck tons of chicks. Now, I want bengal kittens. They look like little cheetahs.
Because of it's fragile ecosystem, Hawaii has stringent laws to protect it from invasive species. Apparently, bengal cats will fuck it up. I love Hawaii, but really doubt a couple cats will make that much of a difference.
This is why I come, respectfully, to this forum. I have located a bengal cat dealer in California, and plan on purchasing a breeding pair, and another neutered male. Getting them to Oahu is going to be a bit of a hurdle.
I'v e brainstormed and have come up with a few plans. If you fine folks can think of any way to help me out, please speak up. If not, how about just sending me a "good luck Kona" type message.
First off, I've already got a way to get around the animal quarantine law here in Hawaii, so don't sweat that.
Here's my ideas:
1) Private jet. I've done research, and even with the insider discount, a smaller, cargo only carrier will still cost about 20k from LAX to HNL. That's a guaranteed no-search flight. This is the easiest open and shut way to do it, but that's pricey. I'd also have to add a 1st class ticket to LAX, one night's accommodations, incidentals, and what have you in the meanwhile.
2) Sailboat. This will take about three weeks. All costs aside, I cannot get three weeks away, and I don't think it's healthy for my baby kittens to be on the water for that long. A boat is just out.
3) Commercial Airline. This is what I think is the best way to go. My plan goes like this:
- Fly from HNL to LAX
- Stay with an Asian girl there that I fuck. She's hot and really friendly.
- Have her drive me to buy the kittens
- Once i get them, go to a hairdresser friend of hers (she's Asian) that will play ball.
- Dye the kittens black
- While they're drying, go to the LA County Humane Society (Speakeasy, Basil, etc. How about some directions) and adopt 3 black kittens in the Asian girl's name.
- Let those kittens go, or give them away.
- Put a see-through shirt and short skirt on the Asian girl
- Have her carry a little kitten cage with her three new babies, and their official paperwork, right through the TSA checkpoint onto a first class flight from LAX to HNL
- Send her back coach, and enjoy my new pets
I believe this is the best plan.I have several concerns. If you guys see any holes, please speak up. They are:
1. The hair dye. I would hate for a TSA agent to get black stuff all over his gloves. That would blow the whole thing. Dying the kittens rubber-glove blue is out.
2. The microchips they put in adopted pets. I really doubt the TSA or Customs and border protection have a reader that they will check those against. I'm working out a way to make it so, regardless, the chip can't be found, and they get a zero read. I'm hoping this is where the girls tits, mixed with tears over her new kitty's comes into play.
Other than those, I see no problems.
Can you guys throw out any more tips?
LA guys, the directions will be helpful.
Mahalo in advance for the help.
Aloha!