[Tuthmosis]

I find this interesting for a couple of (contradictory) reasons. One the one hand, it reminds me how easy it is for celebs to get access to quality pussy (not just the chick he's banging, but the ones he mentions are waiting to bang him after his divorce). On the other hand, it's encouraging to see--like our very own tenderman--older cats still laying down quality pipe. Life doesn't end at 50 or 55 or 60, in other words.

There's a one-minute clip of the tape at the link below. I'm sure the whole thing is available online somewhere, but that isn't really the point of this thread. And, I'm sure 99 percent of us can find better porn in two seconds.

Full story and clip.

The chick:

   

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Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway
A.J. Daulerio

Because the internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex. We watch this footage because it's something we're not supposed to see (sometimes) but we come away satisfied that when famous people have sex it's closer to the sex we as civilians have from time to time. Meaning: it's hardly ever sexy the way we expect it to be sexy, even when the participants are ostensibly more attractive than the majority of our sex partners will be.

But naked, they're still having sex like people who don't usually have sex on camera. Even if their dicks are big enough to smash a boat horn with authority, or their faces are lit up like Gulf War scud missile footage after midnight, their sex- purposeful, vaunted celebrity sex-is still incredibly dull. The normalcy of it is exciting, though. When you see glimmers of sloppy kissing or some shoulder moles or just an earnest, breathy, post-coital "iluvvvvuuuu..." it becomes mesmerizing.

Up top, you'll see one minute from the 30 minutes of footage taken of 59-year-old Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler, Real Life American Hero to many, fucking a woman rumored to be the ex-wife of his best friend, a famous radio DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge. This footage was stealthily circulated last April. TMZ reported its existence, The Dirty showed some screen shots, and Hulk lawyered up because he claims he was "secretly filmed." Last week, a burned DVD copy of Hulk having sex with the woman rumored to be Heather Clem (Bubba's ex-wife), was delivered to us through an anonymous source. They wanted no payment. They wanted no credit. Their only request was that we watch it. So I did—all 30:17 of it—and hyperbole aside, it's a goddamn masterpiece.

(continues.)

[megatron]

I think this is a pretty good case for doing your best to be in good, well muscled shape when you get older. even if it involves taking roids

[soup]

Hulk's the man. From now on I'm going to say "Be cool. You're awesome." When I'm saying goodbye to a bitch I've just banged.

[Timoteo]

That was obviously taped without his knowledge (it looks like one of those home security cams from the placement of it and it being in black & white), but it's still great PR for him. I'd love to see the WHOLE thing, even though it's only from one angle.

[presidentcarter]

I keep clicking on this thread just to look at her tiggs.

[speakeasy]

I can't believe I just saw the Hulksters boner, lol.

But seriously, good for him. That chic looks hot to me. I could only dream to be tapping ass like that when I'm in my 60s. The Hulk was a WWF hero to me when I was a kid, and I still like the guy.

[WesternCancer]

I bet he yells "HHHUUUUIULKKKK HOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGHHHHHHAN" as he nuts all over those fine ass tittayz.

[lavidaloca]

That guy sure lives a wicked life. I can only imagine what his life was like in his prime!

[vinman]

And this is why you take your vitamins, and say your prayers every night brother, so you too can grow from a little Hulkamaniac, to a big Hulkamaniac.

[Tuthmosis]

They fucked up by not bringing out Mean Gene to interview him afterward.

[jammer]

(10-04-2012 10:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

They fucked up by not bringing out Mean Gene to interview him afterward.

The best Mean Gene-Hogan interview was at Bash at the Beach 96. That was probably the best promo ever.

[WanderingSoul]

Feel bad for Hulk that this shit got taped though. Doin the Hulkster dirty, those bastards. If that is Bubbas wife, and that wasn't him in the office, then that is fucked by Hulk. Who knows though, they might be circulating that story just because it makes for better press, and it isn't true. Or, maybe that was Bubba in the office and they are into that shit.

[megatron]

Why feel bad for him? This will only raise his profile and now they'll be even more starfucker chicks who'll spread for him.

[Blaze Frazier]

"What you gonna do? What you gonna do, when Hulkamania cums all over you?"

"Drink it up like a good girl?"

"That's right."

[Enigma]

[Enfant_Terrible]

Holy shit I used to listen to Bubba, I wonder how it was all set up as I heard his voice in the background at the start of the video

[Duke Castile]

Am I the only one that thought it seemed sad?

Honestly I think she might have been a whore. It was very businesslike and unemotional.

[cibo]

(10-05-2012 12:50 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Am I the only one that thought it seemed sad?

Honestly I think she might have been a whore. It was very businesslike and unemotional.

That's her just being an American girl.


Anyway, I'm proud that Hulk is fucking like that still. He got assed raped so hard with his divorce after his ex-wife went off with a 19 year old kid who was his daughters friend. I thought he was done, at least he came back Hulkster style.

[BIGINJAPAN]

Those could be embarrassing for the Hulkster. I remember hearing an interview with Jesse " the body " Ventura talking about Hogan's rape charge. Apparently for such a big guy he is hung like a light switch.

[Samseau]

Video has been taken down?

[porscheguy]

(10-05-2012 12:50 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Am I the only one that thought it seemed sad?

There is nothing sad about pushing 60 and having a girl half your age saying "your big dick feels so good in my pussy."

[chyamor]

1-10 rank her? she would be a 6 or 7 without the fake tits

[Matt3B]

(10-05-2012 12:50 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Am I the only one that thought it seemed sad?

Honestly I think she might have been a whore. It was very businesslike and unemotional.

I agree in that I think she is a whore. Does it seem sad? No.

[Ramon Zarate]

Nice to see an old dude still killing it.

[Deluge]

(10-05-2012 12:50 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Am I the only one that thought it seemed sad?

Honestly I think she might have been a whore. It was very businesslike and unemotional.

It was his bestfriends wife, and it sounded like he gave her permission

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"You guys do your thing," this man says. "I'll be in the office if you need me."