[R Smoov]

I was about to fight this asian guy last night. All thanks to this guy.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Vodka + Red Bull.

Worst hangover ever.

Ew.

[EisenBarde]

Well I just drank a LOT of homemade tequila...

[slubu]

In college I split a bottle of tequila with my friend. Don't remember anything and woke up in a bed the next morning spooning a pitbull. Thankfully, there was no +1.

[rationalize_this]

Two many blackout nights in college to count. I actually had a competition going with one of my best friends in the fraternity. We blacked out something like 19 nights in a row. At my peak I was downing 13 bourbon and gingers in an hour. Power hour FTW.

One of my most memorable blackouts was Sophmore year. I apparently fucked some random sorostitute, and passed out unable to finish after massive whiskey dick. Unsatisfied, she went to the next room in bra and panties and proceeded to get railed out by an older brother. Meanwhile, I started yacking uncontrollably. My roomate called my gf to come take care of me. I remember none of this. I woke up that morning at 8am with a half eaten jimmy johns sandwich in my mouth, to a call from my coach telling me to be at workouts at the stadium in 30 minutes.

It GETS BETTER. My roomate smashed that night as well, but was nowhere to be found. The girl he smashed turned out to be sorrority sister of my gf, and she asked for a ride back. It was on the way to workouts so I thought nothing of it. When I asked my roomate where he was, he said he pissed the bed that night and peaced out as quick as he could hoping she would wake up thinking it was her! Dumb bitch ended up ratting on both of us to my gf and that took awhile to recover from. Especially after seeing a fb photo of me making out with a girl in exchange for "beads".

NOTE: Four Loko is the DEVIL. We used to mix them with 40s of Old English. We called them "Curbstompers". Either because how agressive you get after drinking them, or how you end up feeling the next day...

[Kickb]

A year or two ago me and a friend tried to shotgun a Fourloco.

[Idlenations]

I once bought a bottle of sambucca as it was stupidly cheap and i was going to a house party. I proceeded to drink half the bottle got beer googles and ended up shagged a 4ft 9' troll girl on her grandmas bed, I woke up the next day full of regret as well as a stonking hangover. I can no longer even smell sambucca with out retching this is made worse by the fact the club i visit the most now has shots of sambucca for £1 and the man law is that if someone buys you a shot you must drink reguardless of what it is. I've made so many runs to the toilet i'm starting to be on friendly terms with the toilet attendant.

[Alpha Mind]

My life.

That and 151.

[Anon-A-Moose]

4th of July, 2009. 1 glass of Bacardi, 6 glasses of vodka, a bottle of everclear, 2 smirnoffs, some beers, and while I was on a high dose of prozac. Drinking contest. The prozac makes the liquor hit you hard, so I had some grape soda. Bad idea!

Was barfing purple for a solid day. Felt like I swallowed a thermite grenade. The old lady was NOT happy. Weird thing was, I remember the whole night well, and everyone said I was cool. I walked to my front door normal, turned to my gf, said "that was a nice time out, we should do this again", and then painted the rosebush purple.