[Blackhawk]

She's a comedienne who's a past-30 has-cats-instead-of-children spinster. From her twitter feed:

I deserve a man who will love me for exactly who I pretend to be.

My boyfriend is SO needy! He's all "I wish I were real!"

The first time sleeping over a guy's place is always awkward 'cause I have to explain who I am, how I got in, & why I'm crying.

When my phone says "searching," I hold it to my heart & whisper "Me too, phone, me too," then burst into tears.

If some slut tries to steal your boyfriend, remember, that's actually her husband, & you're very drunk.

Still haven't found the perfect photo of my cat for my locket. Then again, they're all pretty purrrfect HAHAHAHAHA i'm so alone HAHAHAHAHAHA

Being single isn't so bad because you don't have to share your bed or feelings.

Pretty cute how my ex is trying to get me back by posting photos of him & his wife on their honeymoon.

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup." -Maybelline

I'm hungry, but I also want to get married.

1st date: Puss in Boots 3D. 2nd date: Puss in Boots 3D. 3rd date: Anal.

If I were a guy, I'd text me back.

I'm prettier in person... with the lights off... & you have to be drunk.

I may not be "perfect" or "popular" or "attractive" or "sober" or "married" or "respected."

http://favstar.fm/users/MrsRupertPupkin/most_retweeted

[Menace]

Would smash...for up to 3 months.

[MrXY]

She's bangable looking and fairly funny but I'm sure she would be a neurotic pain in the ass to date

[Cincinnatus]

There are few things more aggravating than a woman who thinks she is funny.

Still, I'd smash that.

[vinman]

If she would just SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop being clever she could probably trap a mope.

[Private Man]

Actually, some of those are quite amusing.

[Basil Ransom]

How is that the same person as this:



and



She looks very cute in the OP's photo, not as much above. Did she grow a double jaw since the first photo was taken, or just find the perfect MySpace angle?

[Samseau]

So many fucking spinsters out there... it's unreal.

As for her photo: Nice gut. Maybe she should hit the treadmill if she wants a husband.

[Roosh]

The bar for "female comedian" seems to be lower than for male comedians.

[Samseau]

Her comedy is nothing more than self-depreciation. I'm honestly quite depressed reading it, because I'm pretty sure she's serious.

[Cincinnatus]

(08-31-2012 05:39 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

The bar for "female comedian" seems to be lower than for male comedians.

Yep.

Eddie Brill was right. Shame he had to lose his job as Letterman booker for saying that women aren't funny. Glad to see that Adam Carolla came out to support him.

[Blackhawk]

I was wrong. She's not a comedienne that could appear on Letterman. She's just an assistant. She's had some administrative role in Family Guy and a few other minor shows.

[Scott]

(08-31-2012 01:34 PM)Blackhawk Wrote:  

She's a comedienne who's a past-30 has-cats-instead-of-children spinster.

Huh, what's that?

Quote:

comedienne

I've never seen this word before. Are you sure that you just didn't make this up? Better check Google...

Quote:

The term "comedienne" is sometimes used for female comedians.

Oh.

Oh.