[kosko]

Men age like wine and women age like cars.

We all know this, but wow....

I am shocked to see what one of my first crushes as a young boy has turned into. Literally she must of been my first boner back when you didn't even really know what the hell they were.

Lark Voorhies AKA Lisa Turtle from Saved By the Bell

Circa 1990's:



Circa 2012:


......She's 38....




Damn shame:

[Roosh]

Wow.

38 is not that old..... for a man.

[kdolo]

I had the biggest crush on her - Lisa Turtle was FOINE !!!!

[rlongo924]

damn that's rough.

[Samseau]

Another instance of beautiful women who doesn't reproduce, she had one child just last year. I see it all the time, ugly women have loads of babies and beautiful women are lucky to pop out one. It's like their too selfish to raise a family when their in their prime.

[durangotang]

[HeyPete]

Yeesh. And she has the makeup caked on. Imagine what she looks like without the mask?

[Excelsior]

At first I wasn't too taken aback. I figured she was probably just an older actress back during her TV days, and concluded "She doesn't look so bad for late 40's/50's".

Then I saw the number "38".

[Tuthmosis]

Compare this tragedy to Mario Lopez, during the same period.

   

@durang: Awesome GIF. I hereby nominate that for smiley consideration.

[durangotang]

@Tuth

When I saw that .gif, I knew it would have a special place on this forum.

[Excelsior]

(08-17-2012 11:03 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Compare this tragedy to Mario Lopez, during the same period.

Scarier still: this guy is actually older than her.

[RawGod]

She's overweight, that's all. Not a bad case of wrinkling or other aging problems.

[kosko]

(08-17-2012 11:16 PM)RawGod Wrote:  

She's overweight, that's all. Not a bad case of wrinkling or other aging problems.

Weight is not all she put on bro...



....

[Nonpareil]

Always been kinda partial to Elizabeth Berkley (even if her character was a shrill know-nothing high school feminist harridan, still, Showgirls!)

She was on CSI a few years back, would fuck.



What do you think these guys (we all know what Slater and Zack are up to) are doing these days? I can't see the residuals packets from Saved by the Bell! being too hefty, are they on the reality TV circuit?

[vinman]

Fuck me! I actually met her back in the 80's in Hawaii. I was in the Army stationed there and met her in Waikiki. While my friends were trying to get pics and autographs, I was trying to get my dick wet. She had some security, and talked about "loving the Lord" so I pushed on. Back then she was cute, but had some acne, but being a drunken 20 year old I would've made allowances for boning a t.v. star. She looks like a bag of hammered shit now. Sad.

[OGNorCal707]

Funny shit is that Screech ended up going into mad debt a few years back and was facing foreclosure on his house and ended up making a porn movie as a way to make some money. As random, strange, and gay as it sounds to say, dude has got a huge schlong, he has a 3some with two chicks and it's pretty hardcore like ass to mouth, etc.

[FretDancer]

Please add durang's GIF to the emoticon list please.

[Tuthmosis]

A Close Reading of Durang's Epic Throwing-Up Dog Animated GIF
By Tuthmosis

1. It's just another day in Alpha Dog's life. And, like on every other day, he's taxing like the champ that he is. Even the bitch is into it, with a pleased dog-grin on her face. Everything's good.

   

2. That half-eaten bag of curly fries and chili dog he snatched up from the dumpster are starting to rear their ugly heads. Who knows how long they were in there. But, like the top dog that he is, Alpha Dog doesn't wait to throw up. He cuts loose right there and then. Fuck it.

   

3. As is common with females, the bitch is a fair-weather friend. She gets out of dodge right-quick, leaving Alpha Dog at his darkest hour.

   

4. Nothing phases a top dog. A bitch is a bitch, but Alpha Dog's lunch is Alpha Dog's lunch. Confident that he can swoop another bitch, or that same one, later on, he chooses to slurp his stubborn lunch back up--rather than chase after a disloyal, flakey bitch. If the lunch won't stay, he'll make it stay. You can't let a good thing go to waste, and bitches always come second.

   

Lesson:

Banging is good, but the true Alpha Dog doesn't let females dominate his life. He prioritizes the various aspects of his life according to his current needs. He knows life is unpredictable, so he lives in the moment, and adjusts to conditions on the ground.

Value as a Smiley:

1. To express general disgust.
2. To express disgust at someone else's bang, or one from your own shameful past.
3. To express that you would bang, but would be disgusted at yourself for it (a 5/10 or the anal-tattoo broad, for instance).
4. To express an unexpected, unpleasant surprise.

[Excelsior]

^

[Screwston]

Damn. Slater was born in 73 and could pass for 30. Maybe even younger with the way people let themselves go now days.

[speakeasy]

(08-17-2012 11:03 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Compare this tragedy to Mario Lopez, during the same period.



@durang: Awesome GIF. I hereby nominate that for smiley consideration.

No homo but dare I say Mario Lopez actually looks better now than he did back then.

[Spike]

Whats up with this No homo stuff ? Can't a guy just say another guy is hansom? I never made a problem of that.

For example, every time I look in the mirror i say out loud: There's one hansom devil there.

Here's a link to a Then and now of Saved by the Bell - http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/...2191/20191

Some people said i look like (long haired) Zack a bit.

[Moma]

(08-18-2012 05:38 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

Whats up with this No homo stuff ? Can't a guy just say another guy is hansom? I never made a problem of that.

That's cos you're Dutch, baby. I've been to Holland, I know how y'all roll..

[Moma]

They say black don't crack..but if you abuse drugs, it will take something away for the infinite immediate pleasure it gives, I guess.

She looks terrible. I've seen sistas 10 years older than her in Toronto, that look 10 years younger than she does.

How horrible.

[Samseau]

(08-18-2012 05:38 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

Here's a link to a Then and now of Saved by the Bell - http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/...2191/20191

Great link.

Look at how the guys aged:





Divorced with two kids





Married to a woman 8 years younger than himself, one kid





Became a porn star

Compare it to the women:





She still one daughter, and is married to a man 2 years older than her. Mistake on his part?





Not all women age bad.  Married at age 40 (!) to a Greg Lauren (42) and had one kid.
Did he marry up or down?