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07-27-2012, 04:37 PM
Strangely enough I'm not a dick in the Dominican Republic but in Greece I'm the biggest dick on the planet. Any anti American undertones send me into super dick mode. I actually spend half my time there fighting and fucking shit up.
Story:
I'm at my buddies apt in Ano Glyfada (Athens) and I walk down the street and ask the guy at the peeripthrero(news stand) for some bus tickets. He said signomi(sorry) I don't have any the other news stand across the street has them. Ok so I go across the street and ask and the other dude says "No sorry I think the guy across has some" ok fuckers! the bus driver just told me you have them but ok I'll see you later....
I go downtown and later that evening I was chilling at a taverna getting wasted with some friends and I decide to walk home....
I see a little car with some tire valve stem removers on the wheels as caps and thought Hmm...I can use this so I took one. I kept walking and thought about those dicks pissing me off with the bus tickets and decided to go pay them a visit. I go down to possibly kick some ass or whatever and they're both closed. Shit but wait....Don't those ice cream coolers and soda machine coolers have freon?? I have a shreader tool in my pocket. All four machines got dis charged.
So..I wake up about noon or so and go down to get some smokes. I grab an ice cream and its melted out of the cooler so I asked hey dude what's up with this fucking ice cream? I bet your buddies across is fucked too huh? I'll take a pack of Marlboro lights and my bus tickets now. Ok?
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07-27-2012, 04:56 PM
More dick stuff from the past hour..
I got that girl to get me a room on her card. She said her account was low and I told her I'll probably pay for it. I wont.
I have a girl in Tampa frantically looking for something for us to do tonight. I'll be nowhere to be found.
I'm going to leave my door unlocked and invite this girl to meet me at my house so she will clean it and blow her off too.
I made a first date with a online girl. Not going to show. Flake by text and not answer her calls..
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07-27-2012, 05:17 PM
I do dickhead pretty well, not to Mech's level, but sometimes my arrogance gets overpowering. Usually after too many drinks....
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07-27-2012, 06:18 PM
Being a dick doesn't work in the 3rd world, least in my experience. There's enough assholes traveling from the U.S. and Europe. I don't want to be "that" American. Here in the DR, being nice is getting me much further.
You have to be stern though.
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07-27-2012, 06:36 PM
Update: So hotel room girl says text me when you get close I'm at my friend Sheri's house I want to go in with you.
What does that mean?
She made the reservation and doesn't want it on her card. Haha.
Nice try. I told her to go and I was almost there and get some ice. I'm still home. If she doesn't check in I'm not going.
See you have to be a dick! She agreed and is backpedaling cause of her precious cash. She knows I'm a dick and will blow her off so lets see. If I go and get shadowboxed I'm going to fuck her and send her home. Will report back.
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07-27-2012, 07:40 PM
I want to follow El Mech around and just laugh. Every entry has me laughing like crazy. Especially the one about fucking up the newstands. I love doing shit like that.
I was always a nice guy through high school and much of college and my low date totals back up that it's not the way to go.
I discovered being a dick inadvertantly. I was in a bad mood one night and at a bar. I was in my mid 20's. Every girl who talked in our little group, no matter what they said even if I agreed with it, I would just say "bullshit." Elongating it ... Bullllllshiiiiiiit ... for emphasis.
I got a few 'what's your problem?' type responses, but I also noticed a couple of chicks check me out for the first time.
It's obviously evolved since then, but it's amazing how much more girls repsond to being a dickhead.
And EVERY woman I've come across will swear up and down that being a dickhead doesn't work on them. Sure it doesn't. Such simple creatures these wimmenz.
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07-27-2012, 08:57 PM
I didn't expect this thread to do so well! Thanks for all your stories elmech!
Anyway, good thing about being a niceguy learning to be a dickhead is that you know how to reign it in when you need to. Bad thing is that you have to think about it doubletime to get it down properly, and can't be an extreme dickhead.
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07-27-2012, 08:58 PM
Well I'm here with my date in a free room. My dickness made it all happen. She looks great and I've had a chat with her and told her we should really be a item. Lol
I did pull another dick move though on the way here.
Check I'm chatting this cute blonde up online and asked about a Friday date. She said yes but I'm going on vacation sat morning and have to be at the airport by 10 am.
Where you going?? She says Rome. Oh ok . She wanted to hang tonight but I knew better. So after a few text today and on my way to the beach she sends me " what happens in Rome stays in Rome" ha. I sent back ... I know that and let her stew ... Two minutes later she asked if I've been and I sent back " You know I write travel articles right?" stew again...... She talks some crap about are the girls there hot? I'm sure but I did read something alarming on my international travel site about American and Canadian overweight women flocking there as kinda sex tourists the STD rate for men there now is off the charts!! So I didn't want to tell you but I really care about you guys.
Haha
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07-27-2012, 09:18 PM
Quote: (07-27-2012 08:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Well I'm here with my date in a free room. My dickness made it all happen. She looks great and I've had a chat with her and told her we should really be a item. Lol
I did pull another dick move though on the way here.
Check I'm chatting this cute blonde up online and asked about a Friday date. She said yes but I'm going on vacation sat morning and have to be at the airport by 10 am.
Where you going?? She says Rome. Oh ok . She wanted to hang tonight but I knew better. So after a few text today and on my way to the beach she sends me " what happens in Rome stays in Rome" ha. I sent back ... I know that and let her stew ... Two minutes later she asked if I've been and I sent back " You know I write travel articles right?" stew again...... She talks some crap about are the girls there hot? I'm sure but I did read something alarming on my international travel site about American and Canadian overweight women flocking there as kinda sex tourists the STD rate for men there now is off the charts!! So I didn't want to tell you but I really care about you guys.
Haha
i talk a lot of shit but no shit if you released a proper 250-350pp book of stories and object lessons on being a dick, I'd buy it for $20.
Not a shitty ebook or how to book but just stories, well-formatted, nicely bound. just saying. i'm sure i'm not the only one.
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07-28-2012, 04:58 AM
I don't know how to deal with American women's ego.
I feel like I have to walk on a string. If I am too nice, I fall to the left. If I am too douche bag, I fall to the right.
Sometimes I just give them my # on online. they either don't contact or just reply with their number.
(it hurts their ego to contact first as a woman)
they don't respond to txt right away. It take 10 minutes for her to respond. so I wait about 10 minutes.
It takes 20 minutes for her to respond for next one. it gets worse that way.
Girls cancel on a date just by making simple excuses. It would be dumb to get rid of her just because of one flake out (most guys would say this here). If I cancel on a date like that, it would be very hard to set another date.
I think American women put their Ego first. We don't mind contacting her again after she flaked out with a lame excuse (for sake of pussy obviously) Girls won't fuck a guy to preserve their ego. It's more important than sex.
I believe dick move only works once she is addicted to your cock.....
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07-28-2012, 05:16 AM
Deal with it by shattering it. Bitch probably needs to be taken down a notch anyway.
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07-28-2012, 10:30 AM
Quote: (07-28-2012 05:16 AM)Architekt Wrote:
Deal with it by shattering it. Bitch probably needs to be taken down a notch anyway.
Unfortunately, this is the name of the game in the U.S., England, and the OZ. The 3 countries I've gotten the worst attitude. I am good at pegging these sorts, and usually just pass. There's still too many decent girls out there that don't require all the drama to get laid.
I'm not a dick my nature. It requires more effort.
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07-28-2012, 11:03 AM
Here's another dick move I learned in Highschool. A classic.
When I had a test or a class I didn't want to go to I would break my pencil tip in the door lock then lock and close the door from the outside. Class over.
This works in your girlfriends car ignition, door locks, roomates door lock, her moms house and just about any other place where you want to fuck someones day.
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07-29-2012, 12:03 AM
Some girl on the train was supremely fucking drunk last night so I mocked her ruthlessly. At some stage she mentioned that she's a burlesque dance teacher, which is fucking awesome, so I actually became interested in what she was saying. At this point her friends butt in and say "STOP TALKING TO THIS GUY HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE," then pick her up and drag her to the seat on the other side of them. I unleashed a fucking flurry of hate and fury at these bitches, leaving them speechless. This little interaction then set the tone for the entire night. By the end of it, I had a girl paying for all my drinks, and buy me some MDMA, eventually taking me back to her place to bang her. This was after making her rearrange all of her plans so she could meet me at the police station, rather than where she was going.
Asshole game is cash.
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07-29-2012, 12:16 AM
Quote: (07-28-2012 10:53 AM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (07-28-2012 10:30 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:
Quote: (07-28-2012 05:16 AM)Architekt Wrote:
Deal with it by shattering it. Bitch probably needs to be taken down a notch anyway.
Unfortunately, this is the name of the game in the U.S., England, and the OZ. The 3 countries I've gotten the worst attitude. I am good at pegging these sorts, and usually just pass. There's still too many decent girls out there that don't require all the drama to get laid.
I'm not a dick my nature. It requires more effort.
I can't wait to be a dick in the UK. High on my list for sure.
I was actually pretty good on my date last night and only had one real dick episode or maybe two.
We were at the rooftop bar and the girl I was with for some reason can make friends with anyone in two seconds. She's from NC and has some southern charm not in a trashy redneck way.
Well she makes friends with some very tall blonde girl about 30 or so and she went over to 'save" her from some dudes hitting on her and drags the bitch to my table. Bad move. So she's blabbing about dudes talking to her and hows she's alone at the beach so I say to her.."Do you have a room here?" No I live in ST. Pete. I told her look now you have two choices and I turned to my date and said right in front of her "Do you want to fuck this chick tonight?" stone cold faced and they just stood there and looked at me with their mouths open. So I said girl you have three choices. 1. You're wasted so get a dui 2. Come to our room. 3. Find a dude to fuck. We ended up back in the room and got her number mine was getting wasted and my window was closing so that was that.
Man, something really similar happened to me.
I was at a bar with two girls, one a platonic friend and one I was trying to get with. I had logistics planned out so it was going to work.
Anyways were in a group having a good time when another strange chick randomly comes up and starts talking to us, sidles up by me. So I think i can use her for a min just to get my girls vagina tingling.
She starts acting volatile so i start fucking with her a little bit. finally in the end i lit a maatch and put it to her face and told her a story of when i set someones hair on fire by accident. she bounced. i think she was angling for some free drinks or something i dont know. i was trying to get out of there. it worked out my friend got blackout drunk and her mom picked her up and i spent the night at the other chick's house.
another time some girl was over for dinner, but she wouldnt give the pussy up so i politely told her she had to go. i was in central park west and she lived in bushwick and it was the weekend. she had to take the L literally and metaphorically at 3:30 in the morning.
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