Quote: (11-03-2012 03:53 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (11-02-2012 06:49 PM)Merenguero Wrote:
I don't live in Miami. I do have multiple family members who live there and I spent approximately one week out of every month there last year. I may get back into the habit of going there in a month or so.
Although I spend a great deal of time in both Miami Beach and in other parts of Miami-Dade County, I always stay in a hotel in Miami Beach. This is because I like being able to walk everywhere and I don't have any family on the beach. Everyone either lives in other parts of Miami-Dade or in Broward.
I generally go to the beach and the gym during the day. If it rains, which it does much more often than it should when I am in Miami, I try to catch up on some sleep and go to the gym. I never eat during the day when I am there.
I usually eat dinner somewhere between 8:00 P.M. and 10:00 P.M. I usually eat somewhere on either Ocean Drive or Lincoln Road. Many people consider the Lincoln Road restaurants to be better than the ones on Ocean Drive.
I know many people think Miami has substandard strip clubs, but after dinner I usually go to Club Madonna on Washington Avenue in South Beach. There is really no other option for strip clubs in South Beach.
After the strip club, where I go depends on the day. During the week, especially on Wednesday, I usually head to Brickell. There are several options there. Lolita is always a good option. Blue Martini gets pretty packed on Wednesday and Thursday, but I am not a big fan of that place. Baru Urbano is pretty good most nights. Segafredo is also pretty good. On Tuesdays, Boteco, which is far north and slightly west of South Beach is good for Brazilians. On Saturdays, I always go to Bongos in downtown Miami. When it is not raining, the outdoor section is always very good. I also go there some Fridays, but on Fridays, I prefer to go to the Brickell spots which I mentioned. On Sundays, I eat dinner at Club Tipico Dominicano. Sunday is the most popular club night there. I often plan to stay there after dinner, but I don't really like the set-up or overall vibe there. I usually end up going to La Covacha in West Miami on Sundays. It stays open to at least 6:00 A.M. I was there past 7:00 A.M. the last time I went. If for some reason I don't go to La Covacha, I may go to Nikki Beach on Sunday. It is the only South Beach nightclub I have ever been to. I don't really worry about ratios, but Nikki Beach had a pretty bad ratio last time I went. The talent was decent, though. In my opinion, that is all that matters. After I leave the main nightlife venue, I make a last ditch effort at the Clevelander, Mangos, or both. If that doesn't work, I go back to the strip club and throw up a hail mary. The Clevelander, Mangos, and Club Madonna are all in walking distance of each other and I usually stay within walking distance of all those places.
Merenguero, you have a crazy South Beach strategy.
Real street. I kind of like it.
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I know many people think Miami has substandard strip clubs, but after dinner I usually go to Club Madonna on Washington Avenue in South Beach.
You convert there a lot?
What is your strategy at that place? I have been there a few times with minimal success. Actually, I met one girl from there the next day at the beach and she was so crazy, I split. And trust me, I can usually handle "crazy".
That place has a tough set up to swoop in my opinion.
You don't work the Prime 112 angles?
Or the hotel bars?
The nightclubs ie Mynt, Bamboo, Wall etc?
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On Tuesdays, Boteco, which is far north and slightly west of South Beach is good for Brazilians.
Is this the only night it is good?
I have a friend that lives real close. Is it worth rolling too?
Can you break this place down a little more?
When I go to Club Madonna after dinner, there are almost always girls sitting or standing outside of the place. Most of those girls know me, even if I have been away from Miami for a while. I always talk to them before I go inside. There are also almost always girls in the lobby who escort you to a table after you pay the cover. In my opinion, this part is crucial. If the girls who are in the lobby escort you to a table, you will not be as visible as you will be if you post up at the bar. If you are not as visible, not as many girls will approach you and your results will be worse. After I pay the cover, I say hi to the girls in the lobby, talk to them briefly, then politely tell them that I am heading to the bar. The bar is on your right after you walk in. When I post up at the bar, I chat up the girl who is behind the bar and wait for the girls to come up. The last time I was in the place, the girl who was behind the bar did not know me and told me that standing at the bar was prohibited. I don't know what that was all about. I have posted up at the bar multiple times without any problem. I am in no way saying that that place is great and have only had minimal success there. It is all there is in South Beach, so we are pretty much forced to deal with it. Supply and demand.
I haven't been to Prime 112, but I will check it out next time I am in town.
I haven't been to Mynt, Bamboo, or Wall. I have been to the bar at the W, which is obviously in the same location as Wall. I have seen the bar at the W be completely dead some nights, but it is pretty good on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. I haven't been to any other hotel bars. The bar at the Catalina may be worth checking out. I believe there was a mini forum meetup there a few weeks back. The reason I mention the Catalina is that I have met some attractive international tourists who were staying there. As far as clubs go, I only go to clubs to dance and only dance to Latin music. Most of the places which play Latin music are not on the beach. That is part of the reason why I spend so much time in other parts of Miami-Dade. There used to be a place called Macarena, which was on Washington Avenue very close to Club Madonna and which played Latin music and attracted girls from over the bridge. That place turned into Rok Bar, then turned into something else. Tantra has or had a Latin night on Saturdays, but the only benefit to me going there would be the logistics. There are many better options over the bridge on Saturday nights.
The only thing that makes sense to me is to stay in South Beach, but spend a fair amount of time on both sides of the bridge. If I were to spend all of my time in South Beach, I would mostly be restricted to tourists and would for the most part miss out on the best women which Miami has to offer. If I were to stay on the other side of the bridge, I would miss out on all the easy tourists, would only meet women for whom my not living in Miami would quite possibly be a turn-off, and would still have to deal with the same inherent difficulties which many local Miami guys face. Many Miami tourists do not realize all of this and therefore only stay on the beach side. I also realize that language issues also screw many Miami tourists. They obviously don't screw me. I obviously incur a large expense in taxi fares travelling all over Miami-Dade, but I don't see any other way.
There are two Botecos. One is the one I previously mentioned which is far north of South Beach and just west of Miami Beach. The other is pretty new and is on Espanola Way in South Beach. I have only been to the one which is farther north. I have only been there on a Tuesday. It is probably good on Friday and Saturday nights as well, but I don't know. I don't believe it is good any other nights. Many of the girls who went there the time I went brought guys. There were enough single girls to make the place worthwhile. The music was pretty much all Brazilian and I have no idea how to dance to that. The girls were pretty friendly and all spoke English. I would say that on a Tuesday night, it is one of the best places in the area. On another night, such as Friday or Saturday, when there are many options, I really doubt I would go there.
On 21st Street and the beach there is a food truck called Cafe Portofino. I was telling rationalize_this a.k.a. Was this Beta this and I think I got through to him. There are tables and chairs my this food truck where you can sit down and eat and drink. When the weather is nice, tons of girls come up to the food truck. A good strategy is to order some food, sit at the tables, and wait for the girls to come up.