What function does a cat serve?
It probably goes without saying around here that the popularity of cats and with their spinster caretakers is a sign of the end-times of America.
What purpose do these animals really serve? Surrogate companionship. Cats are the ultimate whore of all the animals. That's probably why women feel so connected to them.
Real companionship is too difficult for our kid-gloves American culture. Women will have a cat in place of a baby.
Cats are up there with corn-syrup as one of the biggest anesthetizing things in America.
It probably goes without saying around here that the popularity of cats and with their spinster caretakers is a sign of the end-times of America.
What purpose do these animals really serve? Surrogate companionship. Cats are the ultimate whore of all the animals. That's probably why women feel so connected to them.
Real companionship is too difficult for our kid-gloves American culture. Women will have a cat in place of a baby.
Cats are up there with corn-syrup as one of the biggest anesthetizing things in America.