Quote: (01-03-2013 03:45 PM)Merenguero Wrote:
Does anyone have any information on the Catalina Hotel in South Beach? I know there are two pools there, one of which is on the rooftop. Is there any talent at the pools? Do both pools have bars? Do you have to reserve and/or pay for the cabanas or chairs at the pools?
Damn, I gotta come back and throw down some info on this thread when I have time. But honestly, the catalina does have a decent bang for the buck if you are on a budget, and yeah the TV show sucks, especially when you just want to lounge by the pool and there are 30 douche bags acting out a "reality television" show. But I looked around for a while and they had the nicest rooms for the price at that time. It all depends on the time of year though. I could tell you a couple better places to go if you walk in, but if you are trying to walk in during peak season, not a chance you'll get a room. But if you're going in the summer, I can get you hooked up.
As far as strip clubs go, Scarlets has the best looking women. Tootsies is definitely not a brothel, though you may be able to p4p for certain girls, as you probably could for the right price at scarlets as well. if you are looking for a brothel, it's porkies, but fuck that shit. King of Diamonds is huge in Miami but it's mostly black girls if that's your think, you'll love KOD. The strip clubs in MIA were much different than Vegas. It's strange because the quality of strippers in vegas are much better though the quality of women in general in MIA is much better. I think the good looking girls in MIA go more for the modeling gigs. I had more fun at tootsies though usually even though scarlets has better quality. To be honest though, unless you are REALLY into strip clubs, the ones in MIA are a waste of time. Plus, if you are staying in SoBe, any quality strip club (The 3 mentioned above) is gonna be a $60-70 taxi ride each way. Save your money and do something better. I'm sure you have strip clubs in your home town, and I bet the ones in Miami aren't much better.
Whoever mentioned "Well" nightclub having 2-1 girl to guy, LOL! Please, don't go to Well expecting that. Maybe it will be 2-1 but it's usually more like 2 or 1 people there. Maybe 4 guys and 6 girls. You may be lucky if you catch it on a good night, but for the most part, there's nothing going on there. I hear on either Thrusdays or Fridays they have a decent salsa night, but it's nothing to write home about. My boy used to DJ there, I would go to support him, but the most people I've seen at the place was maybe 20-30. Great venue though, its just a shame it never fills up. Back in the day I hear it used to be one of the most poppin' spots in MIA (though under a different name I can't remember right now). On either night you can find much better things to do in Miami. But the Forge however next door, is a great place to have dinner.