I'm thinking about Mallorca within 30 days. I want to avoid hookers and too many British girls.
I prefer Scandinavian or German.
I prefer Scandinavian or German.
DATA SHEET: Mediterranean Island Mallorca, Spain
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Quote: (07-07-2017 09:57 AM)casa-nostra Wrote:
I went to mallorca 2- 3 years ago
Basically , i went to Magaluf , i find myselef every night taking the bus to Mallorca .
Magaluf : 30% italians , 50% UK , and the rest Local or various tourists. OMG Magaluf was a cokfest with high bitch shield and racistyoung english girls, they only hang with british people that's it.
Went to mallorca , was way better , Ratio OK ,lots of germans , was making out with a solid 8 young german girl all night long. Couldnt close because of logitstic ( our appartement was in magaluf)
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Your post makes little sense. If you were in Magaluf, you were also in Mallorca (without having to "take a bus to Mallorca"). Given that Magaluf is situated on the island of Mallorca.
You seem to mistake the island of Mallorca, with its capital city, Palma (Palma de Mallorca).
Note that nobody on Mallorca (the island) calls "Palma de Mallorca", Mallorca, they call it Palma. Short version is Palma, certainly not Mallorca... I mean, it looks like you haven't been to the island at all, if you mistake the island with its main city...
Quote: (07-15-2017 02:57 PM)Going strong Wrote:
Quote: (07-07-2017 09:57 AM)casa-nostra Wrote:
I went to mallorca 2- 3 years ago
Basically , i went to Magaluf , i find myselef every night taking the bus to Mallorca .
Magaluf : 30% italians , 50% UK , and the rest Local or various tourists. OMG Magaluf was a cokfest with high bitch shield and racist
Went to mallorca , was way better , Ratio OK ,lots of germans , was making out with a solid 8 young german girl all night long. Couldnt close because of logitstic ( our appartement was in magaluf)
Your post makes little sense. If you were in Magaluf, you were also in Mallorca (without having to "take a bus to Mallorca"). Given that Magaluf is situated on the island of Mallorca.
You seem to mistake the island of Mallorca, with its capital city, Palma (Palma de Mallorca).
Note that nobody on Mallorca (the island) calls "Palma de Mallorca", Mallorca, they call it Palma. Short version is Palma, certainly not Mallorca... I mean, it looks like you haven't been to the island at all, if you mistake the island with its main city...
Yes exactly i meant palma de mallorca , i found more spanish and germans . freindlier and easier to swoop
British young girls are really racist againt anyone no British in magaluf
Ok this datasheet is completely missing El Arenal, thats where all the German and Dutch girls go to party. Clubs are Megapark and Beer Konig. So easy to get laid there.
Loads of hot young dutch/german girls in El Arenal![[Image: biggrin.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Goddamn I love Mallorca.
Loads of hot young dutch/german girls in El Arenal
Goddamn I love Mallorca.
What clubs/nightlife areas of action do you suggest in Palma? I will be there in a couple of months. I will stay in Palma city and decided to avoid El Arenal and Magaluf, in end of September they might be empty and not in my style dealing with British and German teenagers.
Quote: (07-19-2017 11:04 AM)casa-nostra Wrote:
Quote: (07-15-2017 02:57 PM)Going strong Wrote:
Quote: (07-07-2017 09:57 AM)casa-nostra Wrote:
I went to mallorca 2- 3 years ago
Basically , i went to Magaluf , i find myselef every night taking the bus to Mallorca .
Magaluf : 30% italians , 50% UK , and the rest Local or various tourists. OMG Magaluf was a cokfest with high bitch shield and racist
Went to mallorca , was way better , Ratio OK ,lots of germans , was making out with a solid 8 young german girl all night long. Couldnt close because of logitstic ( our appartement was in magaluf)
Your post makes little sense. If you were in Magaluf, you were also in Mallorca (without having to "take a bus to Mallorca"). Given that Magaluf is situated on the island of Mallorca.
You seem to mistake the island of Mallorca, with its capital city, Palma (Palma de Mallorca).
Note that nobody on Mallorca (the island) calls "Palma de Mallorca", Mallorca, they call it Palma. Short version is Palma, certainly not Mallorca... I mean, it looks like you haven't been to the island at all, if you mistake the island with its main city...
Yes exactly i meant palma de mallorca , i found more spanish and germans . freindlier and easier to swoop
British young girls are really racist againt anyone no British in magaluf
Matter of fact, I think Palma has recently changed its official name from Palma de Mallorca to Palma. Just Palma, would say Pignon...
As to "British young girls are really racist against anyone not British in magaluf", you are (bitterly) wrong, they are "really against anyone not handsome and under 25, in Magaluf", well, until they get too drunk to notice... But don't you worry for them, there'll always be an ugly one in the group to stay sober and cockblock you, dude. Fat ugly chicks don't get drunk, they just watch their cute slim friends getting wasted, and wait for the right time to deny everybody sex...
In any case, don't even go to Magaluf if you are over 25, not handsome, or if you are an intellectual type.
I just landed in Mallorca. Leave on 7/31. PM me if anyone wants to meet chicas.
Maga Walk of Shame went viral, then it got shut down. Pretty funny stuff.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...galuf.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...galuf.html
I was in Palma, Mallorca recently and didn't enjoy it. I GTFO in less than 48 hours.
Weather and locals are nice. Meeting girls was very challenging for me. This is my POV...YMMV.
I travel solo (for many years) and meet strangers quite easily. I opened nice girls from Italy, Switzerland, Sweden, Slovenia, Portugal, Spain but couldn't build any momentum. I avoided British girls.
Mindset
Singles come here to party, similar to Spring Break. Thirsty guys have a ton of energy and spray the girls with attention.
The clubs on the main strip know this and inflate their prices. All they care about is quantity.
No locals. Mostly travelers, so people are either defensive or pretentious.
European holiday makers will pay these exorbitant prices, because they saved 12 months to spend their load in 2 weeks of sun. It's almost like they're committed to "have the best time in life," so they will spend their wad no matter what. I saw this as fools wasting their money, and the merchants knew how to profit from this.
Cons
Most Scandinavians travel in packs and have a herd mentality. 2+ set of girls will rather meet a pack of Scandinavian guys continue the evening. I noticed the girls will linger around the venue, waiting to be picked up by their fellow, drunken countrymen. I speak their language, but I'm not in their tribe. In this case, I would have done better being the non-local in their country vs. trying to meet them in Mallorca.
After basking in so much attention, some girls pump up their ego and become pretentious.
There's no venues with an upscale door policy. Everyone can go into the same venue, and the crowd is too diverse. Sky Bar Cuba was a good place to warm up. Palma nightlife would have potential if the venues could bifurcate the San Antonio vs. Playa d'en Bossa crowd. Instead, it's a huge cluster with different mindsets.
In Marbella, there are La Suite, Mosh and Olivia Valere. You know what kind of crowd to expect when you get in.
Titos is the biggest nightclub. I got in the queue at 2AM, waited an hour...price was 60EUR to get in. Some younger people who waited in line with me left due to the price. I paid since I knew I was going to leave soon. I had to see it. Good DJ, cute girls with bitch shields...nothing special. I would never pay that price to get into a club like that again. Ironically, I became the fool wasting his hard-earned money...
Pros
Mallorca is beautiful and locals are very nice.
I would return there with a girlfriend or family. There are many beaches around the island. You can enjoy your holidays and avoid the ruckus.
The temperature was hot. Nice sea breeze was very relaxing.
Trifecta
Ibiza / Playa d'en Bossa - Venues know how to segment their patrons, expensive, the wealthy have their yachts, quality venues, fun if you're invited to private after-parties at the villas.
Marbella / Puerto Romano - Venues know how to attract the right people, locals and international crowd, expensive, locals who know what's up are open to talk, too much P4P.
Mallorca - Spring Break destination. Bring high energy, holiday piggy bank and climb Mt. Bitch Shield. Quantity not quality. Nice place for couples or families.
Weather and locals are nice. Meeting girls was very challenging for me. This is my POV...YMMV.
I travel solo (for many years) and meet strangers quite easily. I opened nice girls from Italy, Switzerland, Sweden, Slovenia, Portugal, Spain but couldn't build any momentum. I avoided British girls.
Mindset
Singles come here to party, similar to Spring Break. Thirsty guys have a ton of energy and spray the girls with attention.
The clubs on the main strip know this and inflate their prices. All they care about is quantity.
No locals. Mostly travelers, so people are either defensive or pretentious.
European holiday makers will pay these exorbitant prices, because they saved 12 months to spend their load in 2 weeks of sun. It's almost like they're committed to "have the best time in life," so they will spend their wad no matter what. I saw this as fools wasting their money, and the merchants knew how to profit from this.
Cons
Most Scandinavians travel in packs and have a herd mentality. 2+ set of girls will rather meet a pack of Scandinavian guys continue the evening. I noticed the girls will linger around the venue, waiting to be picked up by their fellow, drunken countrymen. I speak their language, but I'm not in their tribe. In this case, I would have done better being the non-local in their country vs. trying to meet them in Mallorca.
After basking in so much attention, some girls pump up their ego and become pretentious.
There's no venues with an upscale door policy. Everyone can go into the same venue, and the crowd is too diverse. Sky Bar Cuba was a good place to warm up. Palma nightlife would have potential if the venues could bifurcate the San Antonio vs. Playa d'en Bossa crowd. Instead, it's a huge cluster with different mindsets.
In Marbella, there are La Suite, Mosh and Olivia Valere. You know what kind of crowd to expect when you get in.
Titos is the biggest nightclub. I got in the queue at 2AM, waited an hour...price was 60EUR to get in. Some younger people who waited in line with me left due to the price. I paid since I knew I was going to leave soon. I had to see it. Good DJ, cute girls with bitch shields...nothing special. I would never pay that price to get into a club like that again. Ironically, I became the fool wasting his hard-earned money...
Pros
Mallorca is beautiful and locals are very nice.
I would return there with a girlfriend or family. There are many beaches around the island. You can enjoy your holidays and avoid the ruckus.
The temperature was hot. Nice sea breeze was very relaxing.
Trifecta
Ibiza / Playa d'en Bossa - Venues know how to segment their patrons, expensive, the wealthy have their yachts, quality venues, fun if you're invited to private after-parties at the villas.
Marbella / Puerto Romano - Venues know how to attract the right people, locals and international crowd, expensive, locals who know what's up are open to talk, too much P4P.
Mallorca - Spring Break destination. Bring high energy, holiday piggy bank and climb Mt. Bitch Shield. Quantity not quality. Nice place for couples or families.
I just finished 5 nights there and will give a bit of feedback:
The ratios were not nearly as bad as I was expecting. The pub crawls and booze cruises we went on here all about 50/50, if not more girls than guys. Part of the reason for this is the promoters are all guys and they spend more time trying to get girls to join. Basically every girl there gets laid at least once... lots more than that. Whether they have a boyfriend back home or not is basically irrelevant. As an American, it was a huge advantage since everyone is British/Irish. A few Scandinavians and Germans mixed in but 90% UK/Irish. I got complimented on my accent a bunch of times. Aussies/Canadians would have that same advantage. Being mid to late 20s will help as well. Your competition is a bunch of idiotic, poorly dressed, drunk of their ass 18-20 year olds. The girls are not very attractive however... very.. chunky. Obviously there are still a handful of attractive ones, but without a foreigner/age advantage, it would be pretty hard to pull one of them unless you are top tier good looking. Due to the nature of the island, I think good looking plays a bigger factor here than good game, since the girls are just coming to have a fun weekend and hook up with good looking guys. Don't rule out hitting on the workers, a lot of them spend the summer there to hook up as well.
I stayed at Sol Wavehouse which set us back $225 a night for a one BR apartment with a pullout couch. It's probably the best place logistically, but a bit on the classier end. The are some more party type hotels a bit further down the beach.. it's kind of a toss up on which I would prefer.
The pub crawls and booze cruises are ok for pulling, but the street is where it's at. A lot of girls get abandoned and end up out alone because their friends go to the beach to bang or back home with a guy. Any guy with decent game and good endurance should be able to pull a good percentage of nights there. Bananas club is probably where you want to head at 2am or so. 20-30 euros there gets you open bar from 12-6am.
Overall, I went 3/5, my friend went 3/5, and my other friend was 1/3... I'd say we probably underperformed our potential and were going for the top talent. If you don't mind a little cushion you would rack up some serious numbers. Bring lots of condoms, if there is a place to wear them Shagaluf would be it.
The ratios were not nearly as bad as I was expecting. The pub crawls and booze cruises we went on here all about 50/50, if not more girls than guys. Part of the reason for this is the promoters are all guys and they spend more time trying to get girls to join. Basically every girl there gets laid at least once... lots more than that. Whether they have a boyfriend back home or not is basically irrelevant. As an American, it was a huge advantage since everyone is British/Irish. A few Scandinavians and Germans mixed in but 90% UK/Irish. I got complimented on my accent a bunch of times. Aussies/Canadians would have that same advantage. Being mid to late 20s will help as well. Your competition is a bunch of idiotic, poorly dressed, drunk of their ass 18-20 year olds. The girls are not very attractive however... very.. chunky. Obviously there are still a handful of attractive ones, but without a foreigner/age advantage, it would be pretty hard to pull one of them unless you are top tier good looking. Due to the nature of the island, I think good looking plays a bigger factor here than good game, since the girls are just coming to have a fun weekend and hook up with good looking guys. Don't rule out hitting on the workers, a lot of them spend the summer there to hook up as well.
I stayed at Sol Wavehouse which set us back $225 a night for a one BR apartment with a pullout couch. It's probably the best place logistically, but a bit on the classier end. The are some more party type hotels a bit further down the beach.. it's kind of a toss up on which I would prefer.
The pub crawls and booze cruises are ok for pulling, but the street is where it's at. A lot of girls get abandoned and end up out alone because their friends go to the beach to bang or back home with a guy. Any guy with decent game and good endurance should be able to pull a good percentage of nights there. Bananas club is probably where you want to head at 2am or so. 20-30 euros there gets you open bar from 12-6am.
Overall, I went 3/5, my friend went 3/5, and my other friend was 1/3... I'd say we probably underperformed our potential and were going for the top talent. If you don't mind a little cushion you would rack up some serious numbers. Bring lots of condoms, if there is a place to wear them Shagaluf would be it.
Small feedback also from my side. I stayed in Palma center, the city, nightlife and hotels are quite expensive compared to the Spanish average. This is not a place for cheap tourists, in fact there were many people in their 30s and 40s. For me it is generally a plus. I suggest to stay near the promenade where the whole action is - anything between Tito's and Shamrock is fine. The architecture is great and there was an amazing weather which allowed me to go to beach in the afternoon.
As for the nationalities, I would say apart from locals, it is mainly French, Germans and some EE girls. I was actually surprised to see also several Swiss people.
In Spain the nightlife is pleasant, people go out with a great mood and tourist girls are generally responsive - it is quite easy to start a conversation if you have a good energy and good looks. I underline the importance of speaking numerous languages that help to neutralize the approaches of Spanish guys and stand out from the competition: for example you see French girls approached by Spanish guys with a lame English, you can enter with high energy and approaching in French the girls to get those guys out of the conversation.
Tito's is a good club, I enjoyed the music but ratio inside wasn't the best, additionally high Italian competition; only managed to get a kiss there.
I suggest to go with a wing since many girls are in groups of two or three and you should be able to play your chances on the streets till the dawn. Didn't check out Magaluf and El Arenal but I imagine the season is over there and all action is in Palma. Good restaurants with sea food. As for the beaches, Illetes has been my fav even if the water was cold, although I don't suggest to approach in the beach but rather relax, chill out and prepare yourself for the night.
As for the nationalities, I would say apart from locals, it is mainly French, Germans and some EE girls. I was actually surprised to see also several Swiss people.
In Spain the nightlife is pleasant, people go out with a great mood and tourist girls are generally responsive - it is quite easy to start a conversation if you have a good energy and good looks. I underline the importance of speaking numerous languages that help to neutralize the approaches of Spanish guys and stand out from the competition: for example you see French girls approached by Spanish guys with a lame English, you can enter with high energy and approaching in French the girls to get those guys out of the conversation.
Tito's is a good club, I enjoyed the music but ratio inside wasn't the best, additionally high Italian competition; only managed to get a kiss there.
I suggest to go with a wing since many girls are in groups of two or three and you should be able to play your chances on the streets till the dawn. Didn't check out Magaluf and El Arenal but I imagine the season is over there and all action is in Palma. Good restaurants with sea food. As for the beaches, Illetes has been my fav even if the water was cold, although I don't suggest to approach in the beach but rather relax, chill out and prepare yourself for the night.
Another good spot for summer, like the other Spanish islands.
Hit the tourist girls and you'll do fine (if you're good looking and you have good game of course).
Hit the tourist girls and you'll do fine (if you're good looking and you have good game of course).
Anyone staying in the island next week? And has anyone been to Alcudia/Port alcudia?
You can get a € 3000 fine for getting too drunk there now.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47624856
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47624856
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The resort city of Palma in Majorca is restricting alcohol in some popular areas, including the beach, in a drive against drunk tourists.
Police will be able to fine them up to €3,000 (£2,565; $3,406) for anti-social behaviour from 1 April.
Bars, clubs or restaurants breaking the rules can also be fined. They must not promote any drinking in the street.
In the most popular waterfront areas of Palma de Mallorca there will be no more happy hours or two-for-one offers.
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