[soup]

Most of the chicks I know in NYC are very conscious about eating healthy. Being fat is a no-no around here.

[Nonpareil]

(05-30-2012 11:31 PM)rozayINTL Wrote:  

There is no middle ground between women who "omg i fuckin LOVE food" and the women (the few of them left) who have a respect for food. Some of the women in my family have one or two medium sized meals a day (they often cook for others without even sitting down to eat).. the other half are total users and will chow down like its their job, and yes they are the fatasses. Absolutely no self control whatsoever, most of them used their pregnancies as excuses to eat whatever whenever, although something tells me they did it before and my uncles were just too fucking ignorant or straight up didn't care. It shows selfishness in addition to a lack of control.

one of my buddy's girls would be around our apartment and this bitch would just take out anything out of the fridge and start fucking eating it. And yeah she was chubby. Fuck chubby girls. I am really convinced most of the bitches just LOVE TO EAT. They have no respect for that shit. My friend could actually cook quite well, anytime he'd make something she would eat at least half of it.


Also i think college really fucks up girls' abilities to cook shit and/or take care of themselves or anyone else in a civilized manner. When girls leave the house (and mommy/daddy isn't cooking her food anymore - if they even did in the first place).. this is really their time as an adult to pick this shit up. Yet when you think about it they don't get that opportunity in between spending a year or two in a dorm, a year in the sorority house eating out/buying food every night, and maybe a year in an apartment where these habits don't improve. This unfortunate trend translates into "homemaking" skills as well. Dorm/college life is fucking de civilized as shit, just as bad for females as males. Don't believe me, chill in an all girls' dorm.. fucking ANIMALS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I've definitely noticed that girls who are sexy (not anorexic, but with the nice, feminine physiques; your typical 5'5 115 chick with nice hair, skin and breasts) are often the ones who (in addition to not getting plastered at the club every Friday and Saturday night) are the ones that eat normally; some fruit and a piece of toast for breakfast, a small sandwich for lunch and a medium-sized dinner of something like chicken and vegetables. Three small, square meals, drinks water and any coffee she drinks she brews herself.

The fatties, barring the absolute Jabbas (so your typical 20-30 lbs. overweight American girl...the Jabbas definitely eat too much) are the ones you think 'Why can't this broad cut weight? I never see her eat much', but then you notice that in addition to loving to drink and loving her high-cal lattes, the one meal a day she does eat is huge, is done at a bad time (later than 8 PM, it's okay to eat dinner after 8 PM...if you're going to bed at like 1:30), and it's always followed with cake or cupcakes (there's another one; women LOOOVE! cupcakes...if my dick was made of cupcakes I'd just do 'Whip it out in public!' game).

[WesternCancer]

Women will also mock you for eating something they deem unhealthy, or if you eat more than them, even if you weigh 100lbs more than them.

I was on a weekend trip with a bunch of girls and I brought along 2kg of ground beef, bacon, eggs and various vegetables. For breakfast I had my normal eggs and now just added a few strips of bacon. They all went "omg you know eggs are sooooo bad for you, you're only supposed to eat liek 2 a week at most or something right?!?!" I'm pretty sure the 2 a week is said to people with high cholesterol. They said this while eating huge plates of hashbrowns, bagels covered in cream cheese, juice and baked goods. Healthy breakfast I know right.

We went to the beach about an hour later and I snacked on some nuts. They said OMG NUTS ARE LYKE SOOOO HIGH IN FAT WTFFF!!!"

I cooked all of the meat at once in one huge ass patty to avoid having to cook the rest of the days. I cut it up and put it on my salad with some veggies and an olive oil/vinegar dressing. Again they went "omg thats soooooo disgusting, you're eating soooooo much meat, you don't need that much protein you'll die, do you know how much fat is in there? you're going to have a heart attack. are you just eating salad to try and make it look like you're eating healthy???" They said this while eating pasta covered in fatty alfredo sauce, more dessert, pop, chips, hot dogs and no vegetables in sight.

They also made fun of the guy who went for a morning run saying "omg its like a vacation why are you exercising lolllll!!!"

[Laser]

I have a female friend who just got into cross fit and the paleo diet. Good stuff, except she can't cook for shit. So instead of cooking up portions of meats and veggies, she's chowing down on super fatty, salty packaged meat slices stuffed full of preservatives, extenders, and various other chemicals and convinced she's eating healthy.

[Gmac]

When a woman goes on about something and doesn't know what she's talking about (food or not and you've banged her already)... I like to give them the old "Just stop talking" routine.

"So I found these amazing local organic avocados at Whole Foods the other..."
"Just stop talking."

"I'll go with the 2009 Chardonnay, since it was such a good yea..."
"Just stop talking."

"Cooking is hard. Besides you can find more healthy stuff by going out to eat anyw..."
"Just stop talking."

"I just started this new diet. 100% organic, non-dairy, gluten-free, soy, all-natural, veget..."
"Just stop talking."

"I'm not cooking dinner, want me to bake for you somet..."
"Just stop talking."

Works for me.

[el mechanico]

I've incorporated a new form of torture in my overall game...

Girls that I don't want to be with anymore who keep asking me to do shit everyday..I text them "When are you going to invite me for a good home cooked meal? or What's for lunch? Make me lunch. I told one girl last week after the the bang she made the mistake of telling me she doesn't cook so I said that's great because I don't date girls that can't. Take it easy.

It's funny that they claim they want something but won't do a thing about it when asked to step up to the plate.

On the bright side a girl made a pot of coffee this morning at my place. I did have to ask if she cleaned the pot. She said yes. I didn't have to make my own coffee this morning. Awesome, I'll take it

[DjembaDjemba]

Women today don't know how to cook because their moms didn't teach them how to cook.

They were too busy working. Baby boomer generation of women didn't teach their daughters cooking skills. When my mother was 12 she was made to cook, clean, and change the bed sheets in the whole house and more.

How many 12 year olds do you see forced to learn that shit today? 15 year olds? 18 year olds? How many mothers teach their daughters cooking skills? How many mothers know how to cook?

Thread suggestion: "Should the government teach women how to cook?"

[Gmac]

My mom taught my sister to cook. She also taught herself a lot of things. Some chicks actively seek this stuff out, others don't. I was lucky to have my mom at home growing up while my dad slaved away. Better childhood, better adulthood.