[michelin]

Nothing is more frustrating than ALMOST getting the bang, being very close, but ending up NOT getting it...even more when we put a considerable amount of time and effort in it.

Made out with this EE girl, a solid 7, who had shown lots of interest (asking questions even without dropping big bait, and so on). All went well and we set up a date (we made plans to attend a boring event and went out afterwards). Make out was fairly easy after a couple of drinks, which loosed her up enough to escalate. Since logistics were not good, I decided to leave the bang for next date. Maybe it was the alcohol but I did act kind of beta when kissing her goodbye (repeatedly, as if I hadn't kissed for a long time)

Called next day in the early evening: no response at all...left a voice message and texted her goodnight, but no response. By now I know I won't get the notch. I am convinced though since I would have acted slightly differently, I would have gotten the bang on a 2nd or 3rd date.

Before moving on to a new girl, I hope to get some comments here. I'd love to hear similar stories. I also appreciate if you could refer me to existing "almost banged her but ended up with empty hands" threads.

[Sourcecode]

I almost banged every girl I have ever met, That I didn't bang

[Blue!!!]

(05-19-2012 07:43 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

I almost banged every girl I have ever met, That I didn't bang

This, that, etc.

[pitt]

Yeah that shit is frustrating.

It makes you wonder if you didnt escalate enough or you just fucked up everything. It happened to me before yesterday, i met this phat ass woman (i was shocked when she told me she was 42), i asked her if i could come to her place the next day, she tells me yes, we meet, im drinking, she doesnt want to drink, im slapping her ass, she tells me not to do it, she takes her tablet and she started telling me that she is interested but she doesnt want to fuck today and that i should come the next day, i ignore her remarks, im still escalating (take out my dick, kiss her ass, give her a massage, etc) and she begs me not to insist that i should come the next day and its going to be fine and that she wants to sleep because she is feeling kinda ill (we were still having fun, many jokes throughout the convo). She walks me to the bus stop and i didnt call her the next day and im not calling her again..bitch if you didnt give me the pussy the first day, you must be a 10 in my book for me to go fuck you on day 2.

[travolta]

haha, this thread is extremely stupid. It is some ego-stroking bullshit. How can you ALMOST bang a girl? Either you did or you didn't... I know this dude who says this type of shit "Hey man! I ALMOST banged her! Trust me! I mean it!" We constantly make fun of him saying how he "almost" banged a girl. It's absolutely hilarious...

And OP (No offense), but you did NOT "almost" bang that chick. You kissed her when she was drunk, and she was on the fence about you. I'm telling you this because your posting some story on RVF trying to get internet validation, when instead you should be out trying to bang other girls. I've been on plenty of dates with girls where I kissed them that night, didn't bang them, thought that I'd bang them later, but wasn't able to get her to meet me again. I used to run to my friends and tell them how "well" the date went.. obviously it couldn't have gone THAT well.. she wasn't down to meet me again and I didn't bang her. Either you banged the girl or you didn't, there is no middle ground. The only true middle ground I can think of is if your dick is pressed up against her labia, and she suddenly drops dead 2 seconds before you were about to penetrate, so you back off.. I guess then you can honestly say that you ALMOST banged her.

And Pitt, why not just go see her the next day? Maybe she actually meant "I'm feeling sick, see me tomorrow and we'll have sex." Sounds like you threw away sure pussy

Problem with most community advice is that guys start acting crazy and completely ignoring social cues.

[Samseau]

Quote:

How can you ALMOST bang a girl? Either you did or you didn't...

One time, I had a girl in bed completely naked with me. She sucked my cock.

I was hard, and put in just the tip when suddenly...


"OH MY GOD I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!" She completely FREAKS out, jumps off the bed puts on her clothes and runs out the door while profusely apologizing.

"I'm so sorry, I don't know what's going on, but I can't do this right now." Over and over.


I think that counts as an almost bang.

[Veloce]

Yeah, gotta say, if I put down every "almost" scenario that's ever happened, it would be a very long thread. I've fucked up so many opportunities I wake up punching myself in the face almost every day.

[kerouac]

(05-25-2012 12:47 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

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How can you ALMOST bang a girl? Either you did or you didn't...

One time, I had a girl in bed completely naked with me. She sucked my cock.

I was hard, and put in just the tip when suddenly...


"OH MY GOD I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!" She completely FREAKS out, jumps off the bed puts on her clothes and runs out the door while profusely apologizing.

"I'm so sorry, I don't know what's going on, but I can't do this right now." Over and over.


I think that counts as an almost bang.

I bet you had enough energy to run a marathon after that one.

[Sourcecode]

I almost banged like 6 girls last night at this club I normally got to..but didnt go to tonight
But I decided I was gonna just rest my dick considering Im going to Hungary next week

[michelin]

-- UPDATE --

As I write this, I almost banged a girl 30 minutes after I met her on the bus. 5 months pregnant tells me her BF is abroad, looking at me insistingly and 200% horny. I knew my time had come: she reacts positively to some light kino and listening songs together on her MP3. Minutes later make out and almost banged her after I got of the bus (after midnight), ass much better than expected, E cups (as expected). Things escalated wuickly. I had to stop when we heard footsteps...damn, she got cold, moved away, and I lost one of my greatest flags ever in reach. I know this is one of the most enviable flags. Lesson learned: I should have ignored the footsteps and kept her pussy hot, as they faded away seconds later, and so did my flag.

[michelin]

Quote:

"The only true middle ground I can think of is if your dick is pressed up against her labia, and she suddenly drops dead 2 seconds before you were about to penetrate, so you back off.. I guess then you can honestly say that you ALMOST banged her."

Travolta, this was indeed the case with the pregnant chick...
Peace.

[Mr Me]

At a club I just saw an 8 or possibly 9 in my favourite shape and form having that intense come and get me look directed at me. As it was a little crowded someone else snatched her and disappeard with her before I made my way to her. I post this in the almost bang thread as I saw the girl with that dude half an hour later and I am sure that they bang as I write this. I tried to reconcile myself with an 8 that had a few drinks and were up to it only to get cockblocked by her average looking friend.

I just got two phone numbers tonight... Annoying...

[AneroidOcean]

Copied from my post "The Italian" which has the picture I reference in the text (if you'd like to see it...not a picture of the girl, but like her):

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In the last year I’ve had varying degrees of success/failure with women. Each Girls of 2011 post will outline a girl and what went good/bad. I always appreciate feedback.

Italian – I met her at a local bar that is fairly popular. I had scoped out the place and there was no girl that really compelled me except for one taller Italian girl who was far enough away that by the time I walked her direction I couldn’t find her. So I was hanging out near the end of the bar with my two tall attractive guy friends, on the dance floor just kind of joking with them and dancing from time to time if I thought a girl or group of girls would dance with me (none really did, which happens), when a girl grabbed me and introduced me to The Italian, telling me that I was attractive, that her friend is single, and that I should hang out with her. They were both kind of dancing, so I danced with them both briefly.

Wait, wait, wait. I have to explain how attractive this girl was. When I got up face to face with her, I realized she had green eyes, perfect skin, dark and long curly hair, and a bangin’ body as my friends would say. She was BY FAR the hottest girl in the place. No other girl even came close. Like this except more of an olive skin tone:



At this point, my friend started trying to talk to her, not really having seen the interaction between the two girls and I, but I saw a golden opportunity going wrong (my friend is pretty tall and a sociable model), so I grabbed her hand and led her over to the other end of the bar where her other friends were. I ordered us a couple beers, had some decent conversation, but her friends kept getting her attention and distracting her. I was certain that she was at least open to hang out with me, but that it was going to be really difficult with all her friends around. I got the digits and went back to my friends to check on them. I hadn’t planned to stay out real late as I had developed a pretty decent cough and didn’t feel great, so I started to leave then thought better of it and approached her again. I told her I was feeling like taking off, but I would like to have her join me on the heated patio for a bit.

Out the door and headed towards the patio but I realized it was filled with cigarette smokers (I detest cigarettes), so I told her we should go for a walk down to the pier instead. She hesitated, saying that she shouldn’t leave her friends and I told her it would just be a short walk and that she shouldn’t miss it as it’s so nice. I’ve never regretted a walk on the pier. She relented and off we went, chatting and walking the couple blocks to the pier. Once there, someone from the city was closing up the gate, so we went down to the sand where our poor luck meant that the city truck that was driving around to kick people off the sand (there’s a late-night beach curfew), so I scrambled and walked down the boardwalk and around the corner where the restaurant at the base of the pier has little circular benches with awnings over them for people to wait for their car at the valet. We sat there and talked a little more before making out like high schoolers.

Then we walked to my house, where I made her a drink and we moved to my bedroom, where lots of heavy making out and some petting started before disaster struck. She was giving me last minute resistance on sex and I was enjoying teasing her by pulling out one of her tits.

Hold on. Her tits need their own paragraph. This girl had a great body, maybe 5’7″ or so, firm round ass, pretty much built to make men want to jump her bones. The tits though. My GOD the tits on this girl. They were perfect and stupid perky for that size and the fact that they were real. I really couldn’t have asked for anything better. I’ve seen more than my fair share of tits in pornography and even a pretty decent amount of them in person, but I’ve never seen tits that perfect. I don’t know if I ever will again, not to doubt myself, but these tits were that damn good.

I was ready to start escalating it to sex as I had her really worked up to the point where I had my hand grasping her gorgeous dark brown curls, bending her over underneath me, and her arching her back and dry humping me moaning like crazy.

Then I felt a stirring. A stirring that could only mean my intestinal fortitude was compromised. My stomach started making an obscene amount of noise and my discomfort rapidly grew. I excused myself and proceeded over the next couple of hours to run the water as loud as I could in the bathroom, the sink, the shower, everything to try to cover up the noise of me absolutely destroying the toilet. The sheer volume of gas and shit that came out of me was brutal. Every time I returned, somehow she hadn’t heard it (or wasn’t telling me) and she’d snuggle up against me, but was basically passed out. No matter, because my cough was getting so bad that I had to keep getting up between the bathroom and the kitchen (to make hot tea to try to calm my throat/lungs). I was a mess. There was no way I was going to even attempt sex, despite the amazingly hot chick in my bed.

In the morning she didn’t seem to really want to kiss, either because she was worried about her breath, or because she remembered what I’d been going through over the course of the night. I made sure I had the right number for her and she joked about having to do the walk of shame to her car. I realized after she left that maybe I should’ve walked her to her car to try to build a little more comfort. She was pretty drunk and might not have really realized how well we connected when we were talking the night before. Whatever the reason, I got some text conversation from her afterwards, but a girl like that doesn’t stay single for long and eventually the trail turned completely cold. I wasn’t able to meet up with her again, I didn’t get a second change.

I kicked myself for weeks for not fucking her right and giving her the good dick so that she’d still be around. I don’t know if I’ve ever been more attracted to a girl.

It pains me to think about it and it took me a long time to not be completely pissed off at myself for not doing something different. I did a lot right, and if I had managed the situation better, I think I could’ve done even more, but who knows, she could’ve just got back together with an ex and I never really had an opportunity for more than 1 night of fun anyway.

That’s, The Italian.

Still has a little sting to it, but now I've found another girl who has equal titty amazingness and I have "always banged" her

[Blobert]

A girl was giving me eye contact in the subway... Too bad I had to get off at the next station, I almost had her.

[Mr Me]

Blobert, I can't believe how close you were on that one.

[Sourcecode]

[kaotic]

Is there an actual thread to do a postmortem an an almost bang ? I can't find it