[JayMillz]

The Brooklyn man stabbed in the chest at a library Tuesday insists he was simply searching for a job — not surfing skin sites.

Ransom Alton, 52, spoke from his East New York home less than a day after Ralph Neptune, 46, allegedly knifed him on the second floor of the Brooklyn Heights Branch of the Brooklyn Public Library.

Neptune sprang into action after seeing what he believed was a porn video on Alton’s screen, police sources said.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-...z1v8aQrouo

[Blunt]

Just the thread title had me spewing my coffee.

Ransom Alton... Ralph Neptune??

[Tuthmosis]

This is a strange twist on white knighting.

[bmn200]

sooooooooooooo beta

[MMM]

(05-17-2012 09:55 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

This is a strange twist on white knighting.

That's what the victim thought as the knife twisted in his chest.

[Cr33pin]

an everyone was hating on the other threads on here saying porn was bad for your health...

[Cincinnatus]

(05-17-2012 09:49 AM)Blunt Wrote:  

Just the thread title had me spewing my coffee.

Ransom Alton... Ralph Neptune??

I was thinking the same damn thing while reading JayMillz' post, then I scroll down and see someone has already beat me to it.

[muc]

So of course if he had watched porn, then the stabbing would be justified?

[Indefatigable]

(05-17-2012 09:55 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

This is a strange twist on white knighting.

Lol.

I thought it was going to be a woman who did it.

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

He should think about getting into porn himself. With a name like Ralph Neptune, he wouldn't even need a stage name.

[Aureo]

(05-27-2012 04:44 PM)Indefatigable Wrote:  

I thought it was going to be a woman who did it.

So did I!
Men being stabbed is becoming fashionable

[Andreas]

If he had Day Bang, he wouldn't watch porn in library, so Roosh could be a life saver here.

Also look at it from the bright side. If the stabbed guy was beta, then there is one less beta in the world...

[Cookie]

Stab victim game: Get stabbed, use event as breezy story to pick up girls. Workout so you can show off your muscles when you lift up your shirt, to point at the scar. Opener: "You probably get this from every guy, but you really remind me of the time I got knifed in the ribs."

[Cincinnatus]

(05-28-2012 06:54 PM)Cookie Wrote:  

Stab victim game: Get stabbed, use event as breezy story to pick up girls. Workout so you can show off your muscles when you lift up your shirt, to point at the scar. Opener: "You probably get this from every guy, but you really remind me of the time I got knifed in the ribs."

I have a scar on my stomach from a childhood operation. When I take off my shirt, women always ask me what happened in an "Aww" or "Ohmygod!" sort tone.

Well long story short, I work in a very hot warehouse with a few black guys that grew up in my town's worst neighborhoods. The first time I took my shirt off at work, the fellas ALL said, "Damn MSW, when did you get shot?"

So now I just tell chicks with a smirk, "Oh yeah, that..." and then proceed into a bullshit short story about getting shot, then laugh before telling them what it really is.